Conrad Aaron Collins / Diginée / Digibro / Digibrony / Otaku Gonzo Journalism & the Pro Crastinators Podcast - Pedophile, Two-Faced Weeaboo Ponyfag Youtube Analyst Who Wants to be a Loli + Drama, Friends & Enemies

I'm not super deep on Dick Masterson, but is he that loaded, that he could shell out 50-100k for a Retard RV? Keep in mind, the chance could be, that instead producing lots of lolcow drama and a big return on investment, they just waste away and fade into obscurity, so losing 50-100k might hurt unless one has like 5mill+ in the bank.
I'm not either, but I think he does have that kind of money. Aside from the show and all that shit, I've heard he's got a regular, unrelated company that does something normal.
 
There is no way Dax will allow them to not film the RV or simply pay them to make Voidgazers.

Dax is a full blown psychopath and if he's willing to pay for an RV for them, he's gonna need their souls. He's going to squeeze and squeeze them for content until Digi does something crazy like shoots up a school and kidnaps a child while Riley talks to the police outside, asking if they want to piss on him and his prostitute girlfriend for warmth.
I always thought Digi posting the Ygg vs Gunt fight to YouTube was strange, even for him. Everyone came out of that looking like assholes. Riley suckerpunches to start the fight. Null pointed out in his stream reaction that they had to bleep out Ralph talking about business with Dick, which just awkwardly highlights that they've got some private business with Dick. The rationale I came to at the time that it was primarily motivated by spite at May. A way to show her in video when she's acting manic and crazy.

But perhaps the more likely reason why that was such a high effort video was because it was really a pitch to Dick. "Hey look at the drama we can drum up, imagine if we were mobile." But that just makes Riley not appearing on The Dick Show afterwards absolute nonsense.

I know I'm trying to find some line of reason in these gaggle of irrational fucks, but I feel like there must be an answer.
 
I know I'm trying to find some line of reason in these gaggle of irrational fucks, but I feel like there must be an answer.
It's simple. Barely managing to move the atrophied body of Ethan Ralph three feet out the door with the help of your retarded girlfriend and the element of surprise is the most chad thing Conrad or Billy could imagine. They expected a hero's welcome on the Dick Show and unilateral praise for their victory, the exact dubious prize that Ralph got.
 
I always thought Digi posting the Ygg vs Gunt fight to YouTube was strange, even for him. Everyone came out of that looking like assholes. Riley suckerpunches to start the fight. Null pointed out in his stream reaction that they had to bleep out Ralph talking about business with Dick, which just awkwardly highlights that they've got some private business with Dick. The rationale I came to at the time that it was primarily motivated by spite at May. A way to show her in video when she's acting manic and crazy.

But perhaps the more likely reason why that was such a high effort video was because it was really a pitch to Dick. "Hey look at the drama we can drum up, imagine if we were mobile." But that just makes Riley not appearing on The Dick Show afterwards absolute nonsense.

I know I'm trying to find some line of reason in these gaggle of irrational fucks, but I feel like there must be an answer.
To borrow pro-wrestling terminology, I have considered at times that the Guntfight may have all been a "worked shoot"; there was genuine beef (May breaking up with Digi, along with her alleged infidelity with Gunt) and fists were meant to connect, but perhaps only with pulled punches (maybe only MintSalad couldn't control her retard strength in her straights, thus opening up Gunt's face, causing him to bleed), but perhaps everyone, including Gunt himself, was in on it, with Gunt's constant bringing up of Dick only to be censored by Digi, suggesting that it may have all been indeed a "pitch" for Dick's patronage, as you have put it. Really, why would Riley have any beef with Gunt to begin with, unless it was fake? Wiggers love drama, even if it's the fake and gay kind they've created.

May leaving her belongings behind in Digi's house (along with the alleged theft of Digi's Nintendo Switch by May's Dad) may have been the pretence to create such fake internet drama.

Then again, Riley's refusal to appear on The Dick Show to shoot a promo on Gunt would kill any "work".

