DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[HorseSense]

Slightly off but i just watched this wings video and I found it amazing. He is like DSP, except he is honest. Such a contrast. You know dsp has the same thing but he is lying about it every day. Check this out.

SPOILER: WINGS SHOOTING BLANKS!

Just like LTG is DSP's past (FGC, unfulfilling day job, grew up around the Basketball Nations), Wings is DSP's future (fully bald, negative T levels, bbw wife).

 

[Veezy00]

I dont condone giving DSP money, but Godamn SnowKarl gets the most out of his $1.30

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

I dont condone giving DSP money, but Godamn SnowKarl gets the most out of his $1.30

hes a master baiter no cap

 

[john_g]

I'm sure this has been posted at least once in 8144 pages but I saw this while my grandparents were watching TV last night and just had to find/share it

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its funny cause its true HAHA

 

[hundredthousand]

Considering that I see SnowKarl pretty much anytime I look at a Phil stream, he's just as sad as the paypigs even if he is able to successfully troll. Get a fucking life; go outside or something man.

 

[San Dimas High School]

I have to agree with him here. I mean, sitting down in front of his computer, him grooming himself to be presentable on a stream, the room having good lighting... in his own words: have it like a "professional film studio". What the fuck is this? His job?

It's funny because one of his more reliable insults is lazy. Whether it's delivery people in the middle of a lockdown or game developers, those are the lazy people. But Phil himself is actually a diligent worker providing for his family and has zero free time.

 

[Forbidden Math]

Ah, that's where you're wrong. Didn't @DontEatSilicaGel try and create an account with his address and since you need to verify it through said email address it wouldn't let him create it.

Hope that makes sense, much like our boy DSP I've had a couple o' gins whilst reading here.

If only we knew his screenname...

Please Phil, give us a debunk thread. You know you want to tell us all off. Hell we can even verify you so you can be an official celebrity (might even get some special flair!).

 

[Chandler Bing]

Since Phil only leaves his condo once a week since moving to Washington in 2014, by rough calculations, Phil has only ventured outside his condo around 338 times.

Think about that, a man in his 30s has only went outside 338 times in SIX years. You know this is true when you see he is paler than the white walls behind him.

His hemorrhoids are probably extremely severe.

This is the sort of autistic math I love.

P.s. my grandmother who is wheelchair bound from health issues at 72 years old goes out 2 or 3 times a day.

Phil has actually wasted his life

 

[Kornheiser]

One thing I wonder is why Phil doesn’t wear his glasses? Is it autism or the fact that it makes him look like a nerd.

 

[DZoomer]

Slightly off but i just watched this wings video and I found it amazing. He is like DSP, except he is honest. Such a contrast. You know dsp has the same thing but he is lying about it every day. Check this out.

SPOILER: WINGS SHOOTING BLANKS!

What's wild about people like Phil and Wings is how entitled they are. They seriously act like logging on Twitch and playing games is enough.

Any normal business owner who notices his business isn't working either give up, or analyzes what's going wrong and tries to fix it. But these two think that they only need to keep doing the same things and complaining about low support.

What the actual fuck. These people will never cease to amaze me.

 

[Forbidden Math]

One thing I wonder is why Phil doesn’t wear his glasses? Is it autism or the fact that it makes him look like a nerd.

Yes.

 

[Shirō Ishii]

One thing I wonder is why Phil doesn’t wear his glasses? Is it autism or the fact that it makes him look like a nerd.

It's because it makes him look like a nerd and because he's autistic, he doesn't wear them so he doesn't look like a nerd. But don't worry, that wall completely appeared out of nowhere and it's the game's fault, not his for hitting it.......despite it being right in front of him from a mile away

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

Didn’t Phil make an account here at the end of the escort catfish saga here to extend an olive branch in his words?
I swear that happened but maybe ye just said it on Twitter instead.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

One thing I wonder is why Phil doesn’t wear his glasses? Is it autism or the fact that it makes him look like a nerd.

That, and given that those gunner glasses he wears ages him 20 years, that might be another reason.

 

[Comma]

Lol. No self-awareness whatsoever.

 

[Kornheiser]

I mean still he could get contacts if he hates glasses so much. The other thing is his choice of Washington state for income tax purposes. Why chose that state when there are better states for him like Nevada or Florida to choose from.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

I mean still he could get contacts if he hates glasses so much. The other thing is his choice of Washington state for income tax purposes. Why chose that state when there are better states for him like Nevada or Florida to choose from.

Phil thinks a heat wave is mid 70s, he wouldn't survive in those places. Phil also said he wanted to move to the west coast so he could go to game events, sf events and whatever else. He's just a fucking idiot, so his decisions never really make sense.

 

[Forbidden Math]

I mean still he could get contacts if he hates glasses so much. The other thing is his choice of Washington state for income tax purposes. Why chose that state when there are better states for him like Nevada or Florida to choose from.

He thought he wasn't going to get taxed at all when he moved there so he didn't pay taxes for years, hence the back taxes. He claims it was his tax guy doing it wrong but I call bullshit.

 

[Satoi]

He claims it was his tax guy doing it wrong but I call bullshit.

This is the correct call always and forever since it's Phil

 

[Kornheiser]

He thought he wasn't going to get taxed at all when he moved there so he didn't pay taxes for years, hence the back taxes. He claims it was his tax guy doing it wrong but I call bullshit.

So he thought that by moving to a state with no state income tax he did not have to pay federal tax? If so, that boy ain’t right I tell you what.