DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Coke Zero]

In light of the positive reception of the Nintendo Direct at E3, will piggy go back on saying that E3 is trash? Or will he still try to find excuses to why E3 is garbage and he will double down on cancelling his E3 reaction video this week?

Dsp doesn't have a shred of credibility on this topic (or really most topics for that matter). He'll say these events don't matter and then spend hours talking about them and feeding into the hype. Also he'll buy the majority of these games day 1 anyway so it really doesn't matter what complaints he has today since he'll be spending the money on them regardless.

His biggest criticism always seems to be something along the lines of "they didn't show us enough", like no shit dude the game isn't finished yet, how could they show off the final product a year or 2 in advance of it being released?

 

[BlackDragoons]

Lmao

I love how when something doesn’t line up perfectly with DSP’s hopes and expectations it gets this reductive treatment.

When he bought his PS5 he told everyone it’s because the Series X didn’t launch with anything. Then a month later he’s bitching about the lack of PS5 exclusives and how Miles Morales was just DLC and Demon’s Souls sucked. He is his own worst enemy. Pretty delicious how Xbox really showed up this year at E3 and Phil just looks like a fanboy chump begging his fans to send him a console.

Phil will always be a chump, his whole initial popularity was factored on his Pig Roach luck.

Look at him nowadays as some hazbin trying to hold onto some vestige of that popularity and failing miserably.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Someone had mentioned he bought props for Reject7. I was leaning more toward the horse hoof though. It makes more sense.

That is crazy he would keep stuff around from that...surprised he didn't let it rot in the CT khando. Prop would make more sense because Kat thee stallion doesn't want to be petted. You saw the new girlfriend reveal and though there was a cheek kiss she was pulling away from him the whole time. Also, you've seen those weird pictures he takes from behind her too.

That was me. On the most recent Ask the King, he talked about Project 7 and he mentioned that he purchased things in advance for future episodes that were never filmed.

The only thing I can think of with the prop foot is that he bought it for P7, never used it, packed it up and stashed it in his closet or nook.

DSP can't be assed to do any pre-work before he clocks in (i.e. adding emotes, testing new popups, etc, it is all done 'on the fly') so I can't picture him ordering a fake foot online just for a future gout reference.

Not to say it isn't possible, but very unlikely.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

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"has nemesis" teh fuck does that mean

Sony Pony shits on company that didn't let him leech adsense pennies back when they were worth something. Phil is still 12 mentally in Da CoNsOlE wArZ mindset.

 

[Hogan of the South]

I'll never forget that 6 month window between Leanna moving out and Kat coming into the picture.

Said he couldn't afford heat.

This gem of a video when Phil showed how much he hated his fans.

Spoiler: DSP Hates his fans

Was depressed and said he was unable to cook and eat properly having only two hours between streams then banned WardogLeader for mentioning he was able to make breakfast in 30 mins despite his brother dying.

This sad ass picture.
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That was peak guilt tripping DSP.

I’m sure he took darlenethewarriors advice and stayed healthy too.

"I am absolutely gutted by this news" lmfaooooooooooooo

Im not gonna make fun of a kid but I couldn't help but to bust out laughing at that.

this kid should be thankful the worst thing going on in his life that “gutted” him was this. If not being able to burn your parents money towards a gross older man who disrespects you is triggering that type of a reaction, your life must be pretty easy. Not to mention the fact having that kind of money to toss around when it’s clearly bot your own. Pathetic.

 

[hundredthousand]

Late, but a pet does not make a fucking family.

Hence why we use the term "start a family" when referring to a couple having children.

Christ, he is so mentally stunted. It's like a 12 year old cosplaying as their parents.

 

[Veezy00]

Looking into the positive replies to DSP on twitter is always a rabbit hole of smooth brains.

Spoiler: Chronicle of Autism

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90% of this guy's timeline is just him retweeting DSP, but I did find this unique specimen in his retweets:

Spoiler: National Autism Geographic

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And then things took an interesting turn:

Spoiler: OIC how could you abuse your mod power like this?!

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Thank you for joining me down the rabbit hole that is the weird autistic world of DSP fans.

Jeremy May has got to be a troll right? Like it is horrifying if he isent, but I am just too cynical to believe this is a true and honest fan. I tip my fedora to the 200iq troll that runs the account. Thank you Thank you Thank you, If I could get down on my hands and knees and say thank you and still be on camera I would do it.

 

[DZoomer]

Jeremy May has got to be a troll right? Like it is horrifying if he isent, but I am just too cynical to believe this is a true and honest fan. I tip my fedora to the 200iq troll that runs the account. Thank you Thank you Thank you, If I could get down on my hands and knees and say thank you and still be on camera I would do it.

