Lena Dunham - Fat, Child Molesting Attention Whore and Her Trainwreck of a Family

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Christ, she just goes out of her way to look as unattractive as possible. That top picture looks like she put on a blouse, then decided what the outfit really needed was nanas' tablecloth wrapped around her.
She wanted to look a little MORE quirky, so she went for black tights and black ankle boots.
Then she added a big blue hair bow she stole from a little girl in Central Park, and voila! Her outfit was complete!
Damn, if you're not sure what to wear, just go with simple lines in all black.

 

[Gorilla Tessellator]

If she hadn't have been passed around like the proverbial piece of meat amongst her father's pedophile friends, I think she might have turned out relatively normal.

I initially read this as 'Rare Breasts', and I was... confused.

Are you sure that this happened? I think it is the first time I've read about it in this thread. So far I thought that she is just spoiled brat begotten by insufferable narcissists, but should I really feel sorry for her?

 

[Little Dark Age]

Are you sure that this happened? I think it is the first time I've read about it in this thread. So far I thought that she is just spoiled brat begotten by insufferable narcissists, but should I really feel sorry for her?

Her parents are rich grody hip "call me Bill, not Dad" NYC art scene "isn't my little girl precocious" types and her dad paints hideous aggressively sexual shitty modern art and is pals with liberal art fag "let's buck social norms" Ginsberg-type scenesters.

Then Lena grows up to become a bpd/npd type munchie who brags about molesting her sister. And her sister trooned out.

People are just connecting the dots.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Her parents are rich grody hip "call me Bill, not Dad" NYC art scene "isn't my little girl precocious" types and her dad paints hideous aggressively sexual shitty modern art and is pals with liberal art fag "let's buck social norms" Ginsberg-type scenesters.

Then Lena grows up to become a bpd/npd type munchie who brags about molesting her sister. And her sister trooned out.

People are just connecting the dots.

Hard to say what happened to Lena as a kid but her dad’s artwork points to him being a creepy fuck. I’m not even sure why her parents had kids tbh. Thank god the genetic line is dead.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Her parents seem to be the "yes, honey" type of parents, similar to Milo Stewart's case. When you say "yes" to everything your kids want, then nothing is really special and you stop caring. You react automatically to approve whatever your kid has. A real parent sometimes has to say "no".

Christ, she just goes out of her way to look as unattractive as possible. That top picture looks like she put on a blouse, then decided what the outfit really needed was nanas' tablecloth wrapped around her.
She wanted to look a little MORE quirky, so she went for black tights and black ankle boots.
Then she added a big blue hair bow she stole from a little girl in Central Park, and voila! Her outfit was complete!
Damn, if you're not sure what to wear, just go with simple lines in all black.

She does it in purpose. She seems to enjoy dress this badly next to pretty women. She knows people can't tell her anything about it and say she's equally gorgeous as the models next to her. It's her way to have control.

 

[Shovel Mick]

Lena simultaneously dresses like both Hillary Clinton and a toddler. It’s very offputting

 

[Jazz never died!]

Man did i forget this person at first i thought it was the wife of a comedian only to see op and did i remember oh its the writer and star of Girls one of the most overrated shows HBO ever made.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Ever since I was a little kid I hated Sundays- it wasn’t for the usual “oh no back to school” reasons (Monday is actually my favorite day of the week because everyone revs up and actually matches my level of week long anxiety). It was because of what I couldn’t do- revel in the sun, dig into forced enjoyment, take a day to just... be. My entire life my brain (moving fast, so fast it keeps crashing into walls and doors) and my body (being tackled under waves of illness and discomfort again and again) were fighting each other, a body that needed rest battling a mind that couldn’t comprehend the word. As I got older and more ambitious, burned myself out and revved myself up again and again, this only became more true. And everyone kept saying “just find a little space to chill.” Chill? Chill!? Whose got time to chill when there’s so much to do before we die!? My body is already failing me, I thought, so why give it any extra attention. Well, I stand corrected. I don’t know if it’s age, some ill begotten wisdom or falling into cohabitation with a partner who sees me in profoundly clear and gentle ways but suddenly Sundays look a little different. I (we) lie in bed for reasons other than my bones aching. We ponder in the grass. Sometimes hobbies are pursued. All with the understanding that come Monday, we can go as crazy as we like. Somehow, that lets me breathe. There is music coming from the other room, so I guess I’ll put my phone down and go.​

