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Do you guys see these viewers of Phil staying on YouTube in the long-run? Cuz I don't. I think Phil's killing his viewerbase because he's too afraid of trolls, which is hilarious.

I guess Phil will either be back on Twitch in some months, or we'll see him spiraling out of control in some never before seen ultra-begging mode because his viewers are disappearing.
 
Do you guys see these viewers of Phil staying on YouTube in the long-run? Cuz I don't. I think Phil's killing his viewerbase because he's too afraid of trolls, which is hilarious.

I guess Phil will either be back on Twitch in some months, or we'll see him spiraling out of control in some never before seen ultra-begging mode because his viewers are disappearing.
DSP is a fundamental aspect of the lives of the paypigs he has left, they aren't going anywhere.
I do love how OIC finally got his modship that he paid seven-thousand dollars for but with nothing to moderate. He's so bored he's literally sitting there talking to himself. Never underestimate the autism of DSP viewers.
 
Do you guys see these viewers of Phil staying on YouTube in the long-run? Cuz I don't. I think Phil's killing his viewerbase because he's too afraid of trolls, which is hilarious.

I guess Phil will either be back on Twitch in some months, or we'll see him spiraling out of control in some never before seen ultra-begging mode because his viewers are disappearing.
At this point, I don't speculate anymore. Let the autism train run out of steam until the inevitable heart attack live on stream.
 
So, lets have a bit of fun.

Looking back at Phil's "life", what moment would you say started the snowball effect of everything else just getting worse and worse for him? Would it be the first time he took out a loan? Used a credit card? trolled people on the old fighting forums? Getting fired from his last employer? Treating John Rambo & Howard like shit? Not getting a capture card & green screen? Leanna ending it with him? Gout?

Personally... I think it was the Jews remark. Ever since then, it's just been getting worse and worse, lead to a lot of things happening. Curious to see what you guys think Phils major mistake was?
Like others have said, Phil's parents. A 30-something year old man who thinks the Wolverine story was just fine to tell everyone requires a ridiculous amount of coddling, undisciplined parenting. They are the ones that started the train of Phil never facing repercussions for his actions. It's suggested that Dave finally put his foot down lately, but I'm skeptical, and it's a decade too late regardless.

The next biggest culprit was Youtube's awful algorithm allowing Phil to effectively win the lottery spamming trash videos. This was the perfect continuation to enable Phil's warped behaviors. His autistic schedule adherence while providing zero effort into the quality of his work. It allowed Phil to "live" in his own cocoon for the rest of his life, which is what he's always really wanted.
 
3 words outta this entire tweet made me laugh the most and lines right up with Phil's affinity -dare I say?- towards inanimate objects being sentient. The classic dsp quotes "game did that by it self!" or any or no button presses "I pressed jump! Game does what it wants! I was blocking" shit like that but anyway back to the 3 words "... WITHOUT MY PERMISSION" it's a fucking video game, Phil!

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Easily my favorite part of Phil's gameplay is his incessant hatred/fear of this otherworldly "Game". The Game did this. I PRESSED B AND THE GAME TOLD ME I DIDN'T. It's so funny to me I don't know why. Sometimes I catch myself doing it when playing a rage-inducing game and it instantly cheers me up and makes me laugh when I realize I'm acting like Phil.
In the TIHYDP Counterstrike, he unironically says "The game gave him a headshot even though he wasn't aiming." it's sublime Phil, this mild skill wall is actually a conspiracy that plots against his enjoyment. The Game knows what it's doing.

never played a GG game or played strive but knows how it feels to play the game cause pros aren't playing it except the ones who are because it's accessible but also too hard for new people. Sadly I know what tweet he's referencing, Max (yes he's still dick riding max) he's referencing this but since phil is a barely functioning meat bag he missed the context and like hours of tweets back and forth discussing this


he could be also talking about this but he talked in so many circle I'm 99.9% sure he didn't even know what he was saying at the end of it.

GG Strive is the best fighting game in a long time for scrubs. It has an extensive tutorial with a lot of love put in so you can learn everything from options to oki to hit confirm to cancels to basic BnBs. The floor system is relaxed and fun so you can fight people at your level and learn. If you've ever thought about getting into fighting games but were too intimidated by the skill-gap and learning curve GGS is a perfect game to start. Phil will play VF5 which is a very technical game because it's free so he gets to dunk on random fratbros on their fifteenth beer buttonmashing, but he won't touch GGS which is far easier to learn because it has tutorials on blocking high and low so the scrubs will be able to recognize his basic bitch gameplay and respond.
 
Do you guys see these viewers of Phil staying on YouTube in the long-run? Cuz I don't. I think Phil's killing his viewerbase because he's too afraid of trolls, which is hilarious.

I guess Phil will either be back on Twitch in some months, or we'll see him spiraling out of control in some never before seen ultra-begging mode because his viewers are disappearing.
Phil doesn't care about or want viewers, all he needs is his whales to come up with at least $150k every year so he can feed his family.
 
DSP is a fundamental aspect of the lives of the paypigs he has left, they aren't going anywhere.
I do love how OIC finally got his modship that he paid seven-thousand dollars for but with nothing to moderate. He's so bored he's literally sitting there talking to himself. Never underestimate the autism of DSP viewers.
Did anyone attempt to ask a whale how they got pignosis and became fans of the Lord of Gout on the first place?
 
So, lets have a bit of fun.

Looking back at Phil's "life", what moment would you say started the snowball effect of everything else just getting worse and worse for him? Would it be the first time he took out a loan? Used a credit card? trolled people on the old fighting forums? Getting fired from his last employer? Treating John Rambo & Howard like shit? Not getting a capture card & green screen? Leanna ending it with him? Gout?

Personally... I think it was the Jews remark. Ever since then, it's just been getting worse and worse, lead to a lot of things happening. Curious to see what you guys think Phils major mistake was?
When he moved to WA. He paid off all his debt while in CT. He went into massive debt with the move and it spiraled from there.
 
So, lets have a bit of fun.

Looking back at Phil's "life", what moment would you say started the snowball effect of everything else just getting worse and worse for him? Would it be the first time he took out a loan? Used a credit card? trolled people on the old fighting forums? Getting fired from his last employer? Treating John Rambo & Howard like shit? Not getting a capture card & green screen? Leanna ending it with him? Gout?

Personally... I think it was the Jews remark. Ever since then, it's just been getting worse and worse, lead to a lot of things happening. Curious to see what you guys think Phils major mistake was?
I think it was the move to Washington that really screwed him. Imagine if he was still in the CT condo. No second mortage and second set of HOA fees, smaller mortgage on his place, only one internet line, no overpriced furniture on the credit card, less space to fill up with junk that he can blow money on. He would have been able to weather his financial storms much better.

Now, knowing Phil, he still would have been in crisis mode due to making a different set of stupid decisions in this alternate timeline, but I think overall he would be in a much better position and wouldn't have had to file bankruptcy.
 
Look at those 2 books below the tv, this must be a low key troll effort.
So… the artist didn’t even attempt to portray any sort of depth in the picture between the TV and Phil, so it looks like this faintly Japanese version of DSP is playing video games next to a table with a random backwards TV set up. Just one more piece of exceptional fan art from DSP’s small army of misfit retards.
 
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