Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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New to the farms, long time BPITU and TDS listener + Patreon supporter up until a year ago.
I recently relistened to all BPITU episodes & TDS episodes, so here's my autistic hottakes:


The reason why BPITU worked so well is because of Dick Masterson; he's very good at extracting the most retarded takes from autismos like Maddox and spergy callers (although lately it's just been Discord rejects and no one can make that funny). The latter half of BPITU was gold, solely by Dick asking the right questions or guiding Maddox into saying something so outlandish and retarded, and early / mid TDS episodes were pretty entertaining as well when the right guests / callers were on.
The rebooted BPITU with Vito is better than current TDS, but Vito is not enough like Maddox to recreate the golden formula.
Dick needs someone to get the ball rolling which also showed in his Dr Phil clip, he's good at milking stupidity.

His own comedy is utter shit though, since it mostly resorts to contrarian or retarded takes & mispronouncing words on purpose; earliest example I can think of is mispronouncing "alcoholics" to pretend he didn't know what it meant because he drank so much, latest example is the "riding with biding". Such funny.
The milking of 'Hot Goss' and harping #maddoxlost (and the worst "MY GARBAGES") can be somewhat excused since it obviously worked the numbers and it did give some funny stuff like the lolsuit since Maddox kept doing stupid shit by fucking with Dax irl.
At this point it's like that overused Simpsons meme, Maddox is already dead and has been for years now, stop beating up his dead body and riding his enigma.
Create some content on your own for once, where's the new book, what happened to Dick riding, or that stupid concept no one actually wants or is looking forward to called Sillypants Skating Routine.
I did love MABTW, but I'm not confident he'd be able to create something like that again but I'd love to be proven wrong.

Another painful thing to realize is when you listen to BPITU + the older TDS episodes and compare it to how Dick / Dax sounds in the newer episodes; the throat garble, the constant throat scraping in his best DSP impression, more loud = funny (especially the intro has gotten worse and worse). Is it all the drugs? Alcohol? Age? I have no clue but it's not for the better imo.

Now that's out of the way, I honestly don't think Dax is a pedo or whatever, he is hedonism incarnate where fucking as many girls as possible & doing as much drugs as possible is the main goal. He used his fame to get laid (I bet Jamie Faketits is just the tip of the slutberg) which is what every celeb in history has done before him, so it would be unjust to hold that over him.
His personality does seem to align with "age is just a number, so who cares if a girl is just a bit under 18" but that doesn't make someone a pedo who faps to little kids or worse. His whole defence of Cuties was fucking annoying, but this is more in line with his Dick Masterson persona throughout the years, being an aggressive contrarian and stick with it until it dies down.
As a military veteran & someone who has been straight edge for 35+ years I never really agreed with his views, but I don't think you have to morally agree with a content creator to enjoy their content. At least when it's not just boring internet drama and only has furries and other Discord weirdos on.

This is just my shitty take, do with it whatever you want.
I agree with most of this, but I don't think Dick was ever famous to the point where is was actually getting him laid. I don't think people were recognizing him or anything like that. I only know who he is because of the killstream, and I only know what that is because of Metokour. Like, literally no one outside a small internet bubble even knows who Dick Masterson is. I do think there's a certain breed of thot who will fuck someone with a minor online presence for clout, and I think that's more what he has going on.
 
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I agree with most of this, but I don't think Dick was ever famous to the point where is was actually getting him laid. I don't think people were recognizing him or anything like that. I only know who he is because of the killstream, and I only know what that is because of Metokour. Like, literally no one outside a small internet bubble even knows who Dick Masterson is. I do think there's a certain breed of thot who will fuck someone with a minor online presence for clout, and I think that's more what he has going on.
Yeah that's a better way of putting it, it's not necessarily fame but more that it attracted him some fangirls i.e. people like Jamie and Mintsalad.
 
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His whole defence of Cuties was fucking annoying, but this is more in line with his Dick Masterson persona throughout the years, being an aggressive contrarian and stick with it until it dies down.
I disagree. I sincerely doubt Dax would have had much to say about "Cuties" if it didn't happen to come out at the roughly the same time Null decided to stop calling into his show. He wasn't exactly being aggressively contrarian about pedo shit when James Gunn got into trouble for his pedo joke tweets, or when Crippled Jesus challenged Digibro to a fight, or when the drag queen called in to explain why he felt that children shouldn't be performing at drag clubs.
 
I disagree. I sincerely doubt Dax would have had much to say about "Cuties" if it didn't happen to come out at the roughly the same time Null decided to stop calling into his show. He wasn't exactly being aggressively contrarian about pedo shit when James Gunn got into trouble for his pedo joke tweets, or when Crippled Jesus challenged Digibro to a fight, or when the drag queen called in to explain why he felt that children shouldn't be performing at drag clubs.
I guess we need a rule that you're not chad if you take everything personally and let it bleed over into the rest of your behavior. That's pretty much hysterical woman tier in fact.
 
Some years ago Asterios was on Cum Town talking about the lolsuit and Maddox (but not about Dax lol). A highlight clip is on YouTube and a guy in the comments still remembers Maddox from the telemarketing job in Utah. Dax wants him on his show and asks on Twitter, no one cares. Dax then asks directly in the YouTube comments. Unfortunately, Dax was pissed drunk again and used the wrong Google account.

