Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Hollywood Hitler]

Porn, maybe Russ can find fame in ugly bastard section on pornhub.
(He won't but it would be a funny arc in the story of his trainwreck of a life)

JAV is known for hiring ugly men to fuck women on camera. But Russ doesn't fancy Asian women. Also the industry is really racist and run by the Yakuza, so Russ wouldn't have a shot anyways.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

If you haven't seen it yet fellow Kiwis, blaze up a fat one (or whatever your preferred recreational chemical may be because this is unwatachable streight and unmissable stoned) and give yourself a treat.

I disagree that it's unwatchable if you're not stoned. You either need to be into the Monkees or just have a taste for the strange and bizarre. Of course they were high as fuck when they came up with the ideas for it. It is very much a product of the time it was created.

Porn, maybe Russ can find fame in ugly bastard section on pornhub.
(He won't but it would be a funny arc in the story of his trainwreck of a life)

Unless he's in a gimp suit and never takes off the mask or it's some artsy fartsy porn with a "message" there's no way anybody would want to so Pipsqueak or his naked body on camera. There's not enough eye bleach in the world to get rid of that image once you've seen it.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I disagree that it's unwatchable if you're not stoned. You either need to be into the Monkees or just have a taste for the strange and bizarre. Of course they were high as fuck when they came up with the ideas for it. It is very much a product of the time it was created.

Oh for sure. I just wanted to use that quote from Trainspotting (book not movie) is all. It's definately entertaining even if you are sober, it's just alot more so when you aren't.

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

Forgive me if someone already thought of this for Russhole's movie debut. It actually reflects how I would feel if he got close to me.

 

[TractorGirl]

Seems terrifying enough to me

I never realised how fucked up his gourdhead is until you see it from the back in this video. It’s the weirdest shape and seems to bend to the side.

 

[Ghjkl63]

Seems terrifying enough to me

His arms only swinging forward and not behind him weirds me out about that clip

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I never realised how fucked up his gourdhead is until you see it from the back in this video. It’s the weirdest shape and seems to bend to the side.

Never realized how fucked up his entire body is. The way he walks is so unnatural. I want to think he's trying to emulate confidence in how he walks but all I'm getting is, "who put clothes on the shaved orangutan?"

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

I'd like to see how he jogs on a treadmill.

 

[LiveFromNS]

Never realized how fucked up his entire body is. The way he walks is so unnatural. I want to think he's trying to emulate confidence in how he walks but all I'm getting is, "who put clothes on the shaved orangutan?"

Ya know, with the way Russell does gimp around with that odd posture and the various deformities that afflict various areas of his body, I think he is the fucking missing link!

Nearly can stand upright, looks part Neanderthal/part Human, grunts like a caveman but can form words, tries to fit in socially in the world around, but just does not grasp how to be a normal member of society.

So, I revoke my thought of Russell (if he was on the scene in the 80s) getting the role of Sloth, and instead he would have probably got the role in that great flick, IceMan from 1984. However that film ended sadly, now that I think about it, for the StonedAge man and you ended up with all kinds of feels for him at the conclusion. So that wouldn't work if Russell was the actor. Hmmm, maybe he'd have been cast as The Thing in the John Carpenter remake with Kurt Russell? It's hardly on screen if I recall fully so that's a good thing and would work with Russell playing the part!

 

[Cilleystring]

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Forgive me if someone already thought of this for Russhole's movie debut. It actually reflects how I would feel if he got close to me.

I'm telling you guys. He really is an alien

 

[pr3nt177]

 

[nemesisAF]

I wonder if his newest aspiration is because Taylor Swift’s fiancé (I think they’re engaged?) is an actor, along with her ex partners Hiddleston and Gyllenhaal?

 

[Meredith Swift]

I wonder if his newest aspiration is because Taylor Swift’s fiancé (I think they’re engaged?) is an actor, along with her ex partners Hiddleston and Gyllenhaal?

Russ has definitely criticised Joe Alwyn (Taylor's heartsweet)'s acting ability in the past. I'm sure he thinks he could act circles around the guy. I wish he was still committed to the TS lovequest because maybe we'd see him submit an acting reel to woo her (unsolicited policy workaround?)

 

[Walking Clock]

Joe Alwyn coproduced Taylor’s Folklore album, and was one of the recipients of the Grammy award for album of the year. He’s also co-written several songs with Taylor, so he’s everything Russ wishes he were.

Its been a long time since he brought it up, but Russ fancying himself an actor goes way back. He’s previously mentioned his condition impeding him from being an actor before, and he’s said he was able to baptize so many people on his mission because of his acting skills, since he didn’t actually believe what he was preaching.

 

[Bridgeburner]

I keep trying to find the correspondence with Katty Perry's assistant, but to no avail. Does anyone have them at hand? Rusty's kinda boring rn, I want to look back at some of his greatest hits.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I keep trying to find the correspondence with Katty Perry's assistant, but to no avail. Does anyone have them at hand? Rusty's kinda boring rn, I want to look back at some of his greatest hits.

Closest things I could find:

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Russ has definitely criticised Joe Alwyn (Taylor's heartsweet)'s acting ability in the past. I'm sure he thinks he could act circles around the guy. I wish he was still committed to the TS lovequest because maybe we'd see him submit an acting reel to woo her (unsolicited policy workaround?)

How the fuck can he believe he can act circles around the guy when he can't speak properly and has one facial expression?

If he was able to form words properly then he could be a ventriloquist. The problem with that would be the dummy would have more facial expressions than he could. But maybe he could work that into his act.

 

[badboy2000]

I keep trying to find the correspondence with Katty Perry's assistant, but to no avail. Does anyone have them at hand? Rusty's kinda boring rn, I want to look back at some of his greatest hits.

Here you go https://kiwifarms.net/threads/russell-greer-theofficialinstaofrussellgreer.30488/post-2951371

The pages leading up to that post are also content filled.

 

[Constellationzero]

Ok my fine bamboon-watchers!

Compiled for you in one easy-to-read, long-as-fuck Word document with color-coding (pink for Allison, blue for Russell, and purple when Katy Perry herself makes an entrance)...

Russell and Allison's correspondence.

Of note:

1. He requests Allison to call him "just to talk" multiple times.
2. He gets whipped into a frothy frenzy at the prospect of sharing a meet-and-greet with another fan
3. Only to shut up instantly when it's implied that the other fan is black.
4. None of the images are new except maybe the one of Russell and his adopted sister at the gym. Can post that upon request.
5. He's gross.

EDIT: Also as a fun bonus, the mp3 file of his terrible song in case that hadn't been posted yet.

Ah, yes, I remember this. RE: Katy Perry song.

Now stay with me, because what I' about to say is... That is arguably the best tard song on Russell's soundcloud. Now stay with me, yew gais...

"But you tell me" (Why did you go) --I presume I heard that right, is a good hook melody wise and was catchy. BBBBUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTT

I swear to fucking God the Almighty Jehovah Jyra that Russell just made a very flagrant one to one plagiarized knockoff using the music and beats while claiming "Original content donut steel!" Problem is, I can't guess at all what song he plagiarized, but it has a twenty teens sound which might explain it since I'm middle aged and I don't listen to what da kidz are playing these days.

And if I'm right... doesn't butternut have DOOOTIES? Did butternut "reach out" to ask permission? Did butternut cite his source (no, he didn't). Did butternut uphold his DOOTY to WARN? Did butternut hold up his DOOTY to avoid false representations?

Just a thunk...

 

[The Great Citracett]