Orbiter Alexander Matthew Bruce Vickers / Xander / The Demon Baby / "Ralphababy" - Genetical Spawn of the Gunt. Ralph's paper abortion.

[John Andrews Stan]

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This could just be Ralph's autistic way of saying congratulations to that girl but anyone know Ronnie Ralph's or Vickers' D.O.B.?

Edit: According to his thread, Matthew Vickers' D.O.B. is "June 1977".

Awfully likely to be him further doxing his own child because he just can’t help himself. Too bad he can’t bring that can-do attitude to sorting his shit out so he can raise his son and take care of him both emotionally and financially. Imagine if all your father could be bothered to do was tweet about you— and only so he could brag about his siring, not out of love for you. Poor baby.

 

[AnOminous]

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This could just be Ralph's autistic way of saying congratulations to that girl but anyone know Ronnie Ralph's or Vickers' D.O.B.?

Edit: According to his thread, Matthew Vickers' D.O.B. is "June 1977".

What's the achievement? Being even more of a wigger than before?

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Baby Xander got yeeted by the big 'Rona vaccine, postponing the birth of the Antichrist by centuries. The world will continue to suffer on as normal instead of being set alight in horrible purifying flame.

Is this god's mercy, or god's punishment?

Yes.

 

[Pixis]

Has Ralph even mentioned his son as of late? Imagine not being there for the birth of your own child and only knowing about it after being texted a blurry photo where you can barely make out the baby’s face. That’s going to be Ralph’s entire relationship with his son. Only getting up dates when faith feels like it via text message and blurry photos.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

texted a blurry photo where you can barely make out the baby’s face.

When did that happen?

 

[TheHardR]

Photo of the spawn. Just kidding that baby is DEAD like ralphs bank account

 

[AnOminous]

Has Ralph even mentioned his son as of late? Imagine not being there for the birth of your own child and only knowing about it after being texted a blurry photo where you can barely make out the baby’s face.

He's usually blind drunk anyway, so everything looks like that to him through his bleary, bloodshot eyes.

 

[Pigtoad]

Ethan, you are a terrible father if you are too ashamed of your own child to post a picture of them for all your internet friends to see. You bring shame to fatherhood, sir. And I don't like it one bit.

 

[MeltyTW]

What are we looking at here? The ultimate true lolcow or the one who will bring destruction to the farms?

the prophesied one, the spawn of the rape of a southern (californian) woman and a savage northern (virginian) man. the being of pure chaos destined to bring about a poorly conceived event to unceremoniously end a meticulously crafted world with a detailed history and geography.

Ethan, you are a terrible father if you are too ashamed of your own child to post a picture of them for all your internet friends to see. You bring shame to fatherhood, sir. And I don't like it one bit.

tbf he probably doesnt have the means to receive a photo seeing how the entire family rightfully loathes him

 

[Pigtoad]

I came here expecting gunt baby pictures and was disapointed

 

[naught sock account 1]

we've been bamboozled guntelmen.

 

[AltisticRight]

Time to pay child support, gunty.
Oh, and for the vaccine. There's evidence that the infant can get antibodies carried over from the mother with a planned strategic jab. Taking that was a good choice, hitting up the gunt wasn't.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Can we get as poll as to the whereabouts of the demon baby?

 

[Pixis]

When did that happen?

Nah I was speaking hypothetically

 

[MeltyTW]

Time to pay child support, gunty.
Oh, and for the vaccine. There's evidence that the infant can get antibodies carried over from the mother with a planned strategic jab. Taking that was a good choice, hitting up the gunt wasn't.

so its also a coof infected death baby? this really is some prophecy biblical doom tier stuff.

 

[Spectre_06]

Can we get as poll as to the whereabouts of the demon baby?

In Purgatory with the rest of the unbaptized babies.

 

[AltisticRight]

so its also a coof infected death baby? this really is some prophecy biblical doom tier stuff.

I'd jab myself with cyanide if I let a gunt jab me with his needle, just saying.
But yeah, it's safe to assume the Vickers are keeping everything low and they have a newborn to worry about, then obviously the child support gunty owes. They know for well the farms will have a field day if any images were posted...

Hopefully Xander grows up to be a 6'2'' chad and beats up his deadbeat father.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Hopefully Xander grows up to be a 6'2'' chad and beats up his deadbeat father.

"You're only 5'1"? Some ralphamale you are" Xander said as he pushed his manlet father to the ground.

 

[not william stenchever]

A man can dream but the makers mark will have killed Ralph by then.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

"You're only 5'1"? Some ralphamale you are" Xander said as he pushed his manlet father to the ground.

Oh dear. Not sure where I like this slashfic is going.