- Joined
- Feb 13, 2017
Oh, you won't even be conscious during the whole fire-setting process.
Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.
- Thread starter Null
- Start date
- Joined
- Feb 11, 2017
- Joined
- Jan 19, 2020
Does this mean you'll send pictures of your anus with wriggling rectal mites included?
- Joined
- Dec 16, 2019
@TamarYaelBatYah What would you rate me on a scale of 1 -10?
I was perusing my favorite whore website and I thought of you and chuckled because one of the call girls titled her ad "I can Make that Cock Dance". It true because as you become more and more horny your penis fills with blood and dances and stiffens slowly. Gotta pat Percy on the head and give him a good ole tug.
Another of my favorite porno lines is "I want you to fucking rip it open". Its a classic scene where Sasha Grey is getting her butthole pounded really hard on a couch. She won best anal scene in 2011 I think it was.
This is me in real life:
- Joined
- Mar 10, 2019
The only sex traffic going on 'round here is all the dick traffic happening up in Clown Car Cunt.
- Joined
- Feb 13, 2017
That's just not true, I regularly groom girls to deliver to my Master, coal robber baron Don Blankenship.
- Joined
- Jan 5, 2020
Hey, cut me some slack. Everyone knows "the camera adds 15 pounds". I'm actually a healthy weight in person. My BMI is only about 17%. Good for a breastfeeding woman!
Also, in my last video, I shot at an upward angle, which widens the face. Honestly, it's one of the worst angles to film at, but I went with it because I wanted to film in that specific chair and I don't have a camera claw to hold my phone
I'm actually against rating people using the 1 to 10 thing. I think it's counter-productive.
Instead I sorta see people in categories of looks: skater, alternative, athletic, preppy, royal, diva, cowgirl, pioneer, goth, theatrical, etc. Like Kelly Clarkson has an alternative look, but Taylor Swift is preppy. Different kinds of pretty.
The guy in your picture has a preppy/alternative look.
I have historically been attracted to skater, alternative and cowboy guys. Also, "book nerds". The hottest thing is a guy reading a book. I used to go to the bookstore to scope out guys instead of the bar lol
- Joined
- Feb 13, 2017
This is the most sane and normal thing that you've ever said regarding your proclivities. So why did you hook up with a mouth-breathing window-licker like Marshall? If he's read a book since his stint in jail in California, I would be shocked. He's also not alternative or skater or even a cowboy. He's a suburban retard from a shitty part of California.
- Joined
- Jan 16, 2021
This entire reply was rather sensible, normal and, well, not dehumanizing others.
- Joined
- Dec 16, 2019
I wouldn't really say I'm alternative. Just throw a rating out. Here's me and a good friend of mine aat the pool:
- Joined
- Oct 13, 2014
- Joined
- Apr 11, 2020
I forgot all about the Preacher, holy shit what a ride that was. That dude who was commanded to count something like 1 million grains of sand, oh sweet lord. Those two hillbillies, I think the strong one that can literally pull off people's heads and shit down their neck was named Josey? They were pretty funny too. I heard they made a film but I haven't had time.
Also, Chainsaw man was so dark and beautiful. Terrible but also funny. You can read it for free online. Sometimes I think it'd be fun to delete the memory of media, like delete your memory of your favorite movie so you can watch it over for the first time again. I wish I could do that with Chainsaw man. And the Preacher too, it's been so long that it kinda would be like reading it over for the first time.
I don't read many comics though, these are the only two things that I recognized out of everything you guys have talked about. Usually only read something like that if someone IRL suggests it to me, but the Pilgrim sounds interesting to me. Thanks @Deadpool.
Even trees compete with each other for water, nutrients and sunlight. Even the fucking plants compete. Do you realize that out of something like 100 million sperm, you are the sperm cell that made it to the egg? You won that competition, you should feel pretty good about that. So now you're competing with other people who have also won that initial victory, there's almost 8 billion of us now.
How does that work with a soul, btw? If you have a soul and it looks like you, does that mean that God guided the "you" sperm cell to the egg? What if your parents never met, or hooked up with other people instead? You wouldn't exist, would you? So what about the "you" soul? Did God guide your parents to meet, guide the sperm to the egg, force the universe to create you within it? If all of that happens then how can free will even exist?