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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Ever since I was a little kid I hated Sundays- it wasn’t for the usual “oh no back to school” reasons (Monday is actually my favorite day of the week because everyone revs up and actually matches my level of week long anxiety). It was because of what I couldn’t do- revel in the sun, dig into forced enjoyment, take a day to just... be. My entire life my brain (moving fast, so fast it keeps crashing into walls and doors) and my body (being tackled under waves of illness and discomfort again and again) were fighting each other, a body that needed rest battling a mind that couldn’t comprehend the word. As I got older and more ambitious, burned myself out and revved myself up again and again, this only became more true. And everyone kept saying “just find a little space to chill.” Chill? Chill!? Whose got time to chill when there’s so much to do before we die!? My body is already failing me, I thought, so why give it any extra attention. Well, I stand corrected. I don’t know if it’s age, some ill begotten wisdom or falling into cohabitation with a partner who sees me in profoundly clear and gentle ways but suddenly Sundays look a little different. I (we) lie in bed for reasons other than my bones aching. We ponder in the grass. Sometimes hobbies are pursued. All with the understanding that come Monday, we can go as crazy as we like. Somehow, that lets me breathe. There is music coming from the other room, so I guess I’ll put my phone down and go.​

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Lena is pleased to have her Codependent relationship needs met, this time with a non-ambitious, non-celebrity type boyfriend who can make Lena his full time job. I’m sure he’s enjoying the life of being the partner of a woman with money to spend. But even he will tire of being Lena’s everything and her constant neediness unless he’s a stone cold grifter, which is possible. It’s also possible he’s just some average hipster arty dude who got caught in her whirlwind.

(For some reason I see Lena as someone who hits on random production assistants and other lowly staffers that get hired onto projects she’s attached to since her leverage and celebrity would impress them)

But as long as Lena has money she will do well in the artsy gigolo market. Let’s hope a shitshow of a marriage is her next story arc.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Lena is pleased to have her Codependent relationship needs met, this time with a non-ambitious, non-celebrity type boyfriend who can make Lena his full time job. I’m sure he’s enjoying the life of being the partner of a woman with money to spend. But even he will tire of being Lena’s everything and her constant neediness unless he’s a stone cold grifter, which is possible. It’s also possible he’s just some average hipster arty dude who got caught in her whirlwind.

(For some reason I see Lena as someone who hits on random production assistants and other lowly staffers that get hired onto projects she’s attached to since her leverage and celebrity would impress them)

But as long as Lena has money she will do well in the artsy gigolo market. Let’s hope a shitshow of a marriage is her next story arc.

I think her boyfriend is some sort of musician/artist, though. I haven't checked her previous post.

 

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I just popped in to say this bitch looks like a shaved koala.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I think her boyfriend is some sort of musician/artist, though. I haven't checked her previous post.

So he is an artsy hipster that could also be a stone cold grifter. Probably just a artsy hipster on the grift though. Don’t know many British “musicians” that don’t have quite a bit of hustler in them.

 

[Pomniman]

Her parents are rich grody hip "call me Bill, not Dad" NYC art scene "isn't my little girl precocious" types and her dad paints hideous aggressively sexual shitty modern art and is pals with liberal art fag "let's buck social norms" Ginsberg-type scenesters.

Then Lena grows up to become a bpd/npd type munchie who brags about molesting her sister. And her sister trooned out.

People are just connecting the dots.

It's not impossible but I don't buy it if only because there's no way someone like her would've been able to shut the fuck about it. Anything that ripe for attention-seeking exploitation would've been milked years ago. If her parents and their hippie ways are to blame it's probably by doing things like not setting any boundaries, especially with things like visual exposure to nudity and sex around the house from an early age, and being too permissive in general. The fact that she thinks her banal, navel-gazing musings need to be constantly shared suggests that she was never told she was wrong or dumb as a child no matter what she was blathering about at any given moment.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Obese toddler finger painting on their mother's white Target shag rug. (Seriously could she not do some lines or something, literally anything, besides big splotches that show how stagged this was?)

You hear that, Jack? This greasy hobo she found in the gutter in London gets her!

 

[Umaibae]

You hear that, Jack? This greasy hobo she found in the gutter in London gets her!

Jack wised up and dodged the ultimate bullet. He’s busy dating a supermodel and producing Grammy-winning albums for Taylor Swift lol.

 

[Baloney Face]

So he is an artsy hipster that could also be a stone cold grifter.

It's like having daddy for a boyfriend.

 

[Salubrious]

She does it in purpose. She seems to enjoy dress this badly next to pretty women. She knows people can't tell her anything about it and say she's equally gorgeous as the models next to her. It's her way to have control.

It's a defense mechanism, the same way people would rather "not try" and fail ironically than give it their 100% and still fail. That way, they have an"out.". Lena looks bad because she dresses badly, not because she is actually hideous looking.

