Think of who transhumanism appeals to generally: troons, ugly people, fat people, sexbot fantasists, every kind of failure to launch case, pretty much anyone who wishes they could push the reset button on the shitty life they've made for themselves.
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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He'd be happier.
TBH this is just more Jake-projection. Being a sexbot is probably one of his freaky fantasies that he would compel on tabletop RPG players if any would let him DM for them.
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PTSD from BRAD WARDELL who doesn't even know Jake exists:
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"Side note, this is what PTSD is."
Jake, please. No one's buying your bullshit. If you were truly having a PTSD episode you'd be curled up on your bed, crying yourself to sleep in a fetal position, not posting on fucking Twitter.
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Every night, Jake huddles himself in fear within his hovel, anticipating lesbian rape gangs coming to ravish him or the government abducting him to turn his buxom redhead self into a sexbot, all awash in equal parts paranoia and arousal.
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Jesus - first he rants about Milo Y being a national threat, and now he's Googleshnging about Brad Wardell. Tomorrow he's going to start crying about Mike Cernovich or Mundane Matt.
Jake must think that digging up Chelsea's old targets is going to convince her that she pegged him wrong and he deserves to touch her boobies LIKE SHE PROMISED ME THAT TRICKSY BITCH I'M GOING TO KILL HER NO NO JAKE WE MUST BE CALM WE LOVES OUR PRECIOUSESSSSS.....
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It's also funny how Jake thinks he's in the video game industry in any way.
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"Dare you enter my magical realm?"
It seems that Jake actually is the DM a fair amount of the time... or at least tries to be. From the Discord leaks:
Violet 'The Whizzard' Cassandra Ocean said:
From Twitter, February 2021:
Violet 'Vile Aedile' Cassandra Ocean said:
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Yeah people say they'll be in a game until someone takes them aside and warns them that the bearded gnome is just going to try and gender bend their character and generally act like a creepy WOW player
"oh, yeah, I was gonna play but... I gotta wash my hair for the next week..."
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I have doubts he's been a GM of any kind in the last few years. He admitted nobody wants to play Pathfinder with him for 2+ years. He'd almost be the kind of insanely shitty GM who has a pre-scripted way everything is supposed to happen and gets completely assblasted if the players find some innovative way to solve a problem that he hadn't thought of, insists people play their characters to his approval, and other control freaky shit. He'd also throw a tantrum if he didn't get this.
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“One of the things we all talk about...” So glad to hear that Jake is no longer blacklisted due to whisper campaigns!
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I think it's more accurate to say that Jake has not been able to run a new game, aside from the troon/furry group he already has. From his activities it does seem like he has at least a game in progress with the troon discord group, but Jake being Jake, wasn't able to lure new players or start a new game simply because he's that exceptional.
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I believe Jake when he says he has a game, because if he didn't, he wouldn't be able to resist whining about how he can't play games because all his players turned into Nazis and abandoned him.
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Buying hard copies of the books, physical maps and things like this
and we know that other players being physically present was never in his plans, he was always going to play over the internet.
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I quit Twitter long ago but jfc his tweeting style is annoying as fuck. Something a couple pages up triggered me and the 'we' <next tweet> 'all talk' thing did as well
It's also hilarious that he presents it as anyone in the game industry even humors him. What a joke
It's also hilarious that he presents it as anyone in the game industry even humors him. What a joke
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jake is in the game industry the same way i was when walked into gamestop to ask directions to the food court.
i may be more qualified than him
i may be more qualified than him
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Everyone who ever downloaded Unreal Engine for free is in the industry? Good to know.
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He purposely tweets in such a disjointed manner to avoid people quote tweeting him and calling him out on his bullshit
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Like all good journalists.
When you’re more concerned about your imaginary enemies quoting you than people being able to actually understand what the hell you’re saying, maybe writing isn’t your forte.
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Oh I get it! He's heard PTSD causes hyper-vigilance, and this is all his best attempts at trying to prove he has PTSD.