Orbiter Alexander Matthew Bruce Vickers / Xander / The Demon Baby / "Ralphababy" - Genetical Spawn of the Gunt. Ralph's paper abortion.

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I hope Xander gets adopted out by Faith who is too stupid to raise a child, and ends up adopted by a gay interracial couple, but a ridiculously normal one where both of them have doctorates and one of them is a preacher and the other one a doctor, and grows up an athletic heterosexual male who fights for tolerance when he is not winning Olympic Gold Medals.

And I hope Ralph lives just long enough to see his son win the first Gold Medal right before he dies of congestive heart failure, never having met his own son.
 
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Lobster Cult High Priest said:
Ralph will be lucky if he is Alive for Xander’s grade 8 graduation
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Ralph will be luck if Xander was ever born. I agree with HardR.
TheHardR said:
how did she loose all the baby weight so fast he face looks thinner than it ever was. THE BABY IS DEAD. They are hoping all the shit does down. Also no mention from the gunt on visiting his "child" any more HMMMMM
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THE DEMON BABY IS DEAD! WE DID IT, JESUS!
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Not only has she updated her profile picture and cover photo on Facebook, she has dropped the "19 year old mama" description from her bio.
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None of this is conclusive mind you, but now the possibility does grow a tiny bit stronger that she lost it.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Oh how I wish they’d live-streamed this.

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Going back and looking at this post, was there any proof faith actually posted this? Or was it just a shoop or a baby shower with the same name? This was only back in May, it would be bizarre to have a miscarriage that late in pregnancy, wouldn't it?
 
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SupremeGuntleman said:
Going back and looking at this post, was there any proof faith actually posted this? Or was it just a shoop or a baby shower with the same name? This was only back in May, it would be bizarre to have a miscarriage that late in pregnancy, wouldn't it?
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It’s only a miscarriage if it happens before 20 weeks, after 20 weeks it’s called a stillbirth and they are more common than you think. You basically go through the entire process of childbirth to deliver a dead baby. It’s pretty awful.
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
"You're only 5'1"? Some ralphamale you are" Xander said as he pushed his manlet father to the ground.
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Xander at 30 "what is a dial leases, can't you get an uber?"

Shiggy Diggster said:
If Ralph's son died from the coof shot, he would be raising hell about it just for the exposure.
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Precisely, he'll be ranting about how he was in the right to refuse the jab despite the lack of needles to penetrate his pig skin and he'll probably cite 10 DailyMail tier "sources".
 
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AltisticRight said:
Precisely, he'll be ranting about how he was in the right to refuse the jab despite the lack of needles to penetrate his pig skin and he'll probably cite 10 DailyMail tier "sources".
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:optimistic: No, sir. He will try to recall TWO WHOLE Daily Mail titles as to why he won't give money to Pfizer this time around.
 
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Shiggy Diggster said:
If Ralph's son died from the coof shot, he would be raising hell about it just for the exposure.
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The only thing that would be more surprising than everyone being private about the baby’s birth, would be everyone being quiet about it’s demise.

Besides there would be a death notice published in the local newspaper if that
occurred. There is no requirement for birth notices, but there is for death.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
The only thing that would be more surprising than everyone being private about the baby’s birth, would be everyone being quiet about it’s demise.

Besides there would be a death notice published in the local newspaper if that
occurred. There is no requirement for birth notices, but there is for death.
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In California?
 
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AltisticRight said:
Xander at 30 "what is a dial leases, can't you get an uber?"


Precisely, he'll be ranting about how he was in the right to refuse the jab despite the lack of needles to penetrate his pig skin and he'll probably cite 10 DailyMail tier "sources".
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Well that's exactly why they likely had him agree to never talk about them again, which seems to be the case.
 
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