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[Rainbow Frog Army]

I mean, it's pretty much an open secret that a solid chunk of the posters on the Animal Control board are furries themselves. So it's hardly outside the realm of possibility. Whether or not anyone would actually be wiling to powerlevel if they were, in order to give a live Kevin furry con report is another question, given how ill advised that would be.

Yeeeeah, ever noticed how many troons you can find around furries?

I mean, watching the staff of a furry con who are all on HRT and shit and going to see some quacks--because if your doc doesn't warn you before giving you hormones that they do fuck with your brain, that is the right word for your doc--is surprisingly entertaining. At least, when it's not your problem if you'd have a more 'together' group of people if you grabbed a bunch of tweenage girls and asked them to get a dance routine down for a competition next week.

Plus you've got some more stark divides in the furry community; it's kind of normal when you've got a bunch of raving loons who've driven out everybody who is not as in dire need of a stay in the loony bin as themselves.

 

[Trapped Under Rice]

Kevin said the T word
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Question to the Gibes-thread-elders: has Kevin ever referred to himself using that hateful T-slur before? Or has he read the Farms so much that he internalized transmisogyny?

 

[Just a Lotus Eater]

lol
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I guess if the fake vag won't get you the straights then opening your ass up for the gays is the next desperate move. Thought I have my doubt about the "so many hot gays" part, because even chubby chasers tend to pick the cuter and cleaner fatties over the slobs

 

[scallion]

Question to the Gibes-thread-elders: has Kevin ever referred to himself using that hateful T-slur before? Or has he read the Farms so much that he internalized transmisogyny?

He's called himself an "idiot tranny" before, can't find where at

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

tfw it only takes 3 years to be an elder in the troon communty.

I didn't know it was 41% annually...

 

[Miss Misery]

They don't need a new term for it.

What the troons have reinvented is the conjugal visit trailer.

We call them "love shacks".

 

[2 Guys 1 Amhole]

If it wasn't for Penny managing his life he would be living on the street.

Naw, he’d probably be living with his mom. I’d be willing to bet that his ex gf paid/took care of all their bills. This guy doesn’t strike me as the type to have ever taken care of himself, and when you’re living on the street you’ve gotta manage yourself at least a little bit or die.

Yeah, you’ve got a good point there, Kevin. Cishets typically have higher standards than unemployed manlets with no future prospects. You queers really know how to lick the scum off the bottom of the barrel. Really showed us.

 

[moonchild]

lol

there's always hot gays that want to fuck you when you have zero standards or self respect

tfw it only takes 3 years to be an elder in the troon communty.

hey, most don't live that long! three years as a troon is a legit achievement

Kevin gaslighting more troons into getting the chop with this cursed tweet. This unfortunate tranny has a consultation with a surgeon coming up. Another one bites the dust I guess.


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"you do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts"

 

[the khat quaffer]

Cope
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Kevin, you mangled animal, you mistake of God. Nobody assumes you're having sex. Ever. The closest you came in the last several years is awkwardly bumping the wedge against your decrepit tunnel... and that required the assistance of viagra pills. That's likely going to be the highlight of your sexual exploits from now until you (or Bonnie) put yourself out of your misery and become alpaca chow.

Fuck off with the whole "reee i don't get to have underwear time because theres no room at the tranch!!" nigger, you could live in the fucking playboy mansion and you still wouldn't be getting clopped in your rotted innards. Come on - you freaking live with Penny, your sex fantasy mistress and you're STILL not getting fucked. It's not like Penny couldn't at least try to get his ball-less slim jim in you. The reason you're not having sex is because you're a repulsive, hulking ball of turds and fetishes with no modesty filter whatsoever that's single-handedly setting tranny rights back a whole century. (Actually thanks for that by the way.) And you don't even dilate every day like you're supposed to. A woman that has never once practiced vaginal hygiene is infinitely more appetizing than you on your cleanest day.

You're never going to have sex. Your axe wound's destiny is to seal up permanently moments after secreting a few last dying bits of orange crust before you find another willing human to even attempt to fuck you.

 

[Love Thug's Hate]

tfw it only takes 3 years to be an elder in the troon communty.

Surviving that much with an open rotting axe wound between your legs and not committing suicide is quite an achievement in trans community

 

[Trianon]

Kevin gaslighting more troons into getting the chop with this cursed tweet. This unfortunate tranny has a consultation with a surgeon coming up. Another one bites the dust I guess.
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Kevvie desires to have a fat, bald man sit on his face.
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Spoiler: man ass

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Pressing doubt on self-lubricating, choosing to believe he's lying and not that it actually secretes unnamable fluid.

 

[Torque Wheeler]

Is the fluid from the stink ditch...
Sweat?
Pus?
Piss??

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Is the fluid from the stink ditch...
Sweat?
Pus?
Piss??

Or seminal fluid if the prostate is intact or intestinal mucus in cases of sigmoid colon "vaginoplasty".

 

[the khat quaffer]

Is the fluid from the stink ditch...
Sweat?
Pus?
Piss??

When fistula times come, you can add 'feces' and 'blood' to the list.

 

[Great President of McHell]

Is the fluid from the stink ditch...
Sweat?
Pus?
Piss??

All of the above

 

[Flour]

I would like to inform Kevin that there won't be any Metroid Amiibos after the revolution.

 

[AssignedEva]

Kev want to pennywise to build a rapeshed

The "issue" with trannyshack is not "too many cooks". Although reducing the amount of people involved with it would probably reduce the taxpayer burden on trauma therapy.
Also I don't know if he's come up in the thread before, but "The Crystal Storm" who supposedly is "good at building sheds" appears to have just built one pergola out of a kit.

Which admittedly is a lot more than Kevin could do, but otherwise Crystal has an etsy store selling bits of wood with nails in.

Spoiler: Bonus

Here is Crystal "doing burlesque" on stage in Seattle, dressed as a character from The Venture Bros and dry humping a doll. He made the doll and the costume, so I guess there's that.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Question to the Gibes-thread-elders: has Kevin ever referred to himself using that hateful T-slur before? Or has he read the Farms so much that he internalized transmisogyny?

He's called himself tranny a few times. For example:

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1394417389157064707 (Archive)

Now, you may be asking yourself, "Why is a man who exclusively sucks dicks talking about reclaiming the word 'dyke'?" Well, my friend, welcome to post modernism. Where words have no meaning and grunting and pointing would be more helpful and descriptive.

One day, I hope this will have search results.

 

[funny amogus haha]

The "issue" with trannyshack is not "too many cooks". Although reducing the amount of people involved with it would probably reduce the taxpayer burden on trauma therapy.
Also I don't know if he's come up in the thread before, but "The Crystal Storm" who supposedly is "good at building sheds" appears to have just built one pergola out of a kit.
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Which admittedly is a lot more than Kevin could do, but otherwise Crystal has an etsy store selling bits of wood with nails in.
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Spoiler: Bonus

Here is Crystal "doing burlesque" on stage in Seattle, dressed as a character from The Venture Bros and dry humping a doll. He made the doll and the costume, so I guess there's that.
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"Happy birthday, I bought you tetanus."

 

[RazorBackBacon]

"good at building sheds"

The mind boggles at who might be *bad* at building a *shed*.