Trainwreck Jill C Noyes Rodrigues / David Rodrigues / Rodrigues Family Ministries / Rodrigues Family Serving Jesus / All Things Truth Printing Ministry - Batshit MLM-shill narc mom of 13 starving children and her jobless "headship". Grifting and drifting across the US in an RV. Wanted by WV CPS.

[~*dank meme*~]

John looks dead inside in that family photo.

He saw a glimpse into the future where Jill was his daughter-in-law.

 

[Umaibae]

Oh, goodie! I still have the videos on my phone of the Rod children being interrogated by Jill about how much they LAHV home skew-ELLE.

These videos are a few years old as they feature Nurie still in high school - she is now 22 and married - but they remain a fascinating study of the strange Rod dialect. The kids have been so isolated all their lives that the whole family has a unique English dialect based on Jill's manic upstate New York cadence, combined with the pinched way David enunciates.

Enjoy a free trip to the twilight zone!
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Nurie can’t even articulate what evils she’s being “protected” from by being homeschooled. She just says “bad stuff” lol.

Love the mental logic that even fundie school would be bad because “stuff.”

We all know what Jill is “protecting” her kids from: CPS (and food).

ffs why do the little girls have 1995 mullets. This family makes me MOTI.

 

[I hate children?]

Oh, goodie! I still have the videos on my phone of the Rod children being interrogated by Jill about how much they LAHV home skew-ELLE.

These videos are a few years old as they feature Nurie still in high school - she is now 22 and married - but they remain a fascinating study of the strange Rod dialect. The kids have been so isolated all their lives that the whole family has a unique English dialect based on Jill's manic upstate New York cadence, combined with the pinched way David enunciates.

Enjoy a free trip to the twilight zone!
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These kids are the poster children for educational neglect .

 

[multiverse]

Nurie can’t even articulate what evils she’s being “protected” from by being homeschooled. She just says “bad stuff” lol.

They wouldn't even tell her what "bad stuff" is, lest Satan have nested himself in her and told her things like, "you don't have to be a subservient wife and baby factory" or "you can get an education and not compromise your morals".

Mostly, the kids seemed shit terrified of Jill. They're all walking on eggshells lest they get the switch, or yet another day without food. Jill and David firmly believe in the transformative power of fasting - for the kids, silly! - and obviously they've employed it liberally.

Nurie has been away from home almost a year and still hasn't gained anything outside the weight of her fetus. Jill's 12 daily phone calls and texts in between are doing their job of scaring Nurie out of eating an ounce more than she "deserves".

 

[Ballsack Pussylips]

Oh, goodie! I still have the videos on my phone of the Rod children being interrogated by Jill about how much they LAHV home skew-ELLE.

These videos are a few years old as they feature Nurie still in high school - she is now 22 and married - but they remain a fascinating study of the strange Rod dialect. The kids have been so isolated all their lives that the whole family has a unique English dialect based on Jill's manic upstate New York cadence, combined with the pinched way David enunciates.

Enjoy a free trip to the twilight zone!
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Part 1 of the homeschooling video:

And here's the one with the coconut (you can skip to 9 min):

Has anyone got video editing skills? The wedding video is 442 MB big and you can only upload 150 MB:

If the OP can't take too many pics, we could do separate posts that can be linked in the OP.

 

[Keyleth of the Air Ashari]

She is hyperfocused on disabilities to the point of being obnoxious. David has a brother, I think Daniel, who is paraplegic. She's shown a picture or two of Daniel, with (wheelchair) next to his name, to give everyone a clear picture on who the wheelchair user is. And of course, her disturbing obsession with her sister being a quadriplegic. Speaking of Amy, here's the video of their gender reveal party when they were pregnant with Sofia, that takes place in the cafeteria of the hospital that her sister was currently staying at, recovering from the car accident that made her disabled in the first place. Delightfully tacky, in notorious Rodrigues fashion.

