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KiwiFuzz said:
Why would they waste time and money building a fuckshed when they could spend the same time and same money building an addition with another bedroom for Kevin and his shit?
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I suspect the rest of the resident troons wouldn't want to be anywhere near Kev getting fucked (eventually) to death.
 
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Cerabella said:
must consoom overpriced plastic toys
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How is it the fault of capitalism that some toys sold out?
 
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Out of all things to like from Nintendo's E3, Kevin picks the least interesting and most consumerist things: novelty Game & Watch games and Amiibo figurines for a game he won't play.
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There are plenty of useful, practical items those guys could use on the tranch. Weren't they supposed to install a sophisticated surveillance system to catch Earl sneaking around?

STILL can't believe they ruined that fancy, brand-new cooking range in 2 months time. It's really hot in the west right now. Their livestock are probably dying of thirst.
 
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Vuzz said:
Due to the nature of the kiwifarms, I doubt this, but do we even perhaps have a furfag around that also happens to be attending this?
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I mean, it's pretty much an open secret that a solid chunk of the posters on the Animal Control board are furries themselves. So it's hardly outside the realm of possibility. Whether or not anyone would actually be wiling to powerlevel if they were, in order to give a live Kevin furry con report is another question, given how ill advised that would be.
 
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“Video games were our escape from the world and capitalism has taken that away” … WTF? Video games are one of those things that exist BECAUSE of capitalism. It’s literally just the result of our species being so successful at getting food and shelter that we basically have too much free time, so we made ourselves some happiness inducing machines where if you push buttons in the right order the machine rewards you. At no point were video games ever NOT a part of capitalism. There’s a reason why they’re all made in MURRICA and Glorious Nippon, the world’s biggest economies during the time video games first came into fashion.

Like what the hell are they even harkening to with that? I guess their childhoods, because they didn’t have to worry about money then? The video games you played as a child came from capitalism too, my dude. Where do you think your parents were all day if not being cogs in the capitalistic machine?

As for the sex stuff, it’s a no brainer. Kevin doesn’t want to have people show up IRL because he doesn’t actually want to have sex IRL.
Kevin can’t actually have sex, remember? He’s been kind enough to constantly update us on his amhole and how dilators won’t fit in it.
If he can even still orgasm (weird things can happen in a brain that’s been fried to death by fetish shit) then it’s entirely due to relying 100% on imaginary fantasies rather than material reality. Real life interaction would ruin the whole thing.
 
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DatBepisTho said:
The lack of an amiibo doesn't render the game unplayable, the troons are just stomping and huffing because some other vidyasperg beat them to the plastic prize.

Thanks, Capitalism!
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I like watching him scream and seethe about this because what he's best at is consooming and being on Twitter. Thus watching him lose to an even more powerful sperg is gratifying.
 
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Meiwaku said:
I like watching him scream and seethe about this because what he's best at is consooming and being on Twitter. Thus watching him lose to an even more powerful sperg is gratifying.
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The idea that there's a sliding scale of spergry power and that there's a sperg out there capable of defeating (not just merely thwarting) coomer Kevin is way funnier than it should be.

Being betrayed like this must sting, tho. Consooming is his only hobby at the moment and even that got cockblocked.
 
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