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Oh no! Louis deleted his Twitter account! What's the reason this time?


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Who could have guessed.
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So doesn't daily trips to Pittsburgh mean he's going to a bigger area, and thus will be around MORE food banks?

It's interesting that several times, his mom has tried to give away food on fb. Doesn't sound like she's a patron of any food bank

I also noticed his mom recently posted an ad looking for a 4 bedroom house, saying she will pay in cash. Now I don't know how cheap american houses are but I don't know many people who can plop down an all cash payment on a home
 
Some shit that got missed:

Once again Lou doesn't read the article before popping off at the writer. "Hygiene theater" refers specifically to the prioritization of measures that have been demonstrated not to provide meaningful protection against COVID-19 over less showy but more effective ideas.
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https://twitter.com/afurrytoo/status/1404469587484332037 | https://archive.md/wip/Iykns

Lou thinks dangerous dogs, like Catholic priests, should just be moved around instead of taken out of circulation:
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https://twitter.com/afurrytoo/status/1404215911461134343 | https://archive.md/wip/9mNA8

Apparently without realizing it, Lou signs on to a racist revisionist theory of Reconstruction painting black members of Congress as dimwitted puppets:
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https://twitter.com/afurrytoo/status/1404445834494763008 | https://archive.md/wip/HU6LE

What did he mean by this?
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https://twitter.com/afurrytoo/status/1404232087830515715 | https://archive.md/Cbw1t (archived 15 hours ago)

I wonder if it has anything to do with this:
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https://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/vgm/d/greensburg-ps4-pro-1tb-with-games-and/7336261451.html | https://archive.md/wip/TwRGU
 
Gneech Round
O: II
P: Variant B
Q: Variant A
R: III

Troonfest
S: Shushing Pervert
T: Creepy Eyes since the more I look at it the worse it gets, and at least the challenger is honest
U: Pedo Tiger. I just hate it. There are many problems, but the ear placement angers me most.
I like this second tweet because Lou the Writer implies that he needs $60 to "find a new username" by virtue of the phrasing. I presume this means ordering $60 of chinese food and hoping the fortune cookie has his True and Honest name inside, though chinese might be too terrifyingly ethnic for him.

Benevolent as I am, I will save him the money. Lou, you should change your handle to acetiger1488
You know you want to
 
Here we go!

O: Gneech IV (variant C)
P: Gneech I (variant D)
Q: Gneech I (variant E)
R: Gneech I (variant C)

S: Gneech IV (variant A)
T: Man in a Dress
U: Gneech IV (variant B)

Considering how often and how hard he tries to act like he's one of Yinz Guyz, you'd think he'd be thrilled to frequent Pittsburgh. I hear there's lots of places to eat there too, fatass, why don't you try some actual authentic Italian instead of whatever fucking Ragu bottle sauce concoction we know you shovel down your throat?
 
Why does Lou have to go to Pittsburgh every day? If they get a kidney, they'll surely call, right? This guy...

Considering how often and how hard he tries to act like he's one of Yinz Guyz, you'd think he'd be thrilled to frequent Pittsburgh. I hear there's lots of places to eat there too, fatass, why don't you try some actual authentic Italian instead of whatever fucking Ragu bottle sauce concoction we know you shovel down your throat?
Well, I've had a fleeting suspicion that needed some confirmation - specifically that he'd have to visit Pittsburgh on a single weekend, three days straight, then get a call they wouldn't need to visit any more - but turns out AC 2021 is going to be a virtual con.

Aside from all that, the only reason he's mentioning it could be "my dead mother won't be able to take me to the food bank I was banned from so give me pitybux".

RE: visiting every day
If Coach Zas really is on the verge of renal failure they might be putting him on dialysis every day in preparation for the transplant.
 
