E3 2021 Griefing Thread - Now with more nigger pandering, does anyone even care about most of the games displayed here seriously? (Spoiler alert Nintendo won lol)

[April Ryan]

There is a new Metroid, the quality of the world has increased slightly, that is all.

 

[Fools Idol]

Imagine having a game conference that focuses on political and social issues more than, y'know, games.

Have you been living under a rock for the past 10 years?

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

Have you been living under a rock for the past 10 years?

It's sarcasm, you retard.

 

[Tuxedo_Zemus]

Yeah, but Sonic fans deserve everything they get.

They're the beaten house wives of gaming. Yeah they should have left ages ago, but I still feel bad for them.

 

[Fools Idol]

It's sarcasm, you retard.

Reeeeally?

 

[Bastard_Call]

At least we still have the Bamco conference, r-right guys?

 

[Grey Donovan]

So E3 doesn’t actually start for another month lol.

 

[trent]

Nintendo are showing SMT 5 gameplay now.

 

[SiccDicc]

Some people liked Eldar Ring, but I'm not a souls fan so that looks more of the same to me. I've not looked into Fatal Frame, because it'll likely get butchered by Treehouse like the last one.

The only thing that gives Elden Ring an edge is that it has GRRM writing its backstory. As much as I hate the fat retard, he can write a good backstory and history. It's everything else about him that's terrible and I'm hoping he didn't try to infect From Soft with any politics, but as far as I know he's been surprisingly quiet about it compared to other authors. Or at least more quiet than them.

Reeeeally?

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

So E3 doesn’t actually start for another month lol.View attachment 2264588

inb4 more woke bullshit and socjus movies - oh I'm sorry, """"""games""""""""

 

[Image Reactions]

I like how that after years of ignoring King K. Rool, once he was added to Smash, he always plays a role in almost every new reveal.

 

[Pissmaster]

So E3 doesn’t actually start for another month lol.View attachment 2264588

A lack controller, for lack people, to celebrate lack lives, and a six hour long discussion with a bunch of trannies discussing how you shouldn't even be allowed to own a PS5 if you're white and your cracker ass should go out and give your PS5 to the first rown person you see on the streets

i can't wait to make fun of this faggot soy shit

 

[whatever I feel like]

The Switch had nothing but a cross-gen Zelda game for the first year. Microsoft hasn’t been a “titan” since the 360.

The system launched in March. It also had the Mario Kart port. Splatoon 2 came out in the summer.Mario Odyssey came out in the fall. Xenoblade 2 was in December. Then there was also lesser stuff like Arms, lots of good indie games, a good share of ports and remakes. It was probably the best year 1 since, I dunno, the 360?

 

[Fools Idol]

Nintendo are showing SMT 5 gameplay now.

Is that nigga Naruto running?

 

[BananaSplit]

Atlus removed the "hey, am i cute?" from Pixie on the english version of the game
Complementing a girl of her looks seems problematic for the "western audience"

Pixie is always cute anyway

 

[Str8Bustah]

>SMTV has a release date and it doesn't look like hot garbage
>Metroid Dread, a rumor so old that zoomers weren't even born when it started circulating actually has a game now
>Fatal Frame is getting a new release
>Super Monkey Ball is getting the Leifthrasir treatment
>Advance Wars isn't dead anymore
>BOTW's sequel is an actual game now and not just a very big tech demo

Say what you want about the style choices, I'm as happy as a pig in shit right now. /v/ is homolusting over the SMTV protag but personally I just think his suit looks cool. Gives me big demifiend vibes.

 

[_blank_]

I'm guessing I'm the only one here looking forward to the Bandai-Namco conference to see if we get another goddamn Tekken 7 season pass...

But as previously meme'd, I think Nintendo had the best showing this E3 because they remembered why people tune into E3 - to be entertained and remind vidya players you're here to have fun. Yeah, one could argue that E3 is, at its core, is a trade conference, but that's a weak-ass argument. It's like saying going to the beach is only for you to sit on the sand and look at the beach. Granted, it is Nintendo which means the cost for admission for most of their games is a bit absurd, and they bank HARD on nostalgia, but it's literally the only presentation I remember genuinely smiling.

Second best showing was Microsoft/Bethesda, because they played a similar tune to Nintendo and kept it mostly focused on games, although the Forza presentation bogged it down quite a bit, plus they're still way to reliant on CG trailers, and there wasn't any amazing showstopper presentations or reveals. Halo Infinite looks like a Halo game. Stalker2 looks pretty spiffy. Starfield... looks like a space game. Nice to see Atomic Heart is still a thing. Name drops for Perfect Dark, Elder Scrolls 6, and Fable.

Probably the most telling part of E3, at least IMO, is the fact I think Capcom's presentation was the third place best performer, and that was literally DLC, Monster Hunter Xtra Weebishness, Virtual Novel 101, and ESports Exist. But it was quick, and the presenter actually didn't look like a deer in headlights.

After that, everything was just bad.

Ubisoft = Pander pander pander ignore the sexual misconduct allegations pander TV series and movies shit pander pander oh look game for a decade-old IP you vaguely remember watching.

Square-Enix = Deepthroating Disney's cock for half an hour, a headpat to the FF-brethren, and CHAOS!!!

Devolver Digital = Essentially that one kid that said one funny joke once, kinda funny the second time, and then repeated it another dozen times until it was just annoying.

Most of the rest = few sparkly gems in an overwhelming pile of shit.

Take-Two Interactive. = Fuck you, Take Two.

Spoiler: mini-rant

If you want to take about progessiveness in games, fine. Methinks though considering how 95% of all games I saw this last few days, if a straight white guy was around he was immediately flanked or superceded by a not-straight white guy, I think progressiveness is pretty well established in the games industry to the point of absurdity.

But that's not the main issue.

The main issue is that this is a game conference and you decide to spend your time with a shitty Zoom call to lecture people who bother to tune in on the same shit they've had lectured on to the point that I'm absolutely convinced that it is shit like this, this vacuous, pretentious, narcissistic bullshit, that makes more bigots than the KKK could ever possibly dream of converting themselves. You have accomplished nothing in your poorly concieved and poorly implemented circlejerk except annoy everyone else and angered your core base.

 

[whatever I feel like]

I just want to use magnesis to wiggle Audrey's giant boobs around. They aren't showing up well on stream because of her black blouse but you can't fool me, I know they are still under there.

 

[mrs thickness]

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Atlus removed the "hey, am i cute?" from Pixie on the english version of the game
Complementing a girl of her looks seems problematic for the "western audience"

Pixie is always cute anyway

Is it possible that these are just different points in a conversation chain, or just a different conversation entirely? There's a lot of differences between the US and JP trailers as is.
Absolutely not trying to step up to bat for fucking Treehouse, just trying to stay optimistic.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

>Everyone worked hard and did their best
L.O.L.