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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
That's useable enough unless someone wants to fly a drone over the property and take aerial photos.
Okay, done
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Starting shit with local pillars of the the community. Then capping it on twitter for internet clout. Ya the locals don't like them because they are trans. Nothing to do with the fact they are hostile dicks.

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Ah but you see, he told you how not mad he is, so you know he's really not mad.
 
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The hics made a (poorly made) new facility for their lambs:
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Oh nice, particleboard. Doesn't that stuff do its heaviest formaldehyde outgassing when it's fresh, like their stuff appears to be?

Maybe they'll kill AND embalm the little bleaters in one go, which would be sooo troon!
 
The hics made a (poorly made) new facility for their lambs:
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Shit looks like a light breeze would knock it over.
https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1404550129789505537 (Archive)

A sneak peak for the next installment of Cooking With Philip:
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https://twitter.com/SteampunkPenny/status/1404559907509051393 (Archive)
The fact that they would brag about this abomination, tells you all you need to know about these people.
 
Seriously? Tahini and hummus from scratch is literally the easiest thing on the planet to make. I made a couple of cups of tahini yesterday for the chick peas I made. Freezes great, takes zero time or effort. 1/10th the cost.
Tahini is literally grind up sesame seeds, add olive oil. Maybe salt. Your only real choice is whether you get the hulled seeds and whether you toast them. And it's vastly better than what you get at the store unless it's one of those health food stores where they grind it for you in the store.
 
A tarp? A fucking tarp? For those not familiar with high desert environments, they're pretty well known for high winds, especially if you're on the leeward side of a larger mountain.

As someone said above, that shelter will collapse in a stiff breeze, to say nothing of 40-50 mph gusts during a windstorm.
 
This thread is determined to make me mad on the internet tonight. AVOCADOS CAN BE TOXIC TO DOGS YOU MANGY RETARDS. ahem. carry on.
You say that, but I’ve seen conflicting information in dogs and avocados. Some dog food uses avocado oil as a major ingredient and on avocado farms it’s not unusual for dogs to eat the avocados on the ground.

from what I understand as long as they aren’t eating a ton of skin and pits they’re probably fine.
 
I apologize if these joke has been done already, but holy shit I've seen shelters built by hobos which were higher quality than this. They must be preparing for the next super mutant Earl attack
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We always knew they would result to abusing kids 🐑.... I'll see myself out
 
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