It's weird how she hyperfocuses on physical disability like she does (almost to the point of fetishization) since one of those kids (Janessa) is -1 corpus callosum and had a stroke in utero and she's pretty much in denial about it. Not that she'd notice the symptoms anyway since the major ones (social difficulties and cognitive disabilities) are pretty much par for the course in the land of the Rods.

 

[Ballsack Pussylips]

Mostly, the kids seemed shit terrified of Jill. They're all walking on eggshells lest they get the switch, or yet another day without food. Jill and David firmly believe in the transformative power of fasting - for the kids, silly! - and obviously they've employed it liberally.

Yeah, you can see that in their smiles. The difference when they are with Jill and alone.

Jill present




Jill not present



I think their voice changes too, depending on Jill's presence, but I don't remember which video it was, I think some instagram or facebook short.

 

[~*dank meme*~]

Yeah, you can see that in their smiles. The difference when they are with Jill and alone.

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I think their voice changes too, depending on Jill's presence, but I don't remember which video it was, I think some instagram or facebook short.

There’s been a few videos I’ve seen on the fundie snark subreddits where the girls will be talking to each other without Jill noticing, and the moment they become aware of her presence they tense up and grin and talk like they inhaled helium. They basically shit their pants any time they see Jill with the camera from the corner of their eye.

it seems like nurie to a degree is aware of some of the bullshit from her mom. In her honeymoon photos she dropped the “modesty” shirts asap and, stay with me here, wears skirts right below her knees now. Scandalous.

I think Nathan is also getting somewhat fed up with her family, but is still too scared to say it, or nurie won’t let him. When the rods continued their grifting trip in Florida to visit them both and so they could watch nurie pee on the pregnancy test, Nathan in all his awkward glory did a sermon on selfish and disconnected social media users, and I’m pretty sure he was calling out Jill, who was of course, recording him. Nurie knew exactly who he was talking about too, and Jill, without an ounce of self awareness, smiled and nodded along agreeing, and managed to record nurie’s “oh fuck he’s talking about my mother” face.

my favorite still from any video of theirs ever

 

[Vi0l3t]

Oh, goodie! I still have the videos on my phone of the Rod children being interrogated by Jill about how much they LAHV home skew-ELLE.

These videos are a few years old as they feature Nurie still in high school - she is now 22 and married - but they remain a fascinating study of the strange Rod dialect. The kids have been so isolated all their lives that the whole family has a unique English dialect based on Jill's manic upstate New York cadence, combined with the pinched way David enunciates.

Enjoy a free trip to the twilight zone!
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I have pointed it out before on the other thread, but half these kids have horrible over bites that seem to affect their speech and not just their weird ass way of speaking. Homeschooling like this is pure child neglect. These types of stories make me hate it. Do homeschool kids not have any standardized testing? I think the state should require it and if the parents are not properly teaching then they should lose the right to homeschool. And they are emotionally stunted, at 15 going to build a bear lmfao

 

[Acceptable]

. Do homeschool kids not have any standardized testing? I think the state should require it and if the parents are not properly teaching then they should lose the right to homeschool.

every state is different. here's an okaysish website that can give you a breakdown by each state.
Homeschool Laws By State

and then here is ohio
Ohio

there are plenty of better websites and information out there from better websites. this one is kind of horrible but its the basic information.

 

[multiverse]

If the OP can't take too many pics, we could do separate posts that can be linked in the OP.

It can take more pics! I just ran into an issue while trying to upload all of them at once; the site froze up briefly and I was afraid of losing the narrative already written. We can add way more stuff to The Nurptuals section; make a "Jill's Grandchild" section; and maybe even start a section for Kaylee.

Meanwhile... if this Plexus downline of Jill's loses another ounce, there's going to be nothing left of her but her horse shaped skull. Congrats, girl!


