Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Dude]

Imagine his shock when he finds out songwriters don't get top billing and don't go on tour with the band/singer.

I would love to see a video of someone asking Russhole to name just one songwriter of popular music of any genre, who isn't also a singer or musician in a group, without using the internet to look it up. Just one famous songwriter off the top of his head. I highly doubt Russ would be able to do it. He thinks he can become household name famous by writing pop songs, but I can't think of a single songwriter who is a household name without them also being a famous singer or member of a famous band. There are a handful of screenwriters who are fairly well-known, but neither career has ever really been a road to great fame. Certainly not on the same level as being an actor, singer, or musician. Because most people don't give a shit about the people behind the scenes. They only care about the people they can see or hear in the production. It's always twisted my reasoning how Pipsqueak believes he can get famous for writing songs.

 

[The Un-Clit]

But that only shows his versatility! He's able to ACT like the broom is a real woman. Imagine how good he'd be if he had a REAL woman there!?

Yeah except one of the important things when acting is to be able to, you know, act. You need to be able to speak clearly. You need to be able to project so you can be heard all the way in the back. You need actual talent or failing that good looks to make it. He's got neither.

Can you imagine him doing some off-off-Broadway production of Hamlet?

"Do fee oh dot do fee,
Hat ish da keshon *SLURP*"

People would be fleeing the theater in droves.

I've already seen Slurpy acting: the XYRichard Katy Parry troll-response video where he boohooed crocodile tears while trying to pathetic a pity fuck from Katy and assistant without a wheelchair-bound niggo in the room. He was about as convincing as a green silver dollar. I think I'd rather not see any more, thanx.

 

[Kosher Salt]

I think its more how we dug up information on his PAC so quickly. Remember, he reads this thread religiously, even if he hates what we say. When he saw we were commenting on it, he took the post down thinking that he could hide it. I think he doesn't want us to embarrass him or hurt his chances at success.

Go for it, Russ! We're all rooting for you to fail!

Yeah, he deleted it because all it got was the attention of the farms. Not the sort of attention he was hoping for.

Remember, in his reality we're just a handful of mentally ill trolls, and he's a studly 9/10. Obviously there should be people fawning over him but for some reason it seems like he's surrounded by nothing but trolls. Trolls and laughing emojis. Honestly it goes against all logic.

 

[Pip Squeak]

Acting? Ahaha. He couldn’t even act his way out of ‘fessing up to the kill list within a minute of being asked if he’d done it.


Can you imagine trying to direct this twat? “I need you look… happy?”
“I am looking happy.”

“Ok,ok, you’re supposed to be angry here, can you do angry?”
“No.”


I’d say he’s got a face for radio but that’s not going to work either.

Being an average guy is never going to be enough for fucking Pipsqueak and his delusions. That’s why I keep coming back.

 

[StinkySnack]

You actually Googled "Goldens for the win"? Russ is a mongoloid, but you couldn't even decipher that simple post? Dear God. Not something I'd advertise.

I Googled the phrase out of curiosity after reading SS2’s post, and the only results that come up are golden retriever related pages. Nothing about that hockey team, even when adding “Vegas” to the end of the phrase.

Rate me optimistic, but with each passing day I’m becoming more and more convinced he’s a troll.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I Googled the phrase out of curiosity after reading SS2’s post, and the only results that come up are golden retriever related pages. Nothing about that hockey team, even when adding “Vegas” to the end of the phrase.

Rate me optimistic, but with each passing day I’m becoming more and more convinced he’s a troll.

Dunno if he's a troll or just not all that bright. I was irritated with you always jumping on his nuts at first, but as time went on his posts got stupider and stupider. It seems too subtle to be troll action, very few trolls any more have the discipline to do a long slow injection into a forum before dropping the bomb, they are all about fast gratification. Plus, I cannot for the life of me see a payoff for making a high ratio of dumbass posts regarding a non-controversial cow like Russ.

(By this I mean, everyone agrees Russ is a lolcow of the first ranking, not the kind of cow where a troll could split the forum's posters and cause chaos and butthurt.)

This latest action where he claimed he 'googled' goldens for the win whereas your findings do not match is kind of a lolcow action, the face-saving lie. "really guize, I looked it up and everything!" that is easily proven false. This would indicate stupidity to me, and it's possible he may end up with a Halal thread if he is foolish enough to really spill the spaghetti and reveal his social media or YT account name and it's found he's every bit as lolcow-worthy as all other Halals. Not saying he deserves this kind of scrutiny (yet) but he is, at the least, not very bright.

 

[StraightShooter2]

I Googled the phrase out of curiosity after reading SS2’s post, and the only results that come up are golden retriever related pages. Nothing about that hockey team, even when adding “Vegas” to the end of the phrase.

Rate me optimistic, but with each passing day I’m becoming more and more convinced he’s a troll.