Ever since I saw this conversation under one of Phil's tweets, two things happened:
1. I laugh every time I read it.
2. I'm convinced he's a troll. The comedy here just can't be unintentional.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Dave just said that he just needs to hold out and hit the tips goals until he gets the YT payment and things will "go back to normal" and he won't have to aggressively beg anymore. This is the last week.

Surely this time he's serious about this? HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA, no.

 

[Salubrious]

The reception to the Nintendo E3 was good? That shit looked so terrible I shut it off after I saw them hyping the 27th version of Mario Party. And I heard they didn't even mention a Switch Pro so I hope the Nintendo fans have fun playing on their $300 720p tablet for another year.

Anyways Phil talks out of his ass every time he opens his mouth so who knows what BS he will come up with today.

They didn't do any woke pandering, so they won by default.

 

[BlackDragoons]

Dave just said that he just needs to hold out and hit the tips goals until he gets the YT payment and things will "go back to normal" and he won't have to aggressively beg anymore. This is the last week.

Surely this time he's serious about this? HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA, no.

At this rate Phil is going to be begging until end of time.

 

[Fill Bern El]

If DSP is going to talk on the prestream constantly on just E3 shit then why do a fucking podcast? Istg, he really does love to just hear himself talk

ALSO, Divinity II, a game he was playing fucking once a week for 2 hours, has allowed him to now look to future and anticipate to play so many other games now that he doesnt have Divinity II hanging over his head

DSP is a fucking idiot

 

[DeeTracktor]

If DSP is going to talk on the prestream constantly on just E3 shit then why do a fucking podcast?

If there is one thing we know about Phil, it is that his camera is on, even when he doesnt want it to be

 

[Jasper2K]

He didn't even watch Nintendos E3 he hasnt watched any of the trailers besides a couple peeks. Yet he has already formed full opinions?

 

[Salubrious]

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Stole this pic from the E3 thread about Nintendo winning with the Luigi wins by doing nothing strategy.

Edit:. I'll need to format it after my meeting.

 

[BlackDragoons]

DSP is a fucking idiot

Always and forever.

Till the stars in the sky blink out, this will always be true.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

for someone who has so many takes he has to tell you them and arrogantly laughs when people talk about things he doesn't agree with, phil, you sure don't have an original thought in that detractor gated community in that flat backed balding melon you call a head (see more creative ways to call someone stupid) everything is ether something you half read on twitter or chat.

I mean shit huge fan of The Dark Pictures Anthology, loves it so much. Not a single clue about that house of ashes is.

EDIT: either he got his monthly or he's drunk already, seeing how he was stumbling over his words and rocking like a mental patient going with he was hitting the gin early today

 

[Fill Bern El]

DSP finally admits he doesnt give a fuck about thumbnails

Dude, thumbnails isnt about fucking clickbait, it's about quality and making your shit look attractive and nice...Lazy bastard, he is irritating this morning

like here are some thumbnails i've made

here are DSP's

A thumbnail can take me anywhere from 10 minutes to an hour depending on how picky I am. I think I took an hour+ on the V-Trigger meltdown thumbnail because the eye glows were overlapping each other, and the KFC thumbnail took about an hour because I ended up making roughly 2-3 different KFC style thumbnails until I felt like it captured the style and the feel I wanted

How can you be so lazy that you can't spare 10-30 minutes on making something that not only you can connect to, but other people can connect to. And in his case, the longest part would be rendering the same image over and over because he has to make a new render for every part. It's just so shameful man. I just can't fucking believe it.

 

[Veezy00]

DSP finally admits he doesnt give a fuck about thumbnails

Dude, thumbnails isnt about fucking clickbait, it's about quality and making your shit look attractive and nice...Lazy bastard, he is irritating this morning

He doesnt care about his job. He puts no effort in his job. Before he would make some dumb long winded excuse as to why he wont/cant do something. Now he just straight up tells you he dosent care. Amazing.

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits]

GUESS WHAT? YOU'RE FACTUALLY INCORRECT! IT'S 2021 YOU NAZI BABY-EATING CHUD, GET ON WITH THE TIMES!
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A little late, but he's not wrong...

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DSP finally admits he doesnt give a fuck about thumbnails

Dude, thumbnails isnt about fucking clickbait, it's about quality and making your shit look attractive and nice...Lazy bastard, he is irritating this morning

He doesnt care about his job. He puts no effort in his job. Before he would make some dumb long winded excuse as to why he wont/cant do something. Now he just straight up tells you he dosent care. Amazing.

I mean, at least he's being honest for once.