E3 2021 Griefing Thread - Now with more nigger pandering, does anyone even care about most of the games displayed here seriously? (Spoiler alert Nintendo won lol)

[Slimy Time]

After this year I can see E3 slowly dying as people stop tuning in to this garbage.

 

[TVStactic]

After this year I can see E3 slowly dying as people stop tuning in to this garbage.

it'll become GDC.
just a bunch of masturbatory sessions for journos and investors.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

I just buy shit on GOG and laugh while the SJWs drive gaming into the ground.

And for any poorfags/pirates, there this gem...

GOG Games

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[Caustic Gelatin]

Man this has been a very extensive and comprehensive diversity and inclusion seminar. Although it's a strange choice to occasionally interrupt it with video game trailers for some reason.

 

[TVStactic]

"accessibility"
SHOWS A FUCKING LANDWHALE.
and now a mentally ill nigger.
NO TALKING ABOUT ACTUAL PEOPLE THAT NEED ACCESSIBILITY LIKE COLOR BLIND PEOPLE..

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Holy shit, they got the physical embodiment of Reddit on this panel!

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

What is the perfect blend of hot and scary?

Major General Armstrong From FMA Brotherhood.

She is hot as fuck, but I get the feeling she would rather run you over with a tank than go out with you.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

At the very least, this year’s E3 let’s me know I’ll be doing a lot of reading for the rest of the year.

 

[Fougaro]

Yeah, but they weren't fucking scary at all.

Oh yeah, I'm totally terrified of these hot women chasing me around this beautiful mansion while making suggestive comments towards me.

Fucking hell, man.

I wasn't complaining. I thought it was very fitting with the goofiness and camp that is the entire point of Resident Evil. At least that's how I understood the franchise.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

I wasn't complaining. I thought it was very fitting with the goofiness and camp that is the entire point of Resident Evil. At least that's how I understood the franchise.

Yeah, but previous monsters in RE at least tried to look scary. They didn't in this one. Not at all.

 

[TVStactic]

FINALLY THE TALK IS ABOUNT ACCESSIBILITY
TOOK ONLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

And the complaints are a-comin. (Archive)

 

[Love Machine]

Yeah, but they weren't fucking scary at all.

Oh yeah, I'm totally terrified of these hot women chasing me around this beautiful mansion while making suggestive comments towards me.

Fucking hell, man

t. someone who hasnt stuck it in crazy.
Youre outing youself out to capcom.

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

Not tuning in like always, on a scale of Riiiiidge Racer! to Don't You Guys Have Phones?; how bad is it going so far?

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Lady D's literally so non-threating at first glance besides the big, meaty claws. RE is also so established at this point that you know she is going from coombait to monstrosity. The transformation isn't even scary, it's cool.

But the question remains. What is the perfect blend of hot and scary?

Nothing. Do not base your characters around oxymorons.

They could've easily made them scary by having them act like the fly monsters they really were. Hell, just having them resemble the shit from the movie The Fly while they were acting you would've been enough.

 

[TVStactic]

And the complaints are a-comin. (Archive)
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> kotaku and/or polygon
there's your problem right there, sir.

 

[Synthetic Smug]

it'll become GDC.
just a bunch of masturbatory sessions for journos and investors.

Well, thank and drunken devs eating overpriced Asian fusion on the company credit card. Probably some Full Sail 'graduates' hanging around looking like tarts trying not to look like tarts.

 

[CrippleThreat]

Major General Armstrong From FMA Brotherhood.

She is hot as fuck, but I get the feeling she would rather run you over with a tank than go out with you.

You know, Izumi would fit better here. Bitch is terrifying.

E3 is so ass, we're making like /v/ and just talking video game waifus at this point. Goddamit.

 

[Fougaro]

Yeah, but previous monsters in RE at least tried to look scary. They didn't in this one. Not at all.

Problem is that whatever "scary" monster design they could have come up with would have been immediately undermined and undone by the writing. If your're already going for the SyFy/direct-to-DVD creature feature shlock route, why not drop all the pretences and go balls to the wall?

 

[TVStactic]

> US military
> husband
check out, sirs. including the self-inserting "my woes" shit that fags like him do.