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He has since deleted the comment.
The name of the account leads here, nothing special or so but quite funny that the idiot reveals information about probably his father just because of booze.
Source on reddit still not deleted.
 
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Even worse, he got boring. I'm not paying for boring content, even getting mad at retarded takes can be entertaining.
Plus that was before the Jamie texts and cuties iirc.
He's back to being boring. I want to know the next step on his trans-formation.

Episode 300: Dick Gets a Murrsuit
 
Some years ago Asterios was on Cum Town talking about the lolsuit and Maddox (but not about Dax lol). A highlight clip is on YouTube and a guy in the comments still remembers Maddox from the telemarketing job in Utah. Dax wants him on his show and asks on Twitter, no one cares. Dax then asks directly in the YouTube comments. Unfortunately, Dax was pissed drunk again and used the wrong Google account.

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He has since deleted the comment.
The name of the account leads here, nothing special or so but quite funny that the idiot reveals information about probably his father just because of booze.
Source on reddit still not deleted.
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Yeah, Art Herrera is definitely his dad.
 
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Yeah, Art Herrera is definitely his dad.
Dax: "Hey Dad I'll run ur socials for Slip Safe."

Art: "To gain customers right?"

*Actually just gets drunk and begs people to come on his podcast like a boss*

I've always had a hard time thinking of Dax as anything other than an effete rich kid and having access to the bare YT channel meant to be for his father's business isn't really doing anything to dissuade me of this notion.
 
I've always had a hard time thinking of Dax as anything other than an effete rich kid and having access to the bare YT channel meant to be for his father's business isn't really doing anything to dissuade me of this notion.
He doesn’t realize how bad it makes him look, having had every advantage in life and doing next to nothing with any of it. There’s no way his parents are proud of him or how he lives. Quite the opposite, I’d imagine — especially if they’re aware of the pedo defending. I doubt they are, but still, imagine he’s your son. The umbilical cord was wrongly discarded in his place.
 
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Yeah, Art Herrera is definitely his dad.
I thought you were showing a screenshot of an old website, but it's current. It's a template or a Website Design 101 first project. Is this an example of Dick's work? Current Wordpress templates are more forward looking. It's not a bad design, but it makes the company look dated and not very successful because of that.
 
Some years ago Asterios was on Cum Town talking about the lolsuit and Maddox (but not about Dax lol). A highlight clip is on YouTube and a guy in the comments still remembers Maddox from the telemarketing job in Utah. Dax wants him on his show and asks on Twitter, no one cares. Dax then asks directly in the YouTube comments. Unfortunately, Dax was pissed drunk again and used the wrong Google account.

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He has since deleted the comment.
The name of the account leads here, nothing special or so but quite funny that the idiot reveals information about probably his father just because of booze.
Source on reddit still not deleted.
Beat me to it, I saw it on his subreddit
Decided to do some digging and found some interesting info.
First I wanna point out that Dax is in damage control mode over this (and for good reason I will explain later) because this is a major fuck up
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Art Herrera (also known as Arthur Herrera and Arturo Herrera) loves cleaning it up and sweep sweep sweeping! 🧹 🧹 🧹
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Ahhh, he does "consulting" work on top of peddling clean up and clean up accessories. Consulting is boomer speak for made up job where you get paid to tell retards how to be less retarded.
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I tried Googling Herrera Worldwide, and nothing shows up. My guess is made up resume padding because he did little to nothing after no longer owning a McDonalds anymore, lived off his wifes income, then when it wasn't enough to live off of he held his autistic grudge against slip and falls and went into peddling what looks like to me a useless product that only exists as a CYA for insurance companies in case of a slip and fall. Pay attention to that little "pocket guide" it comes up again
So this all sounds like a weird made up business that does nothing. What caused DadDax who Dax has told everyone is a McDonnald's franchiser to go from being a big money burger peddler to a jani who lets his son do it for free?
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ohhhhhhhhh. I see. Dax has talked about slip and falls being the bane of his Dads existence. I am not going to pretend that Dax's dad is some poor house Schmuck either, unless he lost a slip and fall case that an insurance company didn't pay out on. Most likely he sold off his franchises around the time of the housing collapse.
As for Prudential, if you aren't familiar it boils down to more or less call center work and I may of had family/friends who worked there. Sr. Vice President is not so much a title for the whole company but some regional stuff he managed.
And Art Herrera keeping it clean for the Killstream Kleanup Krew with 7+ years at Dow chemical peddling.

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Well Dax, atleast your dad finished his degree... Maybe... I mean he does have family in Arizona so like Dax does now with saying he's a Cal-Tech grad even though everywhere else Dax has admitted to being a drop-out. I have a feeling Dax got the advice to lie on his resume from someone, but I just can't think who.
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WHO THE FUCK LISTS AN HOA AS "VOLUNTEER EXPERIENCE"? I would like to point out that HOA's are natorious for misappropriating funds and the people on them are usually bored house wives on a power trip.
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Sweepy Squad RISE UP! We don't want pedos to hurt themselves having a slip and fall.