 

[AssignedEva]

So he is an artsy hipster that could also be a stone cold grifter. Probably just a artsy hipster on the grift though. Don’t know many British “musicians” that don’t have quite a bit of hustler in them.

"Luis is a singer, song-writer, producer and musician. He’s a multi-instrumentalist whose incredible performances with Jamie-T, Turbogeist, Emma Chitty, Delilah Holiday, Suki Waterhouse and numerous others have rocked venues around the world. "

Jamie T is basically the only famous musician on that list, and he's famous for one song from 15 years ago. Suki Waterhouse is a model who makes music as a vanity project and has never charted. Turbogeist was the band Luis was in about 10 years ago, and that never got anywhere despite also including Mick Jagger's son.

Luis Felber did help found the Young Turks, which went on to become a genuinely well regarded record label, but at the time he was involved it seems it was still just a club night/illegal rave. He's also trying to launch himself as a solo artist called Attawalpa, although his official twitter account only has 300 followers, 700 likes on facebook and 100 followers on SoundCloud. Going off his bandcamp he also lists collabs with

"artists such as Misty Miller, Jennifer Herrema, Mick Jagger, Lauren Spiteri, Shame, Lokkhi Terra and Jamie T, Attawalpa has decided to step out of obscurity and into the light."

Mick Jagger presumably because he was mates with Mick Jagger's son and Lauren Spiteri is the niece of Sharleen Spiteri from the 90s band Texas. The others are either failed musicians or indie darlings that are well regarded by critics but unheard of.

I'd hazard a guess and say he's either from a pretty privileged background to be mixing with this crowd, or is a professional grifter. I think he's probably also lying about being 32, given that would have made him 15 when Young Turks was founded as a label.

 

[CWCissey]

"Luis is a singer, song-writer, producer and musician. He’s a multi-instrumentalist whose incredible performances with Jamie-T, Turbogeist, Emma Chitty, Delilah Holiday, Suki Waterhouse and numerous others have rocked venues around the world. "

Jamie T is basically the only famous musician on that list, and he's famous for one song from 15 years ago. Suki Waterhouse is a model who makes music as a vanity project and has never charted. Turbogeist was the band Luis was in about 10 years ago, and that never got anywhere despite also including Mick Jagger's son.

Luis Felber did help found the Young Turks, which went on to become a genuinely well regarded record label, but at the time he was involved it seems it was still just a club night/illegal rave. He's also trying to launch himself as a solo artist called Attawalpa, although his official twitter account only has 300 followers, 700 likes on facebook and 100 followers on SoundCloud. Going off his bandcamp he also lists collabs with

"artists such as Misty Miller, Jennifer Herrema, Mick Jagger, Lauren Spiteri, Shame, Lokkhi Terra and Jamie T, Attawalpa has decided to step out of obscurity and into the light."

Mick Jagger presumably because he was mates with Mick Jagger's son and Lauren Spiteri is the niece of Sharleen Spiteri from the 90s band Texas. The others are either failed musicians or indie darlings that are well regarded by critics but unheard of.

I'd hazard a guess and say he's either from a pretty privileged background to be mixing with this crowd, or is a professional grifter. I think he's probably also lying about being 32, given that would have made him 15 when Young Turks was founded as a label.

Shame are not exactly known for their music either, One Rizla is their sole really good song, but they spend most of their time being dicks on Twitter. Typical middle class lefty scum.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

The previous post on Lena's Instagram is about her boyfriend. Didn't post it before because, like I said, I don't want to dump all the info at once.

Feliz Cumpleanos Luis When I was 3 weeks old in downtown Manhattan, I had no idea a baby was being born in England (Winchester, no less!) who would rocket into my life- wearing a lime green polar fleece snood- and challenge so many of my beliefs about myself and the world with magical abandon. Everyone who comes into contact with you- creatively, emotionally, accidentally- is lucky. But I am the luckiest, because that snood is now in our shared chest of drawers. “The warmth of your love is like the warmth of the sun and this will be our year, took a long time to come..” Happy Birthday, Lulu @attawalpa ♾



The guy in question is called Luis Attawalpa Felber. That name alone can confirm me, 500%, that his parents are absolute hippies. Atahualpa is the name of the last Inca and nobody down here is called that ever, It's not a name. It's like calling your child Lionheart.

Now, with that being said, his music is ok, I like it, hahaha. His latest video (which I think I've seen before...) is an absolute visual mess, but the music is fine.

There is really not much Lena content featured on his social media, as far as I have seen, but if something pops up, I'll post it here.