Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

[Uncle Warren]

I miss when we just had lolcows, holy shit this is fucked in every possible way.

 

[verygayFrogs]

I miss when we just had lolcows, holy shit this is fucked in every possible way.

Hopefully with this thread we can bring her to justice

 

[Ballsack Pussylips]

Some new stuff from her Instagram:

A garden for a family of 15:

Spoiler: Jill ruins an antique

source of fb-comments:

Jill ruined a beautiful antique cabinet, then asked people if they li…

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Spoiler: Schoolyear is over for the kids

Spoiler: David is now "organizing" a softball team

(The other two dots are videos)

Spoiler: pic of David's father

...as a first pic in a condolence post

Please pray for some of our longest, dearest, truest and most LOYAL friends on this earth - the Burlew Family. Mr. Larry Burlew passed on to the Glory of Heaven on Friday night - June 11, 2021 at 9:38pm due to complications from Parkinson's Disease. Please pray for the family as they grieve the loss of this precious man. He is truly Heaven's gain, and this world's loss.

He was VERY special (especially) to our family due to the story below.... ❤

David's father sadly committed suicide when David was only 5 years old. John (David's dad) was a war veteran from Vietnam War and his death was a tragic ending to a precious life.

David grew and got into lots of trouble in his teen years. The sinful pleasures he tried did not bring satisfaction - but he knew no other way to try to fill the longing in his soul. One day (at a shopping mall) a man witnessed to David and explained how he could have eternal life in Heaven someday. This Christian man handed David a Gospel tract which David kept.

Months later after David had attended a dark and demonic party, he KNEW he needed to call on the Lord Jesus to save him from his sin- trusting in Jesus's shed blood alone to atone. So, once he got home, he prayed a prayer of salvation.

As he grew in the Lord, David became SO burdened for his dad because he did not know if his dad had ever gotten saved before dying. You see, if we die without calling upon the Name of the Lord Jesus to save us, we will burn forever in a horrible place called hell.

As David began attending First Bible Baptist Church in Greece, NY, he met the Burlew Family. When Mr. Burlew saw David for the 1st time, he noticed how MUCH David looked like a man he had worked with years ago in a car mechanic shop. Mr. Burlew inquired of David's name and through some questioning, realized that David was indeed John Rodrigues's son. John was the man that Larry Burlew had worked with! During their time at work together, Larry led John (David's Dad) to the Lord. Hallelujah!

Larry shared this assuring news with David and David was so relieved! It was a JOY to know that his dad had gotten SAVED and was now happily dwelling in Heaven!

 

[multiverse]

Some new stuff from her Instagram:

A garden for a family of 15:

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Spoiler: Jill ruins an antique

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source of fb-comments:

https://archive.md/DuGsi

Well, everyone knows 3 potatoes makes a feast for a family of 15 at Thanksgiving in JillWorld. So obviously this victory garden dug by child labor will bring them an abundance of food!

And lol at those comments, Jill is probably seething. How dare they not appreciate her well honed sense of interior decoration.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Some new stuff from her Instagram:

A garden for a family of 15:

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Spoiler: Jill ruins an antique

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source of fb-comments:

https://archive.md/DuGsi

Spoiler: Schoolyear is over for the kids

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Spoiler: David is now "organizing" a softball team

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(The other two dots are videos)

Spoiler: pic of David's father

...as a first pic in a condolence post

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In the garden picture you can see a younger boy mowing you know fat fuck dad isint.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I'll never get over how she held a funeral for her still-alive sister.

 

[Ballsack Pussylips]

In the garden picture you can see a younger boy mowing you know fat fuck dad isint.

Surprisingly enough, he does, though he takes the easiest job:

Spoiler

Those are all videos (and I can't download them), the missing dots are the younger girls playing.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Surprisingly enough, he does, though he takes the easiest job:

Spoiler

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Those are all videos (and I can't download them), the missing dots are the younger girls playing.

Lmfao yep, while his kids do actual labor hes riding around like a douche!

 

[sorrycharlie]

This is my new favorite thread already.

As soon as these kids start talking, you can tell how undereducated they all are. It’s so depressing. That alone should be cause for CPS to intervene; nevermind that they all look exhausted and underfed, doing child labor while fat fuck dad sits on his ass and stuffs his smug, ugly face.

 

[~*dank meme*~]

First of all I'm SEVERLY thankful to everyone who made this nightmare family thread come true. Thread was long overdue, holy shit.

