Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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A bit off-topic, but does anyone know what weight ALR got to when we were in the cancer arc? Did she dip below 500?
She got to around 480 from "intuitive eating" and knowing what works for her. Not because of cancer, a year of intractable bladder infections, strep throat, and blood loss.
 
Appreciate the reply. For some reason, I thought it was from the cancer and the stress that accompanies it.
There was no change in her eating habits or physical activity that’s why we kept thinking she was lying about supposed weight loss. She still did fried chicken mukbangs, takeout mukbangs, and went to restaurants on the daily during this period. Cancer seems to be the only way for her to lose weight without changing her lifestyle.
 
I'll never understand "supporters". What are they supporting? Amber's a fat layabout that does nothing with her life other than consuming huge amounts of media and food. She makes no effort in bettering her living situation, mentally or physically. She isn't involved in any sort of charity work. She isn't spending time or money to improve the quality of her immediate community. So what exactly are her supporters supporting? She offers nothing other a large stinky mass for people to point and laugh at.
 
There was no change in her eating habits or physical activity that’s why we kept thinking she was lying about supposed weight loss. She still did fried chicken mukbangs, takeout mukbangs, and went to restaurants on the daily during this period. Cancer seems to be the only way for her to lose weight without changing her lifestyle.
She literally got her uterus removed. Hers was probably 20 pounds.
 
The way this post made my blood boil. She always has that “fatphobia” card in her back pocket.
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She offers nothing other a large stinky mass for people to point and laugh at.
But, this, in and of itself, gives them the means to say "At least I'm not as fucking fat as Hamber."

Have you studied any of the clapping asscheeks and fupas that actually worship this 600 lb. blob of humanity?

I have. And it's all about the fat fucks not being THE Kween Fat Fuck known as Hamber.

Somehow, in some forsaken universe, she inspires them not to be a total fuck up like she is.

She literally got her uterus removed. Hers was probably 20 pounds.
She's made up from that tiny weight loss nearly ten fold.
 
The way this post made my blood boil. She always has that “fatphobia” card in her back pocket.View attachment 2259492
It's not fatphobia to point out the truth that anyone with eyes can see, Big Al. She's so obnoxious with the constant whining about 'fatphobia', and that smug little winking emoji is making me MATI. Especially because we all know that is completely and total BS about the Thumb being down 40 ell bees.
 
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Cool. Then quit your “I’m going on Noom/Jenny Craig/WW” diet nonsense every other week. Stop telling us about your multiple obesity-related medical problems and how hard it is. Becky has to take insulin at age 30 and that would be a wake-up call for anybody, but in your lives she’s openly ordering calzones and who knows what else because your fat stupid ass needs take out, doesn’t realize this is detrimental to her health (as well as yours), and any caring partner would put a stop to it. Oh, the chicken is frozen? Bitch, the microwave has a thaw setting.

Go on, be smug about the haydurs, when you’re the one who gained 70 pounds in under a year and both of you are slowly dying on video. /moti
 
A theme that regularly comes up with her, even though she doesn't mention it that often, is that she thinks she's pretty. I won't argue that under the layers of lard, her features are regular; nothing wonky & had she been normal weight, she would have been reasonably attractive... nothing spectacular but she wouldn't have broken any mirrors either.

But due to her early onset & long standing obesity, that ship can't be said to have sailed, it never launched.

She could drop 400 lbs. at this point, have the best skin removal & plastic surgery available & would never be called pretty.

In any case, "pretty is as pretty does". Pretty isn't a personality type or character trait. It speaks volumes about her values or lack thereof, that she figures as long as she & others think she's "pretty", she's golden. Physical attractiveness might garner a second look from people who don't know you but if your personality sucks, in the end, it doesn't matter what you look like.

It can be annoying watching a vapid teen grow older & still try to ride the pretty bus while acting the snotty bitch but in her case, it's hilarious. I'd love to look into a mirror with he eyes, to see what she sees.
Amber thinks she is the gorgeous, all this nonsense about being "hideous" is her fishing for compliments on how pretty she is.

If I ever have any doubt on how pretty she thinks she is I always remember the time she talked about someone calling her fat and her reply was "I might be fat, but I'm pretty and thats what counts." She has convinced herself the only reason people could possibly not like her is because of her weight, or as she calls it "fat phobic."
 
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>40 pounds

lmao bitch WHERE, its funny how she thinks that anyone is buying that bullshit.
Becky is diabetic and looks like her hbp is 180/140 all the time.
also MUH FATPHOBIERRRRRR yeah we should be phobic of looking like you amber same as people are afraid of drowning, fires, car wrecks and cancer WE DONT WANNA DIE HORRIBLY YOU LAND MASS.
The fact that she thinks in her fat strangled brain that people should embrace her balloon ass is hilarious. Its not you being fat its you being just a horribly ignorant cunt and tbh people dont give a shit if you are dying cause you just aren't worth anyone giving one rat fuck about your health.
Hilarious she claims she was have so much fun with her Mother if they lived together, just goes to show you how she embraces enabling, self-destructive dregs of society.
 
A bit off-topic, but does anyone know what weight ALR got to when we were in the cancer arc? Did she dip below 500?
In addition to what @StrawberryDouche stated, I'm fairly sure Necky was on meds that essentially zombified her for some time around then, meaning Big Al's prime enabler couldn't fetch food for her as often.
 
It’s funny that amber cries fat phobia so much. Her whole business model is fatphobia baiting. She baits it out with her thumbnails, mukbangs, health updates, ect…. She can act bothered by fatphobia if she wants. But baiting people into being fatphobic is basically her whole gig on YouTube lol.
 
So she'd have "fun" living with her Mother... I'm trying to picture that. I didn't watch that live so... will ASSume Becky is part of that "living with Mommy" deal? I wonder what kind of fun she imagines they could share? She's essentially housebound so the usual adult mother-daughter activities are out. I can't imagine her mother wanting to play those stupid Q & A card games. Do they share a taste in movies? Or share anything other than an apparent ability to mangle the English language?

I can imagine her mother, after a long shift at work dying to come home, kick off her shoes & collapse into a comfy chair with a cool drink of her choice & enjoy a bit of peace & quiet before having her supper, handling any household chores & relaxing for the evening.

Instead, she'd get the Amber equivalent of an overly excited toddler shreiking: "Moomy. Mommy, what didja bring me? Do they have new eeeeeeeeearrreeeeens? Journals? What's for supper? Can you do my laundry? Twinkie needs a walk? Can you do groceries for me after supper?"

Yeah, sounds like real fun times.
 
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Imagine seeing Amberlynn Reid on your local news station. And I don’t think YouTube is gonna do anything to her channel. :story:

Any "local news" that picked this up would likely drop it after they googled her and went through some of her vids. Severed heads may pull in eyeballs, but it can also backfire because people would then question why the news is trying to dehumanize the dead people, even if they were unceasingly dickheads to everyone around them and just generally unpleasant. There's a fine line there.
 
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Imagine seeing Amberlynn Reid on your local news station. And I don’t think YouTube is gonna do anything to her channel. :story:

Rule number 1 of Lolcows -
Do not tip the cow.
Rule number 2 of Lolcows -
Do not tip the cow.

Any other engaging behaviour is, frankly, cow-esque..
 
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