Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Iron Hamster]

A new low for fats. Too bad his doctor allegedly punted him weeks ago.

 

[Chicken Picnic]

NAFLD is completely reversible with weight loss, just like type 2 diabetes can go into remission with weight loss.

The absolute state of this twat trying to act like all these conditions are life ruining, whilst being offered a literal way out through WLS that some people would probably kill for.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

NAFLD is completely reversible with weight loss, just like type 2 diabetes can go into remission with weight loss.

The absolute state of this twat trying to act like all these conditions are life ruining, whilst being offered a literal way out through WLS that some people would probably kill for.

Well, he's gonna lose some weight for sure, just not the way he should.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

At long last, it's time for the quarterfinal round and the conference championships! Today you shall pick the four competitors who will represent their conferences as they attempt to take it all. It's a big responsibility, but you've proven you're more than up to the task. Let's begin.

Wonder Woman Conference: #1 Arms Crossed vs. #2 Rigid Tiger (variant B)

Arms Crossed comes in as the favorite after easily dispatching Just Pissed Off, while Rigid Tiger advances after beating Come Hither in a squeaker. Who will be the last Wonder Woman standing?

Deformed Weasels Conference: #1 Horrifying Titty Creature vs. #10 Tiger on Meth

Tiger on Meth has been the Cinderella story of this tournament, but she meets her most formidable opponent yet in the unholy visage of Horrifying Titty Creature.

Gneech Atrocities Conference: #1 Gneech II vs. #2 Gneech III

The Gneech I series is out of the tournament for good, as we await the Battle of the AGP Smirks between the anatomically dubious Gneech II and the enraging Gneech III for the title of Queen of the Gneeches.

Troon Atrocities Conference: #4 Shushing Pervert vs. #6 Man in a Dress


In the biggest upset of the Shit Sixteen round, Shushing Pervert absolutely dominated top-seeded eldritch horror I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream. But can the Perv stay on track against the reliable performer Man in a Dress? Stay tuned!

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Vote by posting here or PMing me, etc., etc. Go to it.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I demand a recount! No way pedo tiger lost. That's tiger on meth after the bender.

DD1, EE10, FF2, GG4

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

I bet if Lou did get the surgery he would beat its best attempts to help him lose weight just like WingsOfRedemption did.

 

[Loona]

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At long last, it's time for the quarterfinal round and the conference championships! Today you shall pick the four competitors who will represent their conferences as they attempt to take it all. It's a big responsibility, but you've proven you're more than up to the task. Let's begin.

Wonder Woman Conference: #1 Arms Crossed vs. #2 Rigid Tiger (variant B)
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Arms Crossed comes in as the favorite after easily dispatching Just Pissed Off, while Rigid Tiger advances after beating Come Hither in a squeaker. Who will be the last Wonder Woman standing?

Deformed Weasels Conference: #1 Horrifying Titty Creature vs. #10 Tiger on Meth
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Tiger on Meth has been the Cinderella story of this tournament, but she meets her most formidable opponent yet in the unholy visage of Horrifying Titty Creature.

Gneech Atrocities Conference: #1 Gneech II vs. #2 Gneech III
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The Gneech I series is out of the tournament for good, as we await the Battle of the AGP Smirks between the anatomically dubious Gneech II and the enraging Gneech III for the title of Queen of the Gneeches.

Troon Atrocities Conference: #4 Shushing Pervert vs. #6 Man in a Dress
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In the biggest upset of the Shit Sixteen round, Shushing Pervert absolutely dominated top-seeded eldritch horror I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream. But can the Perv stay on track against the reliable performer Man in a Dress? Stay tuned!

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Vote by posting here or PMing me, etc., etc. Go to it.

DD: Rigid Tiger (variant B)
EE: Horrifying Titty Creature
FF: Gneech III
GG: Man in a Dress

 

[Stalphos Johnson]

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At long last, it's time for the quarterfinal round and the conference championships! Today you shall pick the four competitors who will represent their conferences as they attempt to take it all. It's a big responsibility, but you've proven you're more than up to the task. Let's begin.

