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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
They mention online death threats and harassment, so why don’t they have any screencaps, just these exchanges?
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and they mention that violence against trannies is up (pressing x to doubt), but for some reason they felt it necessary to point out that it’s especially against nonwhite trannies. So why is that relevant to Snow White and the Nine Honky Troons? It almost feels like they’re trying to dissuade you from actually looking into the alleged rate of violence against TiMs by implying that it’s also racist.
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oh, and if the Tranch is eco-friendly then why can I spot the borderline exactly where they turned the vibrant scrubland into a horrible brown slurry?
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I know that Bonnie is constantly going on about how he is considered the person of color since he's partially Puerto Rican, but he sure as hell looks white as white bread. And while yes the piece does take time to comment that trans people of color are particularly in danger, I will note that they never mention that Bonnie is "of color" or anything other than white bread like the rest of them. Almost like they're trying to drum up sympathy for the "trans persecution" but can't pretend that their viewers would actually believe Bonnie is non-white.

Other comments: hell yeah, 90 percent of troons report discrimination in the workforce. Its self reported discrimination from a population that is aroused by public humiliation and gets gibs from talking about how very very oppressed and discriminated against they are. Would the "discrimination" be considered as such to anyone who wasn't actively trying to find discrimination? Probably not.

And as for the plan to in a couple of years start making ties to other similar organizations? Please, by all holy God Bear, allow society to become peak transed enough to have shut down the attitude that we can't call out troons for being fetishists rather than pretending they're brave, blameless, incapable of bad actions, above all criticism, and all that BS.
 
Just to add some figures, a local reckoned that the carrying capacity of that land was one head of cattle per 30-50 acres. The Tranch is 36 acres so could sustainably support one cow. To convert that into other animals there is a scale of LU or livestock units where a cow equals 1, a sheep 0.15 and an alpaca 0.3. If they got rid of their cow, their land grows enough vegetation to feed SIX sheep or THREE alpacas. On sheep alone they have twice as many as they can feed. They have over FIFTY (yes FIFTY) times the number of alpaca that the land can sustain. That's why it looks like it's been stripped by locusts.

Is anyone keeping track of the alpaca numbers. They said 175 in that Al Jazeera documentary, which is a bit down from the 200 they had at Christmas.

Holy shit they only have 36 acres? Mr Froth has over 5 times that, and it’s green, treed land, and he still has only a tiny number of hooved animals. What is wrong with these idiots?
 
Holy shit they only have 36 acres? Mr Froth has over 5 times that, and it’s green, treed land, and he still has only a tiny number of hooved animals. What is wrong with these idiots?
Alpaca's are practically given away, they're pretty useless for commercial ventures, so its not hard to get a fuckton of them. Combine that with complete ignorance of agricultural process.

Really, the tranch is a great indictment for why a workers revolution and redistribution of productive land and resources is doomed. The Tranch has a budget functionally approaching limitless with their grifting, unrestrained by economic realities. They have an abundance of laborers who will work for shit food and shit accommodations. They have access to the total sum of human knowledge at their fingertips 24/7, its not like agricultural techniques are hard to come across. Hell, there's entire groups, governmental and otherwise, entirely dedicated to producing easy to consume literature about how to farm goodly.

They have every possible advantage to make this a successful place, and they built a concentration camp that's already committed a thorough genocide against the local ecosystem, while producing effectively nothing of value. They are in the dream "Produce what you can, take what you need" state, and are proving the assertions that people will produce shit while taking everything.
 
I'm not sure why they didn't tweet it because it would fit comfortably in their twitter stream which looks very much like the usual tranny one i.e. calling out human rights abuses from anywhere but the Arab world. I didn't scroll far enough to see if they were praising Iran for its troon friendly policies but I wouldn't be surprised to find them there.
By troon friendly policies I'm assuming you mean "a troon male is forced to get an amhole and is made to be a prostitute/concubine for rich oil shieks?
 
By troon friendly policies I'm assuming you mean "a troon male is forced to get an amhole and is made to be a prostitute/concubine for rich oil shieks?
While I'm sure some of them would love to submit to a life of luxurious decadence, rich oil sheiks can buy the prettiest, most expensive whores of the world - why would they settle for the mockery of a woman?
Iran doesn't do it to AGPs anyway, they force homosexuals to "become women". If that kind of mandatory state-financed troonsition surgery+aftercare is troon-friendly, well, still no, because Iran has some sectarian "differences" going on with most of the muslim world, including those which house said rich oil sheiks.

