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That's right, it could have been a fresh start. He squandered his win. He turned it into a loss. His bankruptcy hasn't changed his life at all. Arguably, it's worse now since his credit is ruined and his begging uncontrollable.
Given his inexplicable luck I would not be surprised for him to announce that he plugged in one of his old backup hard drives and found 1,000 bitcoin he forgot about someone giving him in 2011. This is the level of failing-upward we're dealing with.
 
Given his inexplicable luck I would not be surprised for him to announce that he plugged in one of his old backup hard drives and found 1,000 bitcoin he forgot about someone giving him in 2011. This is the level of failing-upward we're dealing with.

I feel like a lot of people here let their emotions cloud reality. Phil is not failing upward, he has simply avoided the worst possible consequences that most people would be subjected to. His life is absolute shit and he has nothing.

There is ZERO reason to idealize anything involving Phil. Everything he touches turns to shit.
 
Given his inexplicable luck I would not be surprised for him to announce that he plugged in one of his old backup hard drives and found 1,000 bitcoin he forgot about someone giving him in 2011. This is the level of failing-upward we're dealing with.
Yeah, but what's the point of all this luck if he's literally incapable of capitilizing on it?
 
You must be pretty spoiled then. Millions upon millions of people would trade places with him right now.
If you look past his income there really isn't anything to envy. Even his income isn't that special if we're honest. I would neck myself if I had to deal with Phil's life.

If you work at KFC, can get by and have a family and friends that care about you, and a bird that loves you. You won the game lad, and you have something you can build on.
Phil has peaked, and it can only go downhill.
 
You must be pretty spoiled then. Millions upon millions of people would trade places with him right now.

Name something Phil has.

1.) He gets to play video games for his job
- He spends every dollar he makes and purposely lives paycheck to paycheck. His lack of real job history is going to cripple his future. No one will hire someone in Phil’s position for a decent job.

2.) He has a wife
- His wife cheated with Phil and up and moved to Renton and had a secret wedding at Phil’s parents house. And you’re fooling yourself if you think it’s a genuine healthy marriage.

3.) He was granted a bankruptcy
- Who the fuck wants a bankruptcy? His credit is ruined. He will likely file bankruptcy again as his spending habits haven’t changed.

I can’t even think of anymore examples to challenge either. He’s fucking ugly, he doesn’t go outside, and everyone hates him.
 
You must be pretty spoiled then. Millions upon millions of people would trade places with him right now.
Please, the only people who would trade with Phil are those living in some poverty stricken, war-torn hellhole of a country, and they would only trade to get away from the threat of imminent death. Phil has no life: a wife who's more a room mate. not a single friend to hangout with, goes outta the house once a week for groceries, no hobbies beside gin and gacha, etc. Phil EXISTS, he doesn't LIVE.
 
That's right, it could have been a fresh start. He squandered his win. He turned it into a loss. His bankruptcy hasn't changed his life at all. Arguably, it's worse now since his credit is ruined and his begging uncontrollable.
DSP's bankruptcy was the worst thing that could have happened to him because he learned the exact wrong lesson. He's putting himself in the exact same situation, and eventually there will be no bailout for him.

DSP probably already has 10 credit cards again because he is the perfect customer. Not only will he make minimum payments forever, but he has to make them for a minimum of at least 6 more years. Even if DSP somehow does get a second discharge, the credit card companies will still make a profit.
 
You must be pretty spoiled then. Millions upon millions of people would trade places with him right now.
The only thing people would want is his income, and ironically, his only way of keeping the money coming in is constantly telling us how broke and unsuccessful he is. The only thing he's good at (begging for money from a small group of weirdos) is the one thing he can't admit he even does. The rest of the time he's just miserable. No thanks.
 
Name something Phil has.

1.) He gets to play video games for his job
- He spends every dollar he makes and purposely lives paycheck to paycheck. His lack of real job history is going to cripple his future. No one will hire someone in Phil’s position for a decent job.

2.) He has a wife
- His wife cheated with Phil and up and moved to Renton and had a secret wedding at Phil’s parents house. And you’re fooling yourself if you think it’s a genuine healthy marriage.

3.) He was granted a bankruptcy
- Who the fuck wants a bankruptcy? His credit is ruined. He will likely file bankruptcy again as his spending habits haven’t changed.

I can’t even think of anymore examples to challenge either. He’s fucking ugly, he doesn’t go outside, and everyone hates him.
The bankruptcy is meaningless. How many people are "crippled" from the bankruptcy they filed in the 2008 housing crash? Nobody cares. There were so many and we all understand why. Bankruptcies that happened in 2020 will be even more common. Nobody is going to care or ask why in a year or two (if that long). Hell if I had it to do all over again I would've gotten a million$ home in 2006 Florida, declared bankruptcy and skated too.