It all falls apart once you start poking at it, you should just stop taking an old collection of allegories so seriously.
Also, Chainsaw man was so dark and beautiful. Terrible but also funny. You can read it for free online. Sometimes I think it'd be fun to delete the memory of media, like delete your memory of your favorite movie so you can watch it over for the first time again. I wish I could do that with Chainsaw man. And the Preacher too, it's been so long that it kinda would be like reading it over for the first time.
I don't read many comics though, these are the only two things that I recognized out of everything you guys have talked about. Usually only read something like that if someone IRL suggests it to me, but the Pilgrim sounds interesting to me. Thanks @Deadpool.
Yes, Melinda, life is an endless competition. God made it that way, God is a capitalist, not a socialist. Everything competes with everything else, if you want to understand a silent artist you should focus on understanding their art. "ALLES IST KRIEG UND KRIEG IST ALLES." This is why friends are much better than enemies, there are always allies to be found and they are all precious. Hitler fucked up when he attacked Stalin, he removed someone powerful off of the ally list and added them to the enemy list. It's because of this mistake we aren't all speaking German now. Probably Dunkirk was another major fuckup, but not as bad as attacking Russia imo. You really should stop trying to make so many enemies all the time, you're racing to your own ruin if you keep it up.
Even trees compete with each other for water, nutrients and sunlight. Even the fucking plants compete. Do you realize that out of something like 100 million sperm, you are the sperm cell that made it to the egg? You won that competition, you should feel pretty good about that. So now you're competing with other people who have also won that initial victory, there's almost 8 billion of us now.
How does that work with a soul, btw? If you have a soul and it looks like you, does that mean that God guided the "you" sperm cell to the egg? What if your parents never met, or hooked up with other people instead? You wouldn't exist, would you? So what about the "you" soul? Did God guide your parents to meet, guide the sperm to the egg, force the universe to create you within it? If all of that happens then how can free will even exist?
It all falls apart once you start poking at it, you should just stop taking an old collection of allegories so seriously.
- Joined
- Feb 20, 2017
May I suggest Harrow County as well? There's only 32 issues.
- Joined
- Jan 16, 2021
Jody.
Later in the story there is an amnesiac female character who adopted the name Jodie because all she could say was the name of the man who tried to kill her.
It's a good post-apo with religious undertones. If you liked Dick and Zelazny's Deus Irae you'll like The Pilgrim.
I disagree.
Learn something nobody else wants to do. Something uncomfortable \ boring \ repulsive. Become good at it. Master it. You'll never have to compete... at the cost of doing something nobody wants to do.
- Joined
- Apr 11, 2020
But how can there be a situation where you know how to do something that no one else is able to duplicate? It sounds like you're talking about something like massage therapy.
Even outside of jobs and money there is always competition though. Competition for mates, competition for life, bidding on buying a home or anything like that. Competition for clean water and other resources, for scholarships and university placements, for everything. When you get sick your body is at war with a hostile, invasive bacteria or virus. Either you kill them all off and live or they kill you and turn you into food. I guess there is always the stalemate 3rd option that something like herpes presents, but for the most part it's either you or them.
I'm not sure why it's like this but it does seem pretty integral to the design of the whole thing.
- Joined
- May 11, 2021
BMI is given in units of kg/m^2, where the hell are you getting a percentage?
- Joined
- Jan 3, 2017
She means fat percentage of total body weight. 17% is the upper edge of "athletic".
- Joined
- Feb 20, 2017
From her ass, it's where she pulls all her numbers from.
- Joined
- Apr 11, 2020
This sorta thing is pretty common with her. I thought it was funny none of us regulars even bothered calling her out on it anymore. I did something similar to this in another thread, in my case I did it on purpose to see if they're cognizant enough to recognize it.
Melinda, how do you know your body fat percentage? Have you started going to a gym?
- Joined
- Jun 11, 2014
@TamarYaelBatYah you know what else adds 15 pounds? All the food you stuff in your fat fucking face. Maybe if you gave some to your emaciated children you wouldn't be such a disgusting fat whore.