The Super Best Friends Super Best Griefing Thread - Matt's a cuck, Liam is a bitch, Pat's a loony and Woolie's Way is now trademarked

Simply compare Pat's tired cynicism to Matt & Liam getting legit hype over the latest Nintendo Direct:


Huh? Youtubers having fun with game announcements? What an intriguing, refreshing concept!

Also, Matt guessing the new Smash guest character from just a couple of frames got a chuckle out of me.
Them having fun getting excited and laughing at stupid shit is entertaining. But fuck i still cannot stand those 2 just their voices and how they talk is so fucking annoying. Is it so hard for Pat and Woolie to joke around get excited and have fun watching a stream like this.

Its kind of funny i think Matt and Liam are overly positive at points and someone to be a little more negative would be great to balance them out.
 
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Pat and Woolie nowadays often act like caricature mid-to-high school bullies where they think getting excited and hype for stuff is lame, instead opting out to tryhard being cool at all times by only being either low energy mode or bashing and complaining.

IDGAF about Nintendo Direct, but it's nice to see that Matt and Liam do and make videos about it together. I think their friendship will last, unlike Pat and Woolie who just seem to be at "tolerating coworker" level of relationship at this point.
 
Lmao. There are no influencers that are valuable to Nintendo. Like at all. They're a company that can literally tank through anything and come out smelling like roses. Their fans and influencers might as well be guardsmen to them.

Remember the big drama with Pokemon Sword and Shield? How we were all gonna boycott it because they cut tons of content? Then they sold a combined 10 billion copies. They also have the worst online service, almost never lower the price of their games, never port their first parties to any other console and have crushed more user created content into the dust than any other video game company. And all of that means jack shit. They are bulletproof.

Ignoring the fact that it's cute anime girls vs your average streamer whose a fat retard generally, Vtubers have to be professional, especially ones that are affiliated with a larger brand like Hololive, Nijisani or even Vshojo.

It's ok for them to rage, make the occasional wink wink lewd joke and freak out on occasion but above all else, they need to be professionals. Because it's actually a job for them. A job they got hired for, one they need actual skill to do (Pretty much all of them can sing and most can draw pretty well) and one that, if they fuck up with they will get their ass shitcanned so fucking fast and replaced with another girl hungry to be the next big sensation.

As an aside, as hugboxy as stuff like Hololive fans can be, positivity and generally having a great time, even if its with a shit game will always net more viewers than being a big old sourpuss like so many old hack personalities are. Being negative all the time just makes you depressed as well and at some point, most people will realize that and just stop being interested in angry old streamers.
Thats not true like at all.
Nintendo can clear fuck things up as they did with the 64, gamecube and wii u.
But not for any of the reasons you pointed
 
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Pat and Woolie nowadays often act like caricature mid-to-high school bullies where they think getting excited and hype for stuff is lame, instead opting out to tryhard being cool at all times by only being either low energy mode or bashing and complaining.
To be fair I think they are trying to go after the fake reaction culture that tries to hype everything up despite not knowing much about the games themselves, which I'm fine with especally for E3 but fuck are Pat and woolie the wrong people do that.
Pat bought and refunded the game as some sort of dig at TPC but that still counts towards a sale of a product, 99% of people who were mad about S&S bought it because they always do. It's a meme in the pokemon community that "You will buy it anyways" and they did. People are incapable of just not buying something.
I don't get why people like pat if they really want to damage sales or whatever just got the games used instead of buying it new. Not only do you not contribute to sales but you also get to keep 20 dollars. I get for pat it was because he wanted to "Make a stand/statement" but for pokefags I see nothing to be lost here other than FoMO since even in the 3ds days X and Y would still had a lively community post SUMO launch. Hell I needed Swsh for a project I was working on that's exactly what I did personally (not that my single sale matters but it's the principle of the thing).
I'm looking forward to when Legends comes out and the staff at Gamefreak were crunched for 2 years again and the game still has bad framerates because people are incapable of understanding the actual problems and complain about something irrelevant.
if they don't improve the FPS for their most interesting looking game since the DS era it will be funny and shitposting will be on overdrive
"The 30 FPS project has started"
"PLS UNDERSTAND TPC IS A SMALL INDIE MULTINATIONAL CORPERATION"
 
To be fair I think they are trying to go after the fake reaction culture that tries to hype everything up despite not knowing much about the games themselves, which I'm fine with especally for E3 but fuck are Pat and woolie the wrong people do that.
I wasn't talking about just the E3 thing, I was also talking about stuff like Woolie refusing to give the audience what they want in terms of LP content and actively shitting on popular stuff for no reason *cough* Arkham Asylum *cough*
 
I wasn't talking about just the E3 thing, I was also talking about stuff like Woolie refusing to give the audience what they want in terms of LP content and actively shitting on popular stuff for no reason *cough* Arkham Asylum *cough*
But don't you see? Arkham is bad because Woolie can't just effortlessly button mash his way to victory and has too many Bane clones thrown at him. Also it's not a fighting game.
 
Pat and Woolie nowadays often act like caricature mid-to-high school bullies where they think getting excited and hype for stuff is lame, instead opting out to tryhard being cool at all times by only being either low energy mode or bashing and complaining.
Unless it's something they like and then EVERYBODY GET IN HERE, COOL NEW FIGHTING GAME WITH GOOD NETCODE and a trash lobby system.

Also christ, Matt and Liam need better mics. Which is weird because they DID have passable mics for streaming/videos, so I don't know what the hell happened with their Direct VOD.
 
If I recall correctly Pat's whole thing is "It's okay to be cynical about things being good because if I was right then I feel good but if I was wrong then hey something cool to enjoy" but like everyone has already said he's just become a dime a dozen tired jaded asshole internet personality.
Pretty much. Pat moved on from NeoGaf and now gets his opinions and shtick from his twitter crowd.
 
Simply compare Pat's tired cynicism to Matt & Liam getting legit hype over the latest Nintendo Direct:


Huh? Youtubers having fun with game announcements? What an intriguing, refreshing concept!

Also, Matt guessing the new Smash guest character from just a couple of frames got a chuckle out of me.
I would be more impressed with this if I knew Matt was actually going to play any of the games. 40 year old shill for a video game company when he doesn't even play video games anymore, fucking sad.
 
I would be more impressed with this if I knew Matt was actually going to play any of the games. 40 year old shill for a video game company when he doesn't even play video games anymore, fucking sad.
Oh, he still does play games but only if they take 10 hours or less to finish and if he sees a game he's interested in is longer than that then he'll complain on Twitter.
 
Oh, he still does play games but only if they take 10 hours or less to finish and if he sees a game he's interested in is longer than that then he'll complain on Twitter.
Sure but thats what made him interesting for the podcast , you had pat who would rather play a 100 hour game and then matt who would rather play 20 games that last about 5 hours
 
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I don't 16 minute's worth care to fact check you on that, that's not actually what Woolie is getting at, is it?
I'll admit I overreacted a bit, but in the first six minutes Pat goes on how the black party member is based on the classic Final Fantasy black mage and how the designers are not sensitive to the subject and how the white mage will most likely be an arian uberman.
 
Matt is actually getting stuff done despite his videos being autistic as fuck with him playing off himself like in the Gex video.
You somehow missed that Matt is a confirmed cuck. Pat is also likely cucked but at least he and Paige somehow haven't let it completely slip like Matt and his retarded wife did.

Other than that, not really a ton of Matt content discussed here because it's bland and forgettable.
 
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