Orbiter The Amberlynn Reid Show Supporting Cast - Because, like any giant planet, she has a lot of orbiters.

[Pixelated Poutine]

IIRC, they made an updates video relatively soon after destiny's mom died (which was just a few months after Dana's mom died). They said their moms were the ones really excited about planning, and now that they're gone... they'll get married at some point. I'm assuming at this point it's money issues and life chaos. Especially since Dana posted some oversharing post about how she's been treating destiny badly.

Thanks for clearing that up! I thought they had a falling out.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

Thanks for clearing that up! I thought they had a falling out.

There's probably some of that, too! In the IG post, which is somewhere in the past couple pages, dana implied that she cheated on destiny, and hasn't been putting effort into the relationship, or something. But she still loves destiny as much as the sand in the ocean, or something nonsensical like that.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

dana implied that she cheated on destiny

How desperate would one have to be to cheat with either of those two fucktards? I just can't imagine, honestly I can't. But I'd love to see a pic of whoever the "marriage buster" is so we could all have a good laugh.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

She still loves destiny as much as the sand in the ocean, or something nonsensical like that.

Trying to take Ambers gig of being the greatest poet since Yeats, brave.

 

[Billie Ross]

I wonder why the wedding fell through.. my curiosity is piqued

They were probably counting on Hambo paying for it or at least keep paying their rent, but looks like the cow is out of milk.

 

[King Fructose]

How desperate would one have to be to cheat with either of those two fucktards? I just can't imagine, honestly I can't. But I'd love to see a pic of whoever the "marriage buster" is so we could all have a good laugh.

After many hours of digging through their social media I *think* I figured out who Dana cheated with.

Spoiler: Dana’s secret lover

 

[Gene's Secret Cat]

After many hours of digging through their social media I *think* I figured out who Dana cheated with.

Spoiler: Dana’s secret lover

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Incest isn't cool, man.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

Incest isn't cool, man.

They're in Kentucky.

 

[Taco Bell Chihuahua]

I wonder why the wedding fell through.. my curiosity is piqued

If we are speculating a bit I’d say it has something to do with the loss of Destiny’s mom. Grief has a polarizing effect on people, and especially couples. It either brings you together or rips you apart.
There’s an old saying; don’t marry someone until you’ve seen them struggle, grieve and ill. I believe there’s a lot of truth to that.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

If we are speculating a bit I’d say it has something to do with the loss of Destiny’s mom. Grief has a polarizing effect on people, and especially couples. It either brings you together or rips you apart.
There’s an old saying; don’t marry someone until you’ve seen them struggle, grieve and ill. I believe there’s a lot of truth to that.

Didn't she die last year?

 

[Taco Bell Chihuahua]

Didn't she die last year?

Yes but I still think it’s related. There’s probably other things too but I think it could be a factor.

 

[Retarded Potato]

After many hours of digging through their social media I *think* I figured out who Dana cheated with.

Spoiler: Dana’s secret lover

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Why did you post a picture of Dana? I don’t get it

 

[nofriendofours]

Wedding was in fact postponed. Though I doubt it will ever happen, much like Amber's wedding.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Wedding was in fact postponed. Though I doubt it will ever happen, much like Amber's wedding.
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Gotta love these gorls and their complete lack of ability to write something coherent and grammatically correct.

 

[Pixelated Poutine]

Wedding was in fact postponed. Though I doubt it will ever happen, much like Amber's wedding.
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My god, the grammar mistakes in this. How do you butcher "there's" so badly??

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

The longer version of the above - my, aren't we a rude cunt?

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

My god, the grammar mistakes in this. How do you butcher "there's" so badly??

Dana was too busy fending off sexual advances from her male relatives to ever concentrate on schoolwork.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

The longer version of the above - my, aren't we a rude cunt?
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I find it perplexing that after posting on The Knot and the internet, telling everyone that they are getting married, she gets high and mighty at people asking her what happened. The proposal is still on The Knot. A simple explanation would have sufficed.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

I find it perplexing that after posting on The Knot and the internet, telling everyone that they are getting married, she gets high and mighty at people asking her what happened. The proposal is still on The Knot. A simple explanation would have sufficed.

It's like the apology to Dana that Dusty shared on Insta instead of saying it to Dana directly. They live in the same goddamn house, ffs. That also inevitably got a lot of "What happened?" comments, which probably got their noses out of joint because, of course "IT'S PRIVATE." I will never understand this need lolcows have to overshare and then expect no questions or backlash. What's the point of doing it in the first place?

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Trouble in paradise it seems!

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

It's like the apology to Dana that Dusty shared on Insta instead of saying it to Dana directly. They live in the same goddamn house, ffs. That also inevitably got a lot of "What happened?" comments, which probably got their noses out of joint because, of course "IT'S PRIVATE." I will never understand this need lolcows have to overshare and then expect no questions or backlash. What's the point of doing it in the first place?

Don't underestimate just how little these stupid fat fucks have to amuse themselves day to day. It's a state of mind that would be difficult to achieve and totally reckless to even attempt.