What he has or doesn't have or how good his life is is totally subjective, framed by how good your life is and how much you have. There are a whole lot of people worse off than DSP.
 
You must be pretty spoiled then. Millions upon millions of people would trade places with him right now.
How many people would trade places with him AND continue living how he does? If I woke up as darksydephil tomorrow, I would immediately sell off the condo and use the equity to move into a more affordable/modest home. I would also immediately start going to the gym and cut out the gin and also get some regular doctor/dental appointments scheduled.

I would also be too embarrassed/shamed to ever boot up a live stream knowing I'm dsp so after moving I would find some kind of job where they don't care about my internet history and isn't public facing like in a warehouse or something and just completely disappear from the internet forever.

There's probably hundreds of other things I would also to do better myself, like calling John rambo and Howard up and apologizing for being a shitbag, but the point is no one actually wants to live like dsp.

Oh yeah the very first thing I would do after realizing I'm dsp is delete wwe champions off my phone.
 
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If you look past his income there really isn't anything to envy. Even his income isn't that special if we're honest. I would neck myself if I had to deal with Phil's life.

If you work at KFC, can get by and have a family and friends that care about you, and a bird that loves you. You won the game lad, and you have something you can build on.
Phil has peaked, and it can only go downhill.
That is true. Granted Phil made one thing right: he used his Youtube income to get out of old debts. That was smart imho. But he then frittered his income away because he thought this gravy train would roll on forever and he would never had to change or deal with competition. Remember those rants about Tobi Turner or Pewdiepie? He was complaining that popular people started gaming channels and putting out "polished content" which would hurt the little guy. The same guy who refused to improve his own content until it was almost too late. If he would have invested even a little bit of effort he would have been fine. Not a mega star but defintely a household name. Phil is the perfect example on how not to conduct business and life

Oh and btw we are close to one month since Phil's ultimatum to Twitch. Should we throw a Twitch ignored Phil for one month party"?
 
The bankruptcy is meaningless. How many people are "crippled" from the bankruptcy they filed in the 2008 housing crash? Nobody cares. There were so many and we all understand why. Bankruptcies that happened in 2020 will be even more common. Nobody is going to care or ask why in a year or two (if that long).

What he has or doesn't have or good his life is is totally subjective, framed by how good your life is and how much you have. There are a whole lot of people worse off than DSP.

Tell me your life fucking sucks without telling me your life fucking sucks.
 
not a single friend to hangout with, goes outta the house once a week for groceries, no hobbies beside gin and gacha, etc. Phil EXISTS, he doesn't LIVE.
Mate that point is so great. I was a right depressed twat during quarantine because I was forced to live Phil's life. Not going out, not being able to go for a cheeky quick pint or MackyD's with my mates, no stress free shopping with my missus and just being stuck indoors was bloody depressing.

Even with his income, he can't play the games he likes. He has to play games he hates and rages at just so people he hates don't leave him.

Fuck me lads, if you think your life is worse and Phil's is better DM me, please. Cocker I will help you, no need to be this depressed.
 
You must be pretty spoiled then. Millions upon millions of people would trade places with him right now.
Sure if you're only looking at his money/material possessions.

But Dave also is a person who is completely unfulfilled by what he's obtained in life. That's why he has to flex on twitter about "muh famlee" constantly at 3 AM after a bottle of gin.

Dave objectively has no future, ya think he's gonna be streaming when he's 65? Gonna unbox his first social security check? He's got no marketable skills that will help land him a job after streaming and any employer that googles "Philip Burnell" is gonna get a picture of him jerking off.

He has no savings and no plan for his retirement, besides probably trying to live off social security which will not be anywhere near enough to sustain the lifestyle he expects. He's one medical emergency from complete financial ruin and he's got a myriad of health problems looming. I doubt he's been to the dentist in years so who knows when his teeth are finally gonna give out, ain't gonna be able to afford the thirty grand dentures that Boogie got.

Basically, while Dave might be ok for the moment, he's fucked.
 
Tell me your life fucking sucks without telling me your life fucking sucks.
My life is fine. I do deal with people professionally every day who's lives really do suck and Phil's ain't close.


Sure if you're only looking at his money/material possessions.

But Dave also is a person who is completely unfulfilled by what he's obtained in life. That's why he has to flex on twitter about "muh famlee" constantly at 3 AM after a bottle of gin.

Dave objectively has no future, ya think he's gonna be streaming when he's 65? Gonna unbox his first social security check? He's got no marketable skills that will help land him a job after streaming and an employer that google "Philip Burnell" is gonna get a picture of him jerking off.

