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TheKatIsNowGone said:
Also him looking like a twink in the photo, though they could have made his beard more patchy. It's great DSP responded to the dick by saying it's just a tan vest and looks just like all the other vests. Funny, doesn't seem to have arm holes like the other vests...

Seriously there's no way you can't see that as a dick so the question is: is Phil deluding himself into thinking it's really not a dick or is he just so desperate for fan art he's stooping to taking detractor art?

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The dick isn't even the gayest part of this picture.
 
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Leanna is the catalyst for the modern pathetic state of DSP. It's not even anything from her own doing either besides leaving him. I am fairly certain Leanna was the first girlfriend DSP ever had, and if we're being honest she was way outside of his league. She was a bit annoying sure, but she was also decently cute and having her massively inflated DSP's ego. When she first showed up he used to parade her around like some sort of trophy, and instantly started acting superior to his audience. His behavior post-Panda directly led to many new detractors being made.

DSP is insecure though. He KNEW Leanna was out of his league. So this led to him spending a fuck load of money to keep her around. The sad thing is, that I personally believe she wasn't a gold digger and that she actually loved him. She was incredibly immature though which would eventually be their relationships downfall. But at the time, him taking her out to expensive dinners and weekend vacations made her feel special, and gave her a lifestyle that she wasn't close to having without him. Leanna's pursuit of a lifestyle is what led them to moving to Seattle. He bought the gout mansion because his jailbait girlfriend was a hipster and thought Seattle was cool. The tax thing is 90% bullshit. He moved cross country with her with the promises of living in her dream destination and both of them having their own businesses that operated out of the gout mansion. This is the period where his financial situation became fucked. Look back at the vlogs he was making with her around this time and see how much money he was dropping trying to impress her. Not even counting the gout mansion, he was spending thousands on new furniture and shit like steak dinners and all of the supplies needed for her to have her soap store.

The excessive spending would be the downfall of their relationship. Once DSP made Leanna get a job she matured quickly. Her dream of having a soap empire was destroyed and she was now working at a shitty retail job all day long, then going home to cook for Phil and clean up after him at night. You could literally see the resentment building within her in real time. When she left DSP, she took his soul. He would never be the same man after that because he knew how bad he fucked up in the pursuit of her pussy. This would lead to him making an even bigger mistake when he married Khet.

Khet is homely and has the personality of cardboard, but she is also a warm body and that is more than DSP thought he'd get again after Leanna left him. That rushed marriage was an obvious sign of desperation on both of their parts. To make matters worse, Khet's existence has made DSP's khantent infinitely worse. Leanna was enthusiastic about video making and was an active participant. Khet has an anxiety attack just from appearing on camera and has forced DSP to start having the personality of a 70 year old cat lady. So because of this we now get "chill stream" DSP who has sat in his dark room for so long that his skin is becoming translucent. He doesn't really even rage or make edgy jokes anymore because his horse doesn't approve of that. He hardly never makes vlogs or non-streaming videos anymore because his horse is camera shy.

In short, don't simp for a panda because you'll end up with a horse.
 
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UncleFuckAss said:
He hardly never makes vlogs or non-streaming videos anymore because his horse is camera shy.
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That, and letting everyone see all the useless junk piling up in his house would completely demolish his already-flimsy "I need money for muh bills!" bullshit.
The Kat marriage also began his downward spiral into being the e-beggar he is today. Once he realized that he could get away with guilt-tripping people into hitting arbitrary goals, it's been a drug that he physically can't get by without. The excuses have gone from hysterical to "...meh, this is the money I need and you're not allowed to question it."
 
