Dave Brian Muscato / Danielle Tatiana Muscato / Danielle Brian Muscato - Half-Assed Trans Activist, Fully Arrested, Rape Appropriator, Currently Trying to Extort His Parents

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

I agree. He probably tried to do his Karen routine with the cops. Dave found the cops have more leeway to respond to assholes like Dave than a wagecuck at a retail store.

Maybe he "It's MA'AM"ed the arresting officers like he "It's MA'AM"ed and troonsplained that female officer who asked if he had a ding dong.

 

[Windows XP Home Edition]

Our guy got a shave and put on a head wrap!
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He looks like Jack Scalfani if he were to troon out.

 

[PTNR 2.0]

Current legal issues aside, can we all take a moment and appreciate how fucking hilarious it is that this fat bald dude is, on top of everything else hilarious about him, 5'4? Talk about putting the MAN in manlet.

Dave poorly dressing like a woman and trying to use it to get out of interstate drug trafficking charges is one of my top 5 funniest Frank Reynolds from It's Alway Sunny bits, despite not actually being one.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Maybe he "It's MA'AM"ed the arresting officers like he "It's MA'AM"ed and troonsplained that female officer who asked if he had a ding dong.

He probably did it from the moment the arresting officer first pulled him over, saw that he was a man, and referred to him as "sir."

There's nothing in his mugshot to even suggest Dave was trying to present as anything but a dude on the day he was arrested. While driving along, there is no way the officer could have identified him as trans, and thus targeted him for a traffic stop for that reason. Even if Dave is dumb enough to have his car plastered with bumper stickers proclaiming his degeneracy, to look at him nobody would think, "Oh, that must be the tranny all those stickers are about."

So the cop pulls him over, naturally addresses him as "sir," Dave gets shitty and whines that he's a ma'am, and then produces a driver's license with a woman's name, and Female as the sex.

In, shall we say, less-cosmopolitan parts of Tennessee, this isn't going to go over very well. It might even suggest to the cop that something shady is going on. And I rather doubt that Dave was remaining cool, calm, and collected, and came across as honest and forthright, having just been pulled over. His body language, mannerisms, and attitude no doubt gave him away as somebody with something to hide.

So he gets arrested, and during booking and being processed into the jail he got regarded and treated as a man because he is one, and any casual observer would identify him as such. But instead of thinking, "Yeah, I know exactly why they think that way, and don't believe I 'm a woman, so I'm just going to cooperate," I can totally see Dave taking the, "I am a woman! It says so on my driver's license! My genitals have nothing to do with it! This is discrimination!" and spouting a bunch of troon gooble-gobble at them.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Why would I listen to a bunch of retards who are getting hysterical over me using the word 'she'? Being a feminist means I hold you to the same standards and expectations I'd hold a man to, and throwing these little girl's tantrums aren't doing much to engender my respect.

Burroughs is on his period again.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

For all he goes on about supporting BLM, would Dave feel the same way if he became Tyrone’s prison bitch?

 

[Thumb Butler]

For all he goes on about supporting BLM, would Dave feel the same way if he became Tyrone’s prison bitch?

No. He only wears the BLM t-shirt to attract buyers in the hood. So brave, so innocent!

 

[Shield Breaker]

Mentioning everything but the drugs.
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https://twitter.com/DanielleMuscato/status/1405297471325147139

What the fuck, I know elderly people who take less medication.

 

[CatParty]

 

[Thumb Butler]

What a shameless grifter.

 

[Pruto]

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The only 1% this idiot wants to enforce are troons.

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe he "It's MA'AM"ed the arresting officers like he "It's MA'AM"ed and troonsplained that female officer who asked if he had a ding dong.

Or pulled some shit like demanding the female officer handle his junk.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

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For all those I'M GREAT WE'LL FIGHT THE POWER words all I feel from it is

 

[artilleryfroth]

Who else had “spoons”, “traumatised” and “shaking” on their troon bingo card?

I’m holding out for “PTSD” and “anxiety” and “validation” for my set.

 

[Karellen]

Who else had “spoons”, “traumatised” and “shaking” on their troon bingo card?

I’m holding out for “PTSD” and “anxiety” and “validation” for my set.

I got a bingo with self-care

 

[JY's Tampon]

Massage, takeout, etc... Your money is going to a good place.

 

[Kier]

He sure was targeted for being trans. Transporting drugs.

 

[Next Task]

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Not to read too much into it, but I notice that it's "your taxes" not "our taxes". Considering troons like Dave live off griftmoney and don't file anything, it's not like any of his money is going to the police, is it...

 

[Xenu Warrior Princess]

If she's lying I'm sure the jail can show that they've done nothing wrong, but that doesn't mean they're not legitimate complaints. Only the worst kind of bootlicker would wave that stuff off as how we should be treating our prisoners.

I was with you on this thread until you refered to Dave as "she".
c'mon.

 

[Sheogorath]

stop replying to dyn i wanna laugh at the tranny