So back to my interesting dig. When I looked for "slipsafe Art Herrera" I found a hebrew FB page.
https://he-il.facebook.com/slipsafetile/posts/?ref=page_internal

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Notice, it isn't natively in Hebrew meaning Dax Herrera and Art Herrera lie about the being Jewish thing, however the FB is gold! It is the most tasteless business advertising I have seen. That's when it hit me.... Most likely, Dax is running all of his social media for him. Let me show you...
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notice in this lazy this graph is but what I find funny is the way this graph reads the snake oil non slip syrum only improves a coeffcient of friction by .05 on a dry floor after use (or statistically insignificant). The wet coefficiant is impressive (after use) showing is impressive. It shows while wet your floor will be just as non-slippery as when it's dry. Call me sceptical
Notice also, there is no lab listed as who did the test.
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how does it work? It makes invisible secret tread patterns of course! It's not that it leaves a shitty film on the floor and only exists to have insurance companies avoid paying out slip and falls... Does it work? Maybe, but lets look at the actual buisness model
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Does it work? Doesn't matter. It exists to be a check list on insurance companies to do list to avoid making pay outs.
Well lets look at the safety sheet
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it's fucking Hydroclorich acid and Ammonium BiFloride in a spray bottle. The first aid for if it gets on your clothes looks pretty serious.
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HOLY SHIT YOU CAN'T USE IT INDOORS! The hydrochloric acid isn't safe to breath in. Outdoor use only guys... NO REFUNDS!
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Holy shit, you need a resperator and goggles to use this shit! How come none of his dads videos or pictures show this?
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well this all looks real safe. Remember anyone in California no sunlight or it negates the effects of the snake oi... I mean totally legit non stick spray.

Anyways back to the Facebook page Most likely managed by Dax but pretends to be managed by Art Herrera
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so wait did the claims go down by 30% or 90%?
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Dax is obsessed with Dodger statium and Baseball. What a strange coincidence...
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Huh that's a strange cross post on the businesses official page to Art Herreras "totally legit" consulting company. Huh, what happened in 2020 and which teacher are they talking about that aren't doing well financially?
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If this isn't the most obvious trolling that is exactly what Dax would shit post, I dunno what is...
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Damn, going for a dead celeb before the body is cold? Guess it would of been better if he died from breathing in corrosive fumes because the sun shined on the floor.
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Seems Art Herrera's business partner is a Minnesota Representative

So why is this a major fuck up? Well the hate mobs that have bothered Dax's family for decades basically have been told the same thing again and again.... "He's our son, we aren't him. Fuck off." However this shows Dax is actively involved in doing his dad's job. Is he actually working for his dad? Does Slip Safe endorse sexism? Does Slip Safe endorse drug use? Does Slip Safe endorse pedophilia?
Even worse is if Slip Safe doesn't know that Dax is running his daddy Arthur Herrera's accounts. Why pay an employee who is not doing their job? Arthur Herrera is not the owner, he just bought in as a share holder. Arthur answers to someone. Even if Dax is subcontracted by his daddy and gets an allowance to be Arthur Herrera's "Riley" it becomes a question of if that is in the shareholder and companies best interest or just a way for the Clan Herrera to skim money off the top away from the business.
If you are wondering How Arthur Hererra feels about this fuck up of Dax's
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huh Dax your being shit at SEO is showing again cause the email still comes up on a google search
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I noticed another thing...
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Dax style shitty wordpress site! 🤣
You'd think a CalTech graduate who is a computer engineer would do better than the same repeatable trend of shitty Wordpress blogs. This officially makes Maddox a better programmer than Dax Herrera.
If you wanna look at who taught Dax to be the scummy liar and exagerator that he is today, look no more further than Arthur Herrera, a person Dax pretends is a retired millionaire. BTW there is 0 shame in being a honest worker making a day to day living... but Dax has to make everything seem like his dad is some sort of financial wizard who is retired (but still day trades) and doesn't have to work another day in his life.

If Maddox wanted to go for a killshot for Dax's Dad, this is it. Dax should really see if he can screw his dads company out of money and try and get Arthur Herrera to hire his shitty ad company for damage control.

Arthur Herrera's work history after 2007 is suspect as fuck to me. I have a feeling digging more would show why Dax feels lying and manipulation are the way business should be done.
 
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As for Prudential, if you aren't familiar it boils down to more or less call center work and I may of had family/friends who worked there. Sr. Vice President is not so much a title for the whole company but some regional stuff he managed.
It's interesting to note that the time frame that he worked at Prudential lines up with the time frame that Prudential was systematically defrauding investors by selling shares of limited partnerships without disclosing the risks, and that some of their offices in the LA area were involved in this.
 
Does anybody else find it amusing that all it took for this random guy to get invited onto the show was that he claimed he used to know Maddox? The guy didn't offer any evidence or new information with the claim. All he said was the same "He used to be nicer" cliche that everyone who used to know someone before they became popular says. For all Dax knew, this could have been a clever troll planning to derail his show. He really is that desperate for dirt on Maddox.
 
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