It never ceases to amaze me how bad her children look. All the ones that took after Jill look like reanimated corpses, especially phillip. He looks like his skin is clinging to his bones for dear life., Sofia's jaw is probably trying to escape her body, Sadie looks like she's taken a bat to the eyes, Timothy looks like he's one joker movie screening away from unalive-ing Jill, and Gabriel...is okay. Only kids that resemble Jill that look alright are Renee and Kaylee, and we know how much she hates Kaylee. Janessa will look like big sister Sadie in time, given she's already looking less fed after being taken off Jill's tiddy milk. The kids who look like David's side of the family look less like they're a wind gust away from turning into dust, and i'm legitimately baffled as to how those two actually made someone as handsome as Samuel:

Spoiler: David and Jill in 1999, yes, 1999

Samuel:

Give the boy some food pls

I'm just going on about the certain details I remember, but

Jill is so notorious for spilling details she isn't supposed to, or would be considered inappropriate. When she went to visit David's half-sister Jaynell in Tennessee, she, for some reason, mentioned his sister's miscarriage she had before, as if it were important. It's hard to tell if she mentions things like that to be superior.

She is hyperfocused on disabilities to the point of being obnoxious. David has a brother, I think Daniel, who is paraplegic. She's shown a picture or two of Daniel, with (wheelchair) next to his name, to give everyone a clear picture on who the wheelchair user is. And of course, her disturbing obsession with her sister being a quadriplegic. Speaking of Amy, here's the video of their gender reveal party when they were pregnant with Sofia, that takes place in the cafeteria of the hospital that her sister was currently staying at, recovering from the car accident that made her disabled in the first place. Delightfully tacky, in notorious Rodrigues fashion.

archived, just in case: video archive

 

[multiverse]

First of all I'm SEVERLY thankful to everyone who made this nightmare family thread come true. Thread was long overdue, holy shit.

It never ceases to amaze me how bad her children look. All the ones that took after Jill look like reanimated corpses, especially phillip. He looks like his skin is clinging to his bones for dear life., Sofia's jaw is probably trying to escape her body, Sadie looks like she's taken a bat to the eyes, Timothy looks like he's one joker movie screening away from unalive-ing Jill, and Gabriel...is okay. Only kids that resemble Jill that look alright are Renee and Kaylee, and we know how much she hates Kaylee. Janessa will look like big sister Sadie in time, given she's already looking less fed after being taken off Jill's tiddy milk. The kids who look like David's side of the family look less like they're a wind gust away from turning into dust, and i'm legitimately baffled as to how those two actually made someone as handsome as Samuel:

Spoiler: David and Jill in 1999, yes, 1999

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Samuel:
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Give the boy some food pls

I'm just going on about the certain details I remember, but

Jill is so notorious for spilling details she isn't supposed to, or would be considered inappropriate. When she went to visit David's half-sister Jaynell in Tennessee, she, for some reason, mentioned his sister's miscarriage she had before, as if it were important. It's hard to tell if she mentions things like that to be superior.

She is hyperfocused on disabilities to the point of being obnoxious. David has a brother, I think Daniel, who is paraplegic. She's shown a picture or two of Daniel, with (wheelchair) next to his name, to give everyone a clear picture on who the wheelchair user is. And of course, her disturbing obsession with her sister being a quadriplegic. Speaking of Amy, here's the video of their gender reveal party when they were pregnant with Sofia, that takes place in the cafeteria of the hospital that her sister was currently staying at, recovering from the car accident that made her disabled in the first place. Delightfully tacky, in notorious Rodrigues fashion.

Ah, the hospital baby shower for her 13th kid that Jill threw for herself because her sister was getting too much attention for becoming a paraplegic following a horrible car accident! Who could forget?

Meanwhile, Jill declares a jihad on the gays for daring to use a rainbow symbol and being proud. Rainbows are for Jesus only!

 

[Vi0l3t]

Ah, the hospital baby shower for her 13th kid that Jill threw for herself because her sister was getting too much attention for becoming a paraplegic following a horrible car accident! Who could forget?

Meanwhile, Jill declares a jihad on the gays for daring to use a rainbow symbol and being proud. Rainbows are for Jesus only!
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As if this bitch does not boast proudly about her kids, being a breeder, ect

 

[multiverse]

Oh, goodie! I still have the videos on my phone of the Rod children being interrogated by Jill about how much they LAHV home skew-ELLE.

These videos are a few years old as they feature Nurie still in high school - she is now 22 and married - but they remain a fascinating study of the strange Rod dialect. The kids have been so isolated all their lives that the whole family has a unique English dialect based on Jill's manic upstate New York cadence, combined with the pinched way David enunciates.

Enjoy a free trip to the twilight zone!

 

[Deadpool]

Oh, goodie! I still have the videos on my phone of the Rod children being interrogated by Jill about how much they LAHV home skew-ELLE.

These videos are a few years old as they feature Nurie still in high school - she is now 22 and married - but they remain a fascinating study of the strange Rod dialect. The kids have been so isolated all their lives that the whole family has a unique English dialect based on Jill's manic upstate New York cadence, combined with the pinched way David enunciates.