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Paladin Derich said:
IIRC she was offering the pussy on a platter, but "muh stream". Plus the hospital thing. I would say he couldn't balance work and pussy.
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Ah the classic bardic tale of balancing the pussy. Old as time and never irrelevant. Then again it’s a lot easier when you actually have a drive and actually want to be with said person rather than just sitting on a stream with a bunch of dudes who constantly ask you about your favorite food or what you’re having for dinner.
Lucky for him wwe champions will always be there….for a cost
 
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My personal view is that after panda, you can see the difference in phils attitude and demeanor. Panda was the equivalent of a gamer girl for phil, they played together and hell i bet they could make convos about it, but with khet i feel is the polar opposite. Hell you can see it in how he refers to his family and wife when he talks about them, almost as if hes forcing it cause appearances. The opposite applies to panda, she grew up, matured like an actual fucking adult and now she's living her life on her terms and hell she looks a little prettier now, meanwhile phil is living in a perpetual existence of debts, champions and gacha addictions as has slowly digs the whole deeper.
 
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LoveXbeet said:
His wife might get jealous of the pixels
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The fact that he has to bring up this waifu culture disgust every time someone asks him a question related to female and/or anime characters and how romancing with a female character is the equivalent of cheating on your significant other, demonstrates that he's very insecure about with his relationship with khat.
 
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Flavius Anthemius said:
The fact that he has to bring up this waifu culture disgust every time someone asks him a question related to female and/or anime characters and how romancing with a female character is the equivalent of cheating on your significant other, demonstrates that he's very insecure about with his relationship with khat.
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I think that’s why he creates these arbitrary goals he’s trying not to pay bills but continue this spoiling lavish lifestyle in order to make sure Kat doesn’t leave him like Panda did.
 
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00R-Gundam said:
My personal view is that after panda, you can see the difference in phils attitude and demeanor. Panda was the equivalent of a gamer girl for phil, they played together and hell i bet they could make convos about it, but with khet i feel is the polar opposite. Hell you can see it in how he refers to his family and wife when he talks about them, almost as if hes forcing it cause appearances. The opposite applies to panda, she grew up, matured like an actual fucking adult and now she's living her life on her terms and hell she looks a little prettier now, meanwhile phil is living in a perpetual existence of debts, champions and gacha addictions as has slowly digs the whole deeper.
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A big piece of me hopes Leanna reads the farms from time to time just for a dopamine hit but she’s definitely not enough of a degenerate to do that.
 
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Pandalee’s Tits said:
A big piece of me hopes Leanna reads the farms from time to time just for a dopamine hit but she’s definitely not enough of a degenerate to do that.
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Personally is better that she completely separates from the tism vortex that is dsp. Although a part of me secretly wants her to drop behind the scenes things of when they were together.
 
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00R-Gundam said:
Personally is better that she completely separates from the tism vortex that is dsp. Although a part of me secretly wants her to drop behind the scenes things of when they were together.
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Maybe that's where his money goes. Hush-money payoffs.
 
Massive clown mode with no reason at all tonight. Then, GaryBKK tipped $190. It's weird that this guy waits to see how the stream is going before tipping the remaining.

Anyway, don't care who this guy is, but it's obvious that he talks to Phil before, telling him when he's gonna tip the entire tips goal. Also, I think this guy is tipping on CoD streams mainly now, which may explain why he put CoD back on the rotation.

Also, he's fucking wasted tonight.

Edit: "GaryBKK didn't say anything with the tip, he's just generous!"
So one of your biggest whales doesn't even talk to you (at least as far as we can see)? Nice legacy you have there.
 
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UaineRunei said:
Massive clown mode with no reason at all tonight. Then, GaryBKK tipped $190. It's weird that this guy waits to see how the stream is going before tipping the remaining.

Anyway, don't care who this guy is, but it's obvious that he talks to Phil before, telling him when he's gonna tip the entire tips goal. Also, I think this guy is tipping on CoD streams mainly now, which may explain why he put CoD back on the rotation.

Also, he's fucking wasted tonight.

Edit: "GaryBKK didn't say anything with the tip, he's just generous!"
So one of your biggest whales don't even talk to you (at least what we can see)? Nice legacy you have there.
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It don’t matter how much he tips, and who he is. At the end of the day it always goes to the same hole the same game and does nothing.
 
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