Some shit that got missed:

Once again Lou doesn't read the article before popping off at the writer. "Hygiene theater" refers specifically to the prioritization of measures that have been demonstrated not to provide meaningful protection against COVID-19 over less showy but more effective ideas.
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https://twitter.com/afurrytoo/status/1404469587484332037 | https://archive.md/wip/Iykns

Lou thinks dangerous dogs, like Catholic priests, should just be moved around instead of taken out of circulation:
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https://twitter.com/afurrytoo/status/1404215911461134343 | https://archive.md/wip/9mNA8

Apparently without realizing it, Lou signs on to a racist revisionist theory of Reconstruction painting black members of Congress as dimwitted puppets:
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https://twitter.com/afurrytoo/status/1404445834494763008 | https://archive.md/wip/HU6LE

What did he mean by this?
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https://twitter.com/afurrytoo/status/1404232087830515715 | https://archive.md/Cbw1t (archived 15 hours ago)

I wonder if it has anything to do with this:
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https://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/vgm/d/greensburg-ps4-pro-1tb-with-games-and/7336261451.html | https://archive.md/wip/TwRGU
That nasty floor looks like his
 
Well, I've had a fleeting suspicion that needed some confirmation - specifically that he'd have to visit Pittsburgh on a single weekend, three days straight, then get a call they wouldn't need to visit any more - but turns out AC 2021 is going to be a virtual con.

Aside from all that, the only reason he's mentioning it could be "my dead mother won't be able to take me to the food bank I was banned from so give me pitybux".

RE: visiting every day
If Coach Zas really is on the verge of renal failure they might be putting him on dialysis every day in preparation for the transplant.
I just looked, and there are no fewer than two dialysis centers in Greensburg. They're actually pretty common to have in even smaller areas just to avoid the situation of a patient driving hours every day or even twice a day for their treatments - it all depends, therefore convenience is really a must. Knew a guy that did three times a week, lost contact a while ago, but he went to a typical center like the ones I found, no need to go to a hospital or medical center each time.
 
I just looked, and there are no fewer than two dialysis centers in Greensburg. They're actually pretty common to have in even smaller areas just to avoid the situation of a patient driving hours every day or even twice a day for their treatments - it all depends, therefore convenience is really a must. Knew a guy that did three times a week, lost contact a while ago, but he went to a typical center like the ones I found, no need to go to a hospital or medical center each time.
No idea then. I could present several more hypothetical scenarios - like Coach Zas not having the correct insurance - but something tells me they aren't very particular with life-saving treatment. Or the doctors want to keep a very close eye on him up until the transplant; but PL: my maternal grandmother has severe COPD and is participating in a clinical trial via a fucking smartphone that's hooked up to the apparatus she's been given and is running some proprietary software - all this in rinky-dink Central Europe, so I don't see any reason why they couldn't do the same in the USA.

Best employ Occam's Razor and assume Lardass Lardo Louis Gagliardo is lying through his remaining teeth just to get moar griftbux. Maybe Momma Gags just wants to be out of the house for a bit? But what about Louman Shield No. 1, Skylar then?
 
RE: visiting every day
If Coach Zas really is on the verge of renal failure they might be putting him on dialysis every day in preparation for the transplant.
Clarification: he's already in renal failure. Renal failure is a confusingly-named spectrum but once you're on chronic dialysis, that's ESRD: end-stage.

He could be needing daily dialysis. Or he could be having specialist appointments for preop testing, but it's unlikely to be daily.

This is the point where a normal family member wouldn't be begging for $20 for Olive Garden for a dialysis patient, but would be posting links to non-directed living kidney donation.

I just looked, and there are no fewer than two dialysis centers in Greensburg. They're actually pretty common to have in even smaller areas just to avoid the situation of a patient driving hours every day or even twice a day for their treatments - it all depends, therefore convenience is really a must. Knew a guy that did three times a week, lost contact a while ago, but he went to a typical center like the ones I found, no need to go to a hospital or medical center each time.
Spot-on about dialysis clinics. Three times a week is standard.

It's a recurring, routine appointment, so sometimes a new dialysis client has to go farther afield for what's called a "chair" at a more local clinic. At least, until someone else doesn't need that chair any more, because they died got a new kidney and went to a farm where they can run and play.

Not just diabetics; there are a lot of dudes in their 30s and 40s just walking around with diastolics in the 100s who can't be bothered about it. At some point their kidneys popcorn out and there's another dialysis patient for the waiting list.

If someone is uninsured or homeless/mentally ill/noncompliant, or fired by the dialysis clinic for abuse, the other option is to not keep a standing appointment at a dialysis clinic at all. Just pop around to the ED when they feel like they might die, have a dialysis session and get discharged, and ignore the bills when they come. EMTALA means they can't be refused treatment.
 