Enjoy a free trip to the twilight zone!
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Holy shit they've raised a pack of retarded ghouls.


Is it just me or does Tim sound as queer as a three dollar bill?

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

I, too became fascinated by this crew in the Quiverfull thread, I love getting in on a new thread and not having to play catch-up...whew.

Anyway, Jill seems to have no sense of shame or any tact whatsoever. I'm shocked she hasn't been bitch slapped by someone yet. It's now a tight race between Jill and the "empathic nutritionist" Robyn for title of my most hated cow.

Congratulations to the family that made the Duggars look "normal" by comparison. I screenshot the pic I was referring to so I wouldn't have to dig through the whole OP again...my God what is up with this child's hair?
She looks like...hell, I can't even come up with a decent comparison, and I was a teenager in the '90s, for goodness sake. And speaking of
teenagers in the '90s, Jill is not even 43 yet? Woof.

But brilliant job, OP crew. I'm looking forward to this trainwreck.



Edit: Peggy Bundy. That's who the hair reminds me of.

 

[Vi0l3t]

I, too became fascinated by this crew in the Quiverfull thread, I love getting in on a new thread and not having to play catch-up...whew.

Anyway, Jill seems to have no sense of shame or any tact whatsoever. I'm shocked she hasn't been bitch slapped by someone yet. It's now a tight race between Jill and the "empathic nutritionist" Robyn for title of my most hated cow.

Congratulations to the family that made the Duggars look "normal" by comparison. I screenshot the pic I was referring to so I wouldn't have to dig through the whole OP again...my God what is up with this child's hair?
She looks like...hell, I can't even come up with a decent comparison, and I was a teenager in the '90s, for goodness sake. And speaking of
teenagers in the '90s, Jill is not even 43 yet? Woof.

But brilliant job, OP crew. I'm looking forward to this trainwreck.

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Edit: Peggy Bundy. That's who the hair reminds me of.

Her mom does her hair the same fashion probably learned it from there. Stuck in the 90s.

 

[For The Internet]

David began his slave labor grift printing ministry in 2015. Earlier in his life he worked for a printing business, but he claims to have left because they wanted him to assist in printing pamphlets for Planned Parenthood. The thing is, they weren't necessarily for Planned Parenthood, they merely contained the words 'Planned Parenthood' and he decided he wasn't going to print them. He screwed over the entire firm because of this, since it ruined the documents he was working on, the plates themselves, and the distribution of those documents on time. This essentially had a snowball effect that led to him losing his job. This was the beginning of the home printing idea.

David claims god led him to printing as a career 22 years ago (read: he needed a job and it was the one he got hired for), and now he make his kids slave away at the various processes of creating the pamphlets while he presumably sits back and lets the kids do the work while he eats, judging by his girth.

David in slightly slimmer days.

The notorious smiley face pamphlets

 

[multiverse]

David began his slave labor grift printing ministry in 2015. Earlier in his life he worked for a printing business, but he claims to have left because they wanted him to assist in printing pamphlets for Planned Parenthood. The thing is, they weren't necessarily for Planned Parenthood, they merely contained the words 'Planned Parenthood' and he decided he wasn't going to print them. He screwed over the entire firm because of this, since it ruined the documents he was working on, the plates themselves, and the distribution of those documents on time. This essentially had a snowball effect that led to him losing his job. This was the beginning of the home printing idea.

David claims god led him to printing as a career 22 years ago (read: he needed a job and it was the one he got hired for), and now he make his kids slave away at the various processes of creating the pamphlets while he presumably sits back and lets the kids do the work while he eats, judging by his girth.

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David in slightly slimmer days.

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The notorious smiley face pamphlets

Adding to the OP.

If anyone else wants to help flesh out the basics - I'm all ears!

Meanwhile:

Jill made a big memorial post about the pastor who got shoulder rubs from her supple young sons. But oh wait. Let's make his entire memorial about how Dave's dad killed himself. That's how Jill knows Dead Pastor and Dead Grandpa John and together in heaven now!

I guess Jill never got to the part of the Bible where suicide condemns one to hell.


Gosh, doesn't Davie look just like his pop, if his pop was a landwhale?

 

[Vi0l3t]

Adding to the OP.

If anyone else wants to help flesh out the basics - I'm all ears!

Meanwhile:

Jill made a big memorial post about the pastor who got shoulder rubs from her supple young sons. But oh wait. Let's make his entire memorial about how Dave's dad killed himself. That's how Jill knows Dead Pastor and Dead Grandpa John and together in heaven now!

I guess Jill never got to the part of the Bible where suicide condemns one to hell.
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Gosh, doesn't Davie look just like his pop, if his pop wasn't a landwhale?

John looks dead inside in that family photo.

 

[Android raptor]

This thread is long overdue. The Rods are like the Duggars but even more insane. The poor kids.