E3 2021 Griefing Thread - Now with more nigger pandering, does anyone even care about most of the games displayed here seriously? (Spoiler alert Nintendo won lol)

[Disc]

 

[Bunny Tracks]

when was the metroid footage?

Here.

 

[Gru]

God no plz no faggot shit nintendo YOURE AT THE FINISH LINE

They do this every year, it's the treehouse where they shove the corporate stuff.

The presentation's over so all the good stuff is out of the way.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

God no plz no faggot shit nintendo YOURE AT THE FINISH LINE

This is the treeshouse. You forgot about already?

 

[Smug Chuckler]

Nintendo did a somewhat below average Direct but still won.

 

[Bastard_Call]

NINTENDO WINS E3*

*By default

 

[Bunny Tracks]

I miss Reggie.

 

[Trashfire Garbagefuck]

It's amazing how a few seconds of BOTW2, an upscaled 3DS game, and some remakes with a low energy narrator can outdo the ENTIRE rest of the industry. This is where we're at.

 

[Titos]

Well that was shit outside of Metroid. SMT would have been interesting if it didn't look like they're injecting more Persona shit into it.

 

[Radical Cadre]

What was that music towards the end? It reminds me a bit of Majora's Mask.

You don't think-

It was Zelda's Lullaby you absolute mong.

 

[Autistic AT-ST]

Here.

Samus finds Wall-e the game. Hope they bring back phazon.

Looks like they took enemies straight out of wall-e and rebooted dread from the canned DS version.

Cool suit though. all that matters. BTFO Fusion suit.

 

[X Pac Heat]

Xbox fanboys pissed

 

[Spirelord]

Best part is they didn't waste our time like the last few days.
Also fuck the guy that was on the left, he was a part of the branch that bent the knee for fucking ResetERA.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

As usual, Nintendo was very sterile.

 

[BananaSplit]

So, gentlemen, in conclusion we have:

NEW SMT

NEW DANGANRONPA PORTS AND NEW GAME

NEW WARIOWARE

NEW METROID

AN ADVANCED WARS REMAKE

A TEKKEN CHARACTER IN SMASH BROS

AND NEW BOTW2 FOOTAGE

ARE WE TIRED OF WINNING YET?!

japanese direct also had a new Super Robot Wars game



safe to say Nintendo completely obliterated the E3 competition

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

nintendo won hands down. no political bullshit and THEY ACTUALLY SHOWED GAMES! CRAZY I KNOW!

now i have to get a swtich at some point for advance wars and smt.

 

[Lone MacReady]

Who is directing the Metroid? Sakamoto is still on my no buy list.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

It was Zelda's Lullaby you absolute mong.

No, I mean that stuttering noise. What was that?

 

[DMX DA GOAT]

No Switch Pro

0/10

 

[Fougaro]

nintendo won hands down. no political bullshit and THEY ACTUALLY SHOWED GAMES! CRAZY I KNOW!

And most importantly: No cringy skits.