StrikerWolf1 / Avery Binder - Moonfaced KKK Loving Babyfur

[Sanae Kochiya]

My God, he really is Shaner.

...Can I request erotic fanfiction of him and Null as well?

Spoiler: Effort? Hah.

His penis BURLED deep inside of me. Myself losing all senses except desire.

Null staired down with his dead, pupiless eyes at his (not very) tiny lover, Unblinking.
Striker Wolf looked back with his muppet face and did not say any words because he did not know how

"OK!" Screamed Katsu, who had walked in to see this horrid Discource going on on his NEW CARPET.

i got nothin'

edit: video is archived

You know he's getting serious when he's pulling out the wolf mask.

 

[Strelok]

Please tell me he doesn't take Viagra.

I get the joke you're making but, I'm pretty sure Viagra would actually kill him. His blood pressure has to be through the roof to begin with.

 

[Thranduil]

...Sounds about right.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

The weens took over Chris in a couple of years.

The weens took over Len in the span of a month.

The weens took over Striker Wolf in less than a week.

At this point the OP of every topic will just be followed by everyone posting the attempts that they keep finding.

 

[Cuck Norris]

The cool guys took over Chris in a couple of years.

The cool guys took over Len in the span of a month.

The cool guys took over Striker Wolf in less than a week.

At this point the OP of every topic will just be followed by everyone posting the attempts that they keep finding.

"""""Finding"""""

 

[Billy_Sama]

I was pretty convinced that it wasn't StrikerWolf in that mask, he would have suffocated with the mask and his breathing problems.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

I had the funny feeling the w-eens would start swarming on Striker and feeding him dumb information for "LULZ!"

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

i got nothin'

edit: video is archived

The sad part is that the wolf mask is better than his real face.

No, I'm not joking. I'd rather him have a rubber wolf mask as opposed to seeing his "Ah can barely breathe" face and jowls.

 

[MehicTUH_92]

...Sounds about right.

...He doesn't?

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Spoiler: Effort? Hah.

His penis BURLED deep inside of me. Myself losing all senses except desire.

Null staired down with his dead, pupiless eyes at his (not very) tiny lover, Unblinking.
Striker Wolf looked back with his muppet face and did not say any words because he did not know how

"OK!" Screamed Katsu, who had walked in to see this horrid Discource going on on his NEW CARPET.

You know he's getting serious when he's pulling out the wolf mask.

Nothing scarier than the discount bin of a Spirit Halloween pop up.

 

[Thranduil]

Which one of you weens is trying to scam the dumb fatass?

 

[Doc Cassidy]

I think the problem with him and Shaner is they'll believe fucking anything, no matter how ridiculous. Chris was actually pretty good at ignoring weens.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Remember when we just used to try to rehash Chris trolling with every lolcow?



Simpler times. More innocent.

 

[ManOfOlympium]

Ok, so he tweeted that "Nick Bates is innocent let him out".

 

[Skeletor]

Which one of you cool guys is trying to scam the dumb fatass?

Posing as a hitman for lulz is not a great idea.

 

[Thranduil]

 

[DrChristianTroy]

So many bikers killing folks.

 

[CatFace]

"Former Tagum Death Squad members told Human Rights Watch that the unit was paid 5,000 pesos (US$110) for every killing, which the members would divide among themselves." -Philippino hit men

Hm, maybe this will come into it? Just from 5000 matching up. 'Lol he don't understand currency conversion'? 'Can'take use Google, lololol'? Just trying to scam cash?
Either way Striker and the cool guys are all dumbasses. Is he talking seriously about hiring a hitman online?

I wish these damn w eens would stop trying to force feed. It's much more funny when the milk is pure.

 

[Cuck Norris]

Which one of you cool guys is trying to scam the dumb fatass?

To be fair I suggested that person request half up front in BitCoin. I mean, if he's dumb enough to do it...

 

[Null]

Ta-da.

https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/strikerwolf1
https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Warnging_from_striker_wolf_report_kiwi_far.ms
https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/White_demon_scaring_kiwi_null_from_kiwi_far.ms

It feels really weird writing in the third person though.