It has also been almost three months since that fight, with most people probably having completely forgotten it (or at least lose interest in it) by now. Even this thread had a resurgence of interest when that video dropped, but as the Ygg Crew collectively have no idea how to create entertaining content (with the Guntfight opportunity having been practically given to them), it has lead to this site also losing interest in Digi all over again.
It's simple. Barely managing to move the atrophied body of Ethan Ralph three feet out the door with the help of your retarded girlfriend and the element of surprise is the most chad thing Conrad or Billy could imagine. They expected a hero's welcome on the Dick Show and unilateral praise for their victory, the exact dubious prize that Ralph got.
Come to think of it, why didn't Dick invite Riley as the main guest instead of Ralph? The former is his employee, so he will say anything Dick wants (to drum up drama), while the latter is a self-promoting braggard loose cannon.

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Well, there's probably not gonna be anything interesting for a couple of days.

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Just camping guys. It's not like we're homeless and sick of sleeping in a car. Maybe their friends are also sick of having them at their homes.
 
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God that tent is has isn’t even the kind you’d use while camping, it’s an honest to God Skid Road Special.

those types of tents are impractical for backpacking or throughhike camping because they’re big, don’t protect well from the elements and are hard to quickly put up and down and are mainly used as backyard gimmicks. Since they’re like under $50 they’re only really seen in public in homeless camps. At least one company stopped production of them because of the damage it was doing to their brand name being around heroin injection sites
 
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To borrow pro-wrestling terminology, I have considered at times that the Guntfight may have all been a "worked shoot"; there was genuine beef (May breaking up with Digi, along with her alleged infidelity with Gunt) and fists were meant to connect, but perhaps only with pulled punches (maybe only MintSalad couldn't control her retard strength in her straights, thus opening up Gunt's face, causing him to bleed), but perhaps everyone, including Gunt himself, was in on it, with Gunt's constant bringing up of Dick only to be censored by Digi, suggesting that it may have all been indeed a "pitch" for Dick's patronage, as you have put it. Really, why would Riley have any beef with Gunt to begin with, unless it was fake? Wiggers love drama, even if it's the fake and gay kind they've created.

May leaving her belongings behind in Digi's house (along with the alleged theft of Digi's Nintendo Switch by May's Dad) may have been the pretence to create such fake internet drama.

Then again, Riley refusing to appear on The Dick Show to shoot a promo on Gunt would kill any "work".

It has also been almost three months since the fight, with most people probably having completely forgotten it (or at least lose interest in it) by now. Even this thread had a resurgence of interest when that video dropped, but as the Ygg Crew collectively have no idea how to create entertaining content (with the Guntfight opportunity having been practically given to them), it has lead to this site also losing interest in Digi all over again.

Come to think of it, why didn't Dick invite Riley as the main guest instead of Ralph? The former is his employee, so he will say anything Dick wants (to drum up drama), while the latter is a self-promoting braggard loose cannon.
I initially thought it was a worked shoot in that that both sides essentially agreed to fight in public about their white trash drama to try and get some cash. But, Riley's failure to go on Dicks show and Ralph's subsequent reaction kind of made me think otherwise. He didn't take enough of a victory lap.
 
That doesn't look like a camp site at all, that looks like a back yard that is regularly mowed.

They either were told that they could stay in the property but not in the house, or they are "camping" somewhere just off a Walmart's parking lot.

Digi is going to clean up, return to making Anime videos, and become a permanent member of the trash taste podcast.
He probably already tried that and they told him to fuck off, which is why he hates them.
 
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That doesn't look like a camp site at all, that looks like a back yard that is regularly mowed.

They either were told that they could stay in the property but not in the house, or they are "camping" somewhere just off a Walmart's parking lot.
They've been able to find camp sites before, in a vast country with many camp sites that are often free:
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Resources on camping in the US:
"How to Find Free Campsites and Keep Costs Down on a Road Trip", Great American Country: https://archive.ph/eH3Ns; it also recommends camping in a WalMart Parking Lot, lel, as well as the extensive public land of the US:
The United States has 250 million acres of lands that are free to roam on and most are free to stay overnight. Since not all camps are free, you’ll need to look it up as you go. Check out BLM.gov to plan your trip.
 
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Is the exciting new project rent money?
Well this is about as much of a confession as we'll ever get that they've drained even Digi's old patreon/youtube stash. I wonder what will happen to the leech crew once Digi moves back in with his parents. Afaik Riley doesn't even have the support of Dick any more after he pussied out of making an appearance on the post-fight episode that Ethan Ralph called into.
 
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