Wonder Woman Conference: #1 Arms Crossed vs. #2 Rigid Tiger (variant B)
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Arms Crossed comes in as the favorite after easily dispatching Just Pissed Off, while Rigid Tiger advances after beating Come Hither in a squeaker. Who will be the last Wonder Woman standing?

Deformed Weasels Conference: #1 Horrifying Titty Creature vs. #10 Tiger on Meth
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Tiger on Meth has been the Cinderella story of this tournament, but she meets her most formidable opponent yet in the unholy visage of Horrifying Titty Creature.

Gneech Atrocities Conference: #1 Gneech II vs. #2 Gneech III
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The Gneech I series is out of the tournament for good, as we await the Battle of the AGP Smirks between the anatomically dubious Gneech II and the enraging Gneech III for the title of Queen of the Gneeches.

Troon Atrocities Conference: #4 Shushing Pervert vs. #6 Man in a Dress
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In the biggest upset of the Shit Sixteen round, Shushing Pervert absolutely dominated top-seeded eldritch horror I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream. But can the Perv stay on track against the reliable performer Man in a Dress? Stay tuned!

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Vote by posting here or PMing me, etc., etc. Go to it.

Put me down for DD2, EE10, FF2, GG4.

 

[Minister Burroughs]

No way Lou'd ever get the surgery; he probably considers such a thing beneath him. He chose his elephantine bulk and he shall keep it, which shall make for a lovely ending to our little fable here. Will he die before page 1500? Page 2000? Surely the wings of merciful death beat closer every day... let's hope his scythe doesn't get stuck inside our Lou's lard-covered organs.
Votes:
DD: 2 Rigid Tiger Variant B
EE: 1 Horrifying Titty Creature (I still don't know what it is but I don't like the way it's staring at me)
FF: 2 Gneech II (by a hair)
GG: 6 Man in a Dress ( I Can't Believe it's not Parody!)

 

[Aunt Carol]

I am waiting for Lou to crowdfund a not-medically-indicated mobility scooter, chosen by him and not fit correctly for his personal height and ass.

He could get a sturdy, used one from craigslist for the price of a tablet or two--someone's grandma is always dying--or he could scratch that unboxing itch with a cheap new one from an infomercial or the back of Parade magazine, the kind of scooter with "NOT A FDA LICENSED MOBILITY AID" disclaimers all over the ad.

Either way, once you choose to sit down, you've ended your walking days forever. After that, the hits just keep coming.

 

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

I demand a recount! No way pedo tiger lost. That's tiger on meth after the bender.

DD1, EE10, FF2, GG4

Oh please, Pedo Tiger had it's chance. There's only room enough for ONE Tiger on Meth in this tournament!

DD: Rigig Tiger B
EE: Tiger on Meth
FF: Gneech III
GG: Man in a Dress

 

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Archive.

 

[Mal0]

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well lou, you said you would eat even if it meant losing your body parts.

something something grave something future you chose

 

[Spoonomancer]

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"Benign liver disease, had it for years" "a medical scare" literally after I had pointed this out lmao

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Don't worry about it fatty. he's her responsibility. You have proven you can't even take care of yourself.

 

[Troon Destroyer]

1. DD - Rigid Tiger
2. EE - Titty Monster
3. FF - Gneech 3
4. GG - Man in a Dress

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

• DD: Arms Crossed
• EE: Tiger On Meth
• FF: Gneech 3
• GG: Man in a Dress

 

[Pond Scum]

DD: Arms Crossed
EE: Horrifying Titty Creature
FF: Gneech 2
GG: Shushing Pervert

 

[In the Sick of It]

DD1
EE1
FF2
GG6

Lou is fat and no one will have sex with him because he refuses every chance to lose weight and become a healthy, productive member of society, even though this is all offered to him for free.

 

[Spunt]

DD - 1. Arms Crossed. it looks like a mouse with a goatee.
EE - 1. Meth tiger manages to have every one of its facial features facing a different way, but Horrifying Titty Creature looks like something out of Rimworld and gets my vote.
FF - 1. Both faces are equally punchable, but Gneech II has horrible colours and looks like a sumo wrestler.
GG - 6. I like the way Man in a Dress' eyes are begging you to end its pain. Not till after the semi-finals.