DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[actually]

Are they OIC?

Maybe? Doubt we'll ever find out one way or the other.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Pokemon Snap has a puzzle boss. Boi I am fucking laffing.

EDIT: Full clown mode. Flailing, rocking, and singing.

 

[ProvenWrong]

Pokemon Snap has a puzzle boss. Boi I am fucking laffing.

EDIT: Full clown mode. Flailing, rocking, and singing.

It does...? I'm not the biggest Pokemon Fan except for GBA and DS games, but isn't Pokemon snap a photo game?

What could be the puzzle boss? Phil gin shaking fingers can't snap it fast enough ?

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

It does...? I'm not the biggest Pokemon Fan except for GBA and DS games, but isn't Pokemon snap a photo game?

What could be the puzzle boss? Phil gin shaking fingers can't snap it fast enough ?

You have to hit some shiny ball with another shiny ball that you throw to make the final Pokemon appear. DSP literally said "Oh I see it's a puzzle" as he repeatedly fails to hit the shiny ball.

 

[ProvenWrong]

You have to hit some shiny ball with another shiny ball that you throw to make the final Pokemon appear. DSP literally said "Oh I see it's a puzzle" as he repeatedly fails to hit the shiny ball.

.... LMAO.

With how good Phil is with balls you think he'd excel at that part.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

I love the DSP head shake and "There you go" as he pretends to give a single fuck what Derich is talking about.

edit: Holy hell are we taking breaks now on night streams? After 1 hour of playing..?

 

[Iron Father]

What he has or doesn't have or how good his life is is totally subjective, framed by how good your life is and how much you have. There are a whole lot of people worse off than DSP.

If you need to be chained up in some redneck's rape dungeon or living in a mud hut covered in flies just to want DSP's life, it's not really saying much.

 

[actually]

edit: Holy hell are we taking breaks now on night streams? After 1 hour of playing..?

Without looking at the stream, I'm going to guess that he's less than $50 in tips. Am I close?

 

[UsedUp]

Without looking at the stream, I'm going to guess that he's less than $50 in tips. Am I close?

$30/$200 as I type this

 

[UaineRunei]

Without looking at the stream, I'm going to guess that he's less than $50 in tips. Am I close?

$30 lmao

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Without looking at the stream, I'm going to guess that he's less than $50 in tips. Am I close?

Spoiler: Survey says...

EDIT: Jesus fucking Christ a full hour of schedule autism. Play CoD or something God damn.

 

[Kheapathic]

Without looking at the stream, I'm going to guess that he's less than $50 in tips. Am I close?

Awfully optimistic of you, $30.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil just exposed his busted financial thinking.
He described GamePass as the way of the future because you get games for free and can save money.
So if you get an XBox... you an actually save money!

So he wants the XBox because he thinks he can then cut business expenses even further. That way, the $5k in monthly business expenses can be rerouted to cover the massive amount of very necessary 'microtransactions' that sustain the business. His sudden lust for the XBox can be explained by him seeing it as an investment to then spend less on games monthly, neglecting that him being able to suddenly spring for the XBox causes serious problems with his poverty narrative.

 

[Lolidaki]

guaranteed he goes "SMT 5 IDK WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS, NOBODY EVEN CARES ABOUT IT"

basically already said this for Nocturne Hd, if it's not a triple-A in his mind then he doesn't give a shit or knows it exists. I think he keeps bringing up Suikoden because he thinks that makes him seem "cultured" when it comes to jrpgs.

 

[Poo Twister]

Bug eyed sack of shit.

 

[Surly Muppet]

He is aiming for an XBox before July apparently? He wants to play Flight Simulator as a chill game... because it's free.
But he can't afford an XBox right now. Maybe in the next couple of months. But even if he could afford it, he can't get one anywhere.
But he heard that there are some physical ones coming into stores, better than the PS5, so maybe in the next couple of months, he'll actually be able to get one.
He is leery that his 2013 XBone will not be able to play Flight Sim. So he might hold off on Flight Sim and then maybe skip it or get it later.

I don't know what this bizarre plan is, but it seems to boil down to "I see a free game I can pointlessly fuck around in and demand money for."
The obvious question here is if July is so sparse he'll have this kind of downtime... why not finish the Divinity playthrough he promised?

Oh, no, we're maybe doing the original FFVII. A game that lost a previous viewer's choice poll, and that he has repeatedly shit on.

EDIT: He put Divinity on hold because he hates the game. He wants to do stuff he wants to fucking do so he doesn't fall asleep on stream.
He then caught his hypocrisy and said he doesn't really hate the game, he just wants to do something else. Good backpedal Phil.

And he's interested in Hades on consoles. And it's free on Gamepass. So he just didn't want to pay for it or play it on PC.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

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Bug eyed sack of shit.

This is what a peak mature adult looks like. Bulging eyes and drooping face.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

He flatly said “Divinity is not coming back”.
Immediately stopped himself and said “Maybe it’ll come back later!” after berating someone for asking him to play it.
Yet another Viewer’s Choice down the drain, along with all the handholding

 

[Dandelion]

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Bug eyed sack of shit.

When I see that face, all I hear is "I DUNNO IF WE'RE GONNA MAKE THE TIP GOAL GUYS".

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

Leanna Hnnnnngan

How did you fuck this up, Phil?