Yawn...

goldens for the win at DuckDuckGo

DuckDuckGo. Privacy, Simplified.

duckduckgo.com

My bad, it wasn't Google, it was DuckDuckGo that I searched on. Here:

 

[Precocious Halfwit]

Pretty sure you gotta be able to make facial expressions to be an actor

Keanu Reeves and Mark Wahlberg would probably dispute that! That said, they do have the advantage of being conventionally handsome, well put-together men. Even if his face did work, our boy Russ still has to contend with his questionable personal hygiene and the fact that he dresses like he fell out of a tree.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

I've already seen Slurpy acting: the XYRichard Katy Parry troll-response video where he boohooed crocodile tears while trying to pathetic a pity fuck from Katy and assistant without a wheelchair-bound niggo in the room. He was about as convincing as a green silver dollar. I think I'd rather not see any more, thanx.

I think that video was actual sadness. Sadness that he wasn't going to fuck Katy Perry and get lifelong fame and fortune as her songwriter/pimp. Not legitimate sorrow of having learned his lesson, though. He certainly didn't feel bad for anything he said, he was sad that he wasn't getting what he wanted. He's not really capable of any sort of deep thinking, he can only think of "me me me now now now" and tears are his method of getting what he wants. So I doubt that video was him acting, I think he really was emotional at the thought of not getting his dick sucked because to a narcissist like him, having his ego hurt is like the world ending.

 

[Stinkyboy]

I don't think he's on any sort of list in the entertainment industry, he may be known by Taylor Swift's security as a minor threat but I doubt anyone in the music industry knows who he is. If record labels kept a list of every untalented hack who makes shitty music because they think it's the ticket to easy fame and fortune and thinks they can get famous by mooching off the stardom of established talent, that list would be as tall as the Burj Khalifa.

Russell has nothing but a few short crappy songs about wanting to bang celebrities and a few social media pages where he has to pay for bots to pretend to be interested in him. He may be well known on reddit and KF, but that doesn't translate to lots of video views or listens to his songs on Soundcloud. Russell is nothing to anyone with sway in the music industry aside from maybe a funny Jay Schaudies tells his friends about. At brothels? Yes, he's probably blacklisted from most. If he actually did something that got a lot of recognition, (and getting mentioned as a tabloid headline on the Daily Mail 5 years ago doesn't count,) then maybe he would be blacklisted, but at this point he's still a nobody who's not on anyone's list in entertainment.

He is 100% on blacklists

 

[Black Lives Matter]

Protip: do not reply to or acknowledge StraightShooter2 in any way

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

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Way to misunderstand "Wow, Mr. & Mrs. Greer, your bamboon almost acts like a real human child"

 

[TaylorGreer]

Protip: do not reply to or acknowledge StraightShooter2 in any way

My annoyance with him has turned to amusement, dude's basically a lolcow himself. It's like when Kengle drops in to give his two cents. That lab post was more retarded than anything Russ has said today.

 

[badboy2000]

Oh, I bet that demo reel is going to be a riot! Is it going to be him doing characters in front of his webcam? Will it be home recordings of him as "Stone #3"? Will he waste money on writing and directing a scene with him as the main character?

In one of his old AGT videos, he claimed to do stand-up comedy too.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Please please please let the audition tape star the hideous monkey suit.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Oh, I bet that demo reel is going to be a riot! Is it going to be him doing characters in front of his webcam? Will it be home recordings of him as "Stone #3"? Will he waste money on writing and directing a scene with him as the main character?

In one of his old AGT videos, he claimed to do stand-up comedy too.

His stand up routine is probably just Dad jokes told in his unintelligible way.

I mean when this:

Is an example of a "funny" joke you have no sense of humor. Of all the songs to choose he chose "Eye of the Tiger". He should have gone with something from the Rolling Stones instead of Survivor. It wouldn't have been all that much funnier but at least it would have made more sense.

 

[Carolina Divina]

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Ok, he's just fucking with us now. He can't even act like a decent human being.

Pretty sure you gotta be able to make facial expressions to be an actor

Is there a market for gimp porn?

 

[Blasterisk]

Didn't know Greer was big on Christory.

 

[Kumquat]

Just happened to catch up on the thread and checked his IG and saw that post was indeed nuked.

But then on a lark I decided to visit his webpage. I am pretty sure this is new, at least I don't recall it being mentioned here. Guess Russ is branching out in his search for the elusive big break he is owed!
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SOURCE: https://www.russellgreer.com/acting ARCHIVE: https://archive.md/mniqI

One thing about Russ, he gets involved in so many different things that he produces a wide variety of content to laugh at and watch and wait for the inevitable failure of each venture. I hope he follows through on this, the demo reel will be fabulous no doubt about it!

Too bad this wasn't the 80s, Russ would have easily scored this acting part:
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Man, Russell's an actor now, too? What can this man not do? He's so talented! An actor, songwriter, musician, activist, gentleman, paralegal, and all-around great guy! How is he not drowning in pussy right now? Ladies, you're missing a real great catch with Russell, stop being bias against the disabled and just suck him his penis already!

 

[DrJonesHat]

Man, Russell's an actor now, too? What can this man not do? He's so talented! An actor, songwriter, musician, activist, gentleman, paralegal, and all-around great guy! How is he not drowning in pussy right now? Ladies, you're missing a real great catch with Russell, stop being bias against the disabled and just suck him his penis already!

Pay no attention to the restraining orders or the guilty plea to electronic harassment. He's great if you'll just let him explain! And if you let him explain and you still don't like him you're a bigot.