And I didn't even get to mention Jill's fetish for the Amish in the OP! Jill loves photographing local Amish and their businesses as if they live in a zoo placed there for her personal enjoyment. She posts about how much she LAHVS everything Amish at least once a week.

 

[Least Concern]

Is the bit about the kids only being able to eat the table scraps of the parents just hyperbole? I do think they look borderline-sickly but I'm not sure if that bit is supposed to be taken seriously or not.

I guess I didn't grow up around enough of the evangelical types, but I do find it interesting how just any rando in that community is able to declare "I'm starting a ministry" and then others will financially them for that. I had some neighbors a few years ago who did something similar where they ran some evangelical web sites in foreign languages and then asked for financial support, though the father had a solid job so I think it was just more for covering costs and a bit of pocket money than a wholesale grift.

 

[~*dank meme*~]

Kaylee’s role in that family and her existence probably should get its own section, there’s an endless list of info you could put on the first 3 kids alone, Jesus Christ.

 

[verygayFrogs]

It can take more pics! I just ran into an issue while trying to upload all of them at once; the site froze up briefly and I was afraid of losing the narrative already written. We can add way more stuff to The Nurptuals section; make a "Jill's Grandchild" section; and maybe even start a section for Kaylee.

Meanwhile... if this Plexus downline of Jill's loses another ounce, there's going to be nothing left of her but her horse shaped skull. Congrats, girl!
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And I didn't even get to mention Jill's fetish for the Amish in the OP! Jill loves photographing local Amish and their businesses as if they live in a zoo placed there for her personal enjoyment. She posts about how much she LAHVS everything Amish at least once a week.
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What the fuck. Isn’t the whole Amish thing to not have technology?

 

[Bunny Tracks]

What the fuck. Isn’t the whole Amish thing to not have technology?

The Amish typically do not use technology because it goes against their beliefs. However, they will use it if the situation requires it, like using a phone to call 911, or something. The Amish also usually have radios to use in cases of emergencies like natural disasters, or times of war so they know what's going on. They do like to keep themselves isolated from the outside world, but if shit goes down, they do wanna know exactly what it is so they can prepare for it, and not get caught up in it if possible.

Frankly, Jill fetishizing the Amish is hilarious because the Amish are well-known (at least in the parts where they live) for the copious amounts of food they make, and consume. The Amish eat a lot, and they need to because they're working all day in the fields. That's the only reason they don't balloon up. They're burning off all those calories by taking care of livestock, and building shit.

The Amish would be utterly appalled to see how Jill starves her children considering that not only is it extremely cruel, it's also insanely stupid because you can't a lot of work done when you're weak, and incredibly malnourished. They'd regard her a spiteful, idiotic witch who's purposefully sabotaging herself, and her family for no reason other than her own sadism and stupidity.

 

[verygayFrogs]

The Amish typically do not use technology because it goes against their beliefs. However, they will use it if the situation requires it, like using a phone to call 911, or something. The Amish also usually have radios to use in cases of emergencies like natural disasters, or times of war so they know what's going on. They do like to keep themselves isolated from the outside world, but if shit goes down, they do wanna know exactly what it is so they can prepare for it, and not get caught up in it if possible.

Frankly, Jill fetishizing the Amish is hilarious because the Amish are well-known (at least in the parts where they live) for the copious amounts of food they make, and consume. The Amish eat a lot, and they need to because they're working all day in the fields. That's the only reason they don't balloon up. They're burning off all those calories by taking care of livestock, and building shit.

The Amish would be utterly appalled to see how Jill starves her children considering that not only is it extremely cruel, it's also insanely stupid because you can't a lot of work done when you're weak, and incredibly malnourished. They'd regard her a spiteful, idiotic witch who's purposefully sabotaging herself, and her family for no reason other than her own sadism and stupidity.

Plus the amish could take better care of her kids than she can

 

[multiverse]

Is the bit about the kids only being able to eat the table scraps of the parents just hyperbole?

