E3 2021 Griefing Thread - Now with more nigger pandering, does anyone even care about most of the games displayed here seriously? (Spoiler alert Nintendo won lol)

[The Last Stand]

I'm having a really stressful day, so this E3 coverage with Nintendo is really making me feel better.

This is who you do E3. No pandering, no corporate nonsense, just GAMES.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

So, gentlemen, in conclusion we have:

NEW SMT

NEW DANGANRONPA PORTS AND NEW GAME

NEW WARIOWARE

NEW METROID

AN ADVANCED WARS REMAKE

A TEKKEN CHARACTER IN SMASH BROS

AND NEW BOTW2 FOOTAGE

ARE WE TIRED OF WINNING YET?!

>No SOA port/remaster

WORST E3 EVER 0/10
DID NOT LIKE
WILL BE BOYCOTTING NINTENDO

Seriously though, that WAS a baller conference, all things considered. New entries in franchises we didn't expect, Tekken for Smash, and BOTW2 footage! They absolutely raped everyone else, it wasn't even a contest.

As for SOA, might as well put it to bed and start dreaming about NEXT year.

 

[Autistic AT-ST]

Glad they are at least continuing on the Samus returns remake art style.

With the team that made the remake

 

[Radical Cadre]

No, I mean that stuttering noise. What was that?

Give me a minute I'll check it out and get back to you.

 

[ZMOT]

Samus finds Wall-e the game. Hope they bring back phazon.

Looks like they took enemies straight out of wall-e and rebooted dread from the canned DS version.

Cool suit though. all that matters. BTFO Fusion suit.

2.5d tho, would've preferred pixels to show the indiefags how it's done and can understand why they didn't, but I take what I can get.

 

[The Last Stand]

And most importantly: No cringy skits.

This announcer's voice was cringe from time to time. Tolerable.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Samus' new suit looks good. I like it.

 

[Product Placement]

Nintendo was alrightm started to think they would show the Switch Pro as many of the games look too good to be running on the switch, But lack of Bayo 3 and anything for Donkey Kong's 40th anniversary is disappointing.

 

[Trashfire Garbagefuck]

SMTV looks like Digital Devil Saga meets Persona. I have no idea what to feel about that but I'm curious at least. I just hope the story is better than Apocalypse and the translation isn't all memes.

 

[Autistic AT-ST]

S-AX > E.M.M.I. for scary bosses.

Looks like shit out of Wall-E

 

[gaystoner]

Im so excited for full 3d SMT V.

 

[Muttnik]

Ravish me, Chad Daddy Nintendo.

Seriously though, well played. A monster kill after a really shitty E3.

 

[Fougaro]

This announcer's voice was cringe from time to time. Tolerable.

I'll take that over the atrocity that was the PC gayming show any day.

 

[Love Machine]

The desperation of people trying to say the conference wasn't great. The fucking copium pumps overheating

 

[DancingDino]

if Nintendo announces a Mario Allstars style port with Windwaker, ocarina, and Majoras mask next direct i will eat my hat

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

So much for the muh covid excuse. Nintendo carried it.

 

[Autistic AT-ST]

getting some real Fusion vibes out of dread here. Color scheme for the suit and all.

would like to see X parasites vs phazon

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

if Nintendo announces a Mario Allstars style port with Windwaker, ocarina, and Majoras mask next direct i will eat my hat

Be careful, don't wanna become the next Techpriest.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Ayyyy it's tits mcgee

 

[Radical Cadre]

AUDREY IS BACK!!

MILK TRUCK!!