He has no savings and no plan for his retirement, besides probably trying to live off social security which will not be anywhere near enough to sustain the lifestyle he expects. He's one medical emergency from complete financial ruin and he's got a myriad of health problems looming. I doubt he's been to the dentist in years so who knows when his teeth are finally gonna give out, ain't gonna be able to afford the thirty grand dentures that Boogie got.

Basically, while Dave might be ok for the moment, he's fucked.
I'm not convinced he's as broke as he lets on. He's just perfected the sympathy beg.
 
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Always funny how DSP embellishes things to make him self seem more mature and important than he actually is.

PHIL: "MUH HOUSE!"
Reality: Middle luxury apartment

PHIL: "MUH BUSINESS!"
Reality: Streams video games for money

PHIL: "MUH FAMILY!"
Reality: A Kat and a cat.


Here's the thing Phil. Because we know you read this forums religiously. People wouldn't criticize your life so much if you didn't:

A. Tell us about it.
B. Brag about it.

-and most importantly-

C. Lie and be a complete scumbag acquiring your family.

Remember this pic?
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This is Phil guilt tripping his fans about not making enough money to afford heat during winter. In reality. Phil was flying his then girlfriend in and out of Michigan to spend time with him. Then he moves the girl out there in the middle of a tax problem just so he can brag to random people on the internet over getting a woman to put up with him. Marries the girl with funds achieved from lying about wanting to visit his dying parents who weren't actually dying. Then says him and Kat would love a cat but can't afford one, raises a fundraiser to reveal some "POSITIVE NEWS FOR HIS STREAMS", gets $2,000, only to reveal he's had a fucking cat for months... DSP your whole life is a conjuration of lie's and half truths in desperation to make yourself not look as pathetic as you actually are.

Nobody is jealous of your awkward wife who hasn't been directly seen in almost 3 years.

Nobody is jealous of your clawless cat who appears to hate you.

And most importantly. Nobody is jealous of you Phil.
 
My life is fine. I do deal with people professionally every day who's lives really do suck and Phil's ain't close.

This is my last reply because I don’t want to shit up the thread but I have to echo what others have said. You can’t have Phil’s life without any of the bad. He makes what he makes now BECAUSE he decided he was fine with begging to make ends meet. You don’t put out content as bad as DSP and expect to make the money he makes. That’s why people hate his fucking guts.

This character you’re inventing in your head who could simply decide one day to make rational decisions and to be a good person doesn’t exist. It’s a made up concept.
 
I'm not convinced he's as broke as he lets on. He's just perfected the beg.

While I think Dave having some secret hoard of money is an interesting theory, there are two things working against it.

1. Bankruptcy docs. Dave was forced to disclose all of his bank and credit card accounts. Now while we're pretty sure he lied about his expenses, I think the court woulda found out if he had some secret bank account with hundreds of thousands of dollars in it in his name.

2. Dave's behavior demonstrates that he is extremely impulsive and prone to bad financial decisions.
 
That's the craziest thing in situations like this. He once again catches shit for desperately pretending he's someone or something he's not and lashes out in narcissistic rage when his perfect self-image is called into question. He could've just kept saying "couple" and/or "household" all this time and he wouldn't catch shit for it because him and Khet are a couple and since they live together they're a household. Then again this alien called Leanna his "full-time girlfriend" when they moved in together so it's nothing new for him.
I came across a video early in my detractorism where they were still in CT and he told his viewers leanna was a full-time live-in girlfriend. This confused the hell out of me because no one speaks like that and people usually just say my partner and I live together. Also, I agree with you on the household term.
phil really out here sjw'ing the term family into the 21st century like it's some kind of pronoun
C'mon Dave is a conservative dood he would never lower himself to using liberal degenerate wording...unless it benefits him.
That's right, it could have been a fresh start. He squandered his win. He turned it into a loss. His bankruptcy hasn't changed his life at all. Arguably, it's worse now since his credit is ruined and his begging uncontrollable.
This made me laugh. During the bankruptcy he also said he'd be able to get back on track soon(noticed he does this every month or two as well) but the begging skyrocketed. He will ruin anything.
If you look past his income there really isn't anything to envy. Even his income isn't that special if we're honest. I would neck myself if I had to deal with Phil's life.

If you work at KFC, can get by and have a family and friends that care about you, and a bird that loves you. You won the game lad, and you have something you can build on.
Phil has peaked, and it can only go downhill.
You mean for 100k I get a family unit consisting of an unwell potato lady and fur baby? Also, I get to play games all day and try to tell people this is my big boy job. count me in! Wait...wait....So people despise me, I spend 2 bucks for every 1, and I'm a drunk with possible erectile problems. Nope I'm out. The fast food job and family is very true. It's not hard to have a better life than Dave plus the money he gets is guilt tripped, lied about situation, or begged for.
 
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