No. Please see photos in the OP where Nurie appears to have a full plate of food in front of her for once... and Jill's name is written on the plate in sauce.

It's going to take a while to get all the fuckery Jill's got up to in the past ten years into the thread, but I'll grab up already existing photos of the small amounts of food Jill prepares for a family of 15, along with the massive plates of it Jill and David have compared to the few bites each child is left with.

The rule of the family at home is: David stuffs himself with zero regard for anyone else; Jill eats whatever she wants too; and the kids get to divide whatever is left after that. Jill was proud of the fact that her children sometimes get a single chicken drumstick each at a typical meal. One. And this is when a third of her kids are in or near adulthood.

 

[Ballsack Pussylips]

Is the bit about the kids only being able to eat the table scraps of the parents just hyperbole? I do think they look borderline-sickly but I'm not sure if that bit is supposed to be taken seriously or not.

I guess I didn't grow up around enough of the evangelical types, but I do find it interesting how just any rando in that community is able to declare "I'm starting a ministry" and then others will financially them for that. I had some neighbors a few years ago who did something similar where they ran some evangelical web sites in foreign languages and then asked for financial support, though the father had a solid job so I think it was just more for covering costs and a bit of pocket money than a wholesale grift.

Here's Jill being proud of her christmas dinner for 15 people:



Here's Sadie holding Janessa (Janessa being breastfed by Jill):


(This was the pic that made me MATI and start to follow them.)

Here's Sofia at Janessa's 2nd birthday (first girl standing):



Here you can see Nurie having a plate in front of her that says "Jill", her real food was that little bowl right beside it:




They get the leftovers in restaurants and scraps at home.

ETA:

No. Please see photos in the OP where Nurie appears to have a full plate of food in front of her for once... and Jill's name is written on the plate in sauce.

Ninja'd.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Here's Jill being proud of her christmas dinner for 15 people:

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Here's Sadie holding Janessa (Janessa being breastfed by Jill):

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(This was the pic that made me MATI and start to follow them.)

Here's Sofia at Janessa's 2nd birthday (first girl standing):

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Here you can see Nurie having a plate in front of her that says "Jill", her real food was that little bowl right beside it:

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They get the leftovers in restaurants and scraps at home.

ETA:

Ninja'd.

I'm sure that bowl next to the plate is hers, fucking sad! Second to last picture 2ith all the kids show how bad most of the kids over bites are. That Christmas dinner not only is sad in proportion, but looks fucking nasty. Burnt ham, dry ass bread, chunks of random pineapple, and some weird cheese covered tater tots. 15 people might get a small plate full but its Christmas, with growing teenagers and kids who can eat like horses.

 

[Free the Pedos]

David began his slave labor grift printing ministry in 2015. Earlier in his life he worked for a printing business, but he claims to have left because they wanted him to assist in printing pamphlets for Planned Parenthood. The thing is, they weren't necessarily for Planned Parenthood, they merely contained the words 'Planned Parenthood' and he decided he wasn't going to print them. He screwed over the entire firm because of this, since it ruined the documents he was working on, the plates themselves, and the distribution of those documents on time. This essentially had a snowball effect that led to him losing his job. This was the beginning of the home printing idea.

David claims god led him to printing as a career 22 years ago (read: he needed a job and it was the one he got hired for), and now he make his kids slave away at the various processes of creating the pamphlets while he presumably sits back and lets the kids do the work while he eats, judging by his girth.

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David in slightly slimmer days.

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The notorious smiley face pamphlets

This is the kind of quality autism I come here for. I didn't know he got fired for refusing to acknowledge that PP exists. Also explains why he wanted to print tracts for a living as if it's 1875.

ETA: Lol at Jill thinking Amish women stay home. They regularly start businesses out of the home or leaving home to work--just like all farming women have done, because farming is hard, underpaid work and everyone needs to pitch in as much as they can. She's dumb as hell.