This round really made me realize how much I hate Gneech's art style. Goddamn

Gneech Atrocities
O) Gneech IV (Variant C)
P) Gneech I (Variant B)
Q) Gneech I (Variant E)
R) Gneech III

Troon Atrocities
S) Gneech IV (Variant A)
T) Man in a Dress
U) Gneech IV (Variant B)

You can see his socks in one of those images and one kinda looks bloody. Stains from the 'beetus hole saga, or a progression of the newer foot arc? Either way, absolutely disgusting Lou.
 
Some shit that got missed:

Once again Lou doesn't read the article before popping off at the writer. "Hygiene theater" refers specifically to the prioritization of measures that have been demonstrated not to provide meaningful protection against COVID-19 over less showy but more effective ideas.
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https://twitter.com/afurrytoo/status/1404469587484332037 | https://archive.md/wip/Iykns

Lou thinks dangerous dogs, like Catholic priests, should just be moved around instead of taken out of circulation:
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https://twitter.com/afurrytoo/status/1404215911461134343 | https://archive.md/wip/9mNA8

Apparently without realizing it, Lou signs on to a racist revisionist theory of Reconstruction painting black members of Congress as dimwitted puppets:
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https://twitter.com/afurrytoo/status/1404445834494763008 | https://archive.md/wip/HU6LE

What did he mean by this?
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https://twitter.com/afurrytoo/status/1404232087830515715 | https://archive.md/Cbw1t (archived 15 hours ago)

I wonder if it has anything to do with this:
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https://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/vgm/d/greensburg-ps4-pro-1tb-with-games-and/7336261451.html | https://archive.md/wip/TwRGU


Fuck, Louie is a moron. Look, I love animals. I especially love dogs. My dogs are family. But I can guarantee you that if my dogs were to get it in them to maul my kids, I'd shoot them right then and there. It would break my heart, but people are more important than pets. If a dog starts biting, especially if they draw blood, then it's time to have them put down. Only absolute psychopaths who have no value for human life will say "You never kill dogs". And of course the Gags own Shit Bulls, so it's not surprising that Louie has this mentality. Fucking garbage people who own garbage dogs.
 
Why does Lou have to go to Pittsburgh every day? If they get a kidney, they'll surely call, right? This guy...
He doesn't. His mother drives as shown by her taking him to argue with a doctor (she had no other reason to be there). She also goes to the food bank. It's the semantic game.
 
Gneech Atrocities conference:
O: 8, Gneech IV
P: 4, Gneech I B
Q: 3, Gneech I A
R: 2, Gneech III

Troon Atrocities conference:
S 4, Shushing Pervert
T 6, Man in a Dress
U 2, Gneech IV B

This is some wild competition. I'll say one thing though. After the Gneetch Atrocities Conference and it's spillover into the Troon Atrocities, the name "Gneech" sounds more and more like the cheesy names of some horrible alien planetary system the more I look at it with all these roman numeral designations. (Gneech I, Gneech II, Gneech III, etc)
 
Once again Lou doesn't read the article before popping off at the writer. "Hygiene theater" refers specifically to the prioritization of measures that have been demonstrated not to provide meaningful protection against COVID-19 over less showy but more effective ideas.
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...yet Lou is somehow capable of getting bus rides to Walmart on a weekly basis, lol.
What did he mean by this?
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"Why won't Craigslist let me spam their website with constant items for sale only to delete the post and entire account once I realize that people won't follow my absurd hyper-specific conditions?"
I wonder if it has anything to do with this:
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Interesting that Lou still uses his deadname so often even when he promises he is a True and Honest Transwomyn. Curious as to when Craigslist will eventually just blacklist Lou's street or IP address due to so much fishy posts and what seems to be the constant need to delete his account once he makes a certain amount of sales.
I feel as if two things are going to happen:
1. Lou will remove the listing down the line claiming it has been sold, only for us to learn that he still has this PS4 Pro offhandedly while complaining about a game on PS4
2. We will be seeing this go toward a PS5 arc? This will be interesting to see, especially when you know Lou is going to be complaining the PS5 controller and trying to sell the entire console as a result of it.
 
Ooh, PS4 on sale.

I can see this going down one of three ways:

A: Lou sells the PS4, and then in ~3 months he gets another one.

B: He sells it and a few other electronics, then his mysterious friend buys him the new iMac or other massively expensive electronic (PS5 finally?). This would be the most interesting outcome, as it would show Lou has -saved- his grifting cash for the past month or so for an actual purpose.

C: Lou pulls the listing and doesn't sell it, but acts like he has and uses his lack of entertainment as a new grift. Just ignore the Switch and "old" gaming laptop.
 
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The votes are in! A couple of upsets in the Wonder Woman conference, with Just Pissed Off and Come Hither advancing to knock two of the three Rigid contenders out of the tournament. In the Deformed Weasels conference, Horrifying Titty Creature will face Down Syndrome Tiger in the next round, and Tiger on Meth will play Probably Smells Bad. Today we turn our attention to the right side of the bracket and the two conferences we haven't met yet.

Gneech Atrocities Conference
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Folks, this one's going to be rough. I apologize in advance.

O: #1 Gneech II vs. #8 Gneech IV (variant C)

Gneech II
and her... anatomically improbable pose squares off with Lou's current fursona Gneech IV (variant C), which is probably the least offensive recolor of this particular drawing we've seen so far. See the others before judging, is all I'm saying.

P: #4 Gneech I (variant B) vs. #5 Gneech I (variant D)

Here we have two different variants of the Gneech I drawing we've all grown to know and love. Gneech I (variant B) is a bottle blonde against a background of--what are those colors exactly? Washed-out magenta over 1970s-refrigerator green? Gneech I (variant D), with normal brown hair against a normal blue background, ought to be a clear underdog here. if not for the crusty eyes caused by Lou's deteriorating coloring skills.

Q: #3 Gneech I (variant A) vs. #6 Gneech I (variant E)

Did you realize that Lou has used five separate versions of this drawing? It's like an Andy Warhol painting, if Warhol was a furry and also sucked.

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This matchup features Gneech I (variant A), a hideous blonde who is nevertheless probably the least inexpertly colored of any of the Gneech I variants, and Gneech I (variant E), who is basically variant D with a white background and even crustier eyes.

R: #2 Gneech III vs. #7 Gneech I (variant C)

I'm sorry, yinz guys, but we still have one more matchup to cover here. Gneech III has what might be the most punchable face of any Gneech drawing, while Gneech I (variant C) is yet another unnecessary recolor showing the first hints of the crustification that would come to dominate the later variants.

Troon Atrocities Conference
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Only three contests here, with top-seeded I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream earning a bye into the next round.

S: #4 Shushing Pervert vs. #5 Gneech IV (variant A)

So now we get to the entries that are dominated by the eye-bleeding trans flag colors. Shushing Pervert is very clearly warning you not to tell your parents or teacher about the pastel sexy times the two of you have just shared. Gneech IV (variant A) is the most normal-looking contestant in this conference and is mainly here because the Gneech Atrocities conference is not big enough to accommodate all of the Gneech atrocities.

T: #3 Creepy Eyes vs. #6 Man in a Dress

You'll want to zoom in on this one, if your heart can take it. Creepy Eyes is relatively inoffensive until you notice the stolen Teddy Ruxpin eyes (TM @Iron Hamster) boring into your soul and laying it bare to the world. Meanwhile, Man in a Dress is a man in a dress.

U: #2 Gneech IV (variant B) vs. #7 Pedo Tiger

At long last we come to the final Gneech entry with Gneech IV (variant B), this one a more hideous recolor of variant A above. Pedo Tiger was Lou's first known pink-haired icon, and receives her name from the fact that Lou stopped using her in a hurry when he learned it was done by a cub artist, i.e. someone who draws furry porn featuring underage characters. It will be up to the individual voter to decide whether to separate the art from its creator here.



As before, post your votes here or send them to me in a PM. Please note that the results from this round may be delayed for several days, as I will not have access to the computer I use to do this for an unknown period of time. Talk amongst yourselves in the meantime.
Gneech:
O: 1
P: 4
Q: 6
R: 2

Troon:
S: 4
T: 3
U: 7
 
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