Hope I helped!
 
Some choice images from the short little doc:

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Bonnie's power stance with ultra-muffin-top/gunt, J posing like a normal fucking dude, and Pennywise somehow taking the crown as the most ladylike of the bunch (in this one picture)
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"Currently transitioning"
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Note the fucking garbage everywhere (is there a single reason why they don't have a dumpster or burn pit for all this crap?) and Kevin hovering while Jen scavenges for some fresh fecal matter.
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Some behind the scenes of Star Wars: A New Hope. Ecological devastation.
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Kevin leering like a trooned out, turkey necked Winston Churchill looking motherfucker. A poster child for terrible posture, clothing, hair... Just down the line failure.
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Thank goodness this gook is wearing a mask, don't want to get the alpacas sick(er)
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Choose your fighter. The new Rainbow 6 is looking tight.
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Can firearm spergs weigh in on Bonnie's pistol grip?
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Solid nigger-rigging of a camera to a 2x4
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Look at those fucking posts. Straight as an arrow! Can set your watch to them!
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Stephen sells the troons their coffee and makes sure they consume the product outside so as to not scare away any other potential customers. Stephen makes money from the troons.
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Thank god Pennywise is wearing a mask inside while Xer latte is whipped up.
 
I haven't read this thread, but I came across this in the wild:
Lmao it's their neighbors who have to worry about these violently insane cultists. I hope they're well armed.
Interestingly this video has just been quietly uploaded on the AJ+ YouTube channel and hasn't been shared on their twitter, instagram, facebook or had an associated article on ajplus.net.

Anyway, Bonnie's in the comments.

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AFAIK none of the tranchers have ever made anything out of the alpaca wool?

That would be a slightly (slightly) better business model as fans of the tranch who don't knit/crochet would buy it, but that would require them knowing how to make things or spending money to outsource (plus felting the wool for insoles).
It seems like if you do nothing but shear alpacas for wool, if you did it right, you could turn a marginal profit, probably less than you'd make working at McDonald's, but you wouldn't have to work at McDonald's. It seems like the sort of thing an otherwise functional farm would do as a side deal for a little extra money and because they just happened to like alpacas.

I bet you could actually make a more decent amount of money if somehow you could control the whole supply chain, both shearing the alpacas themselves, carding and spinning the wool, and then making some kind of high quality finished products out of it that you could charge artisan prices for.

I seriously doubt these idiotic troons are even breaking even.
While I'm sure some of them would love to submit to a life of luxurious decadence, rich oil sheiks can buy the prettiest, most expensive whores of the world - why would they settle for the mockery of a woman?
I'm sure some of them are gay and/or tranny chasers. Maybe they think it's okay to bang a dude if he pretends he's a bitch. They can afford every level of perversion that can be bought. They like buying the prettiest white girls they can find to shit on them and get them to do the most degrading shit they can think of, so I'm sure some of them would be into buying a dude and making him cut his cock off.
 
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Can firearm spergs weigh in on Bonnie's pistol grip?
Paul looks like he's trying to teacup it, like some shit he's seen out of 80s or 90s action movie.

Also his shoulders are wrong, his feet are probably wrong from what I can see of his positioning. I don't know what the fuck he's doing with his head unless he's cross eye dominant.

And he's fucking disgustingly fat, which is always wrong.
 
Doesn't that just make it more likely the kick will knock you on your ass?
With that Five-seveN recoil? Probably not, and he isn't using the RPR off hand.
I don't know what the fuck he's doing with his head unless he's cross eye dominant.
Doing that instead of learning to shoot left-handed would be extremely retarded of him, so it's plausible.
 
Doesn't that just make it more likely the kick will knock you on your ass?
If you were shooting a gun with real recoil, yes. Not for Bonnie's gun because it doesn't recoil for shit but it's about having good habits so when you do fire a gun with real recoil, you can handle it. Leaning into the gun helps your body absorb the recoil better. Women and soy-influenced men lean away from the gun like it's going to bite them or some shit.

All of the footage of them shooting in that video is cringe. They just have that tiny-ass berm set up, with no range markers or anything, running around pretending to train. They've seen videos of real firearms training and they're doing their best to emulate it without understanding any of the whys. They're like the Chinese bootlegs of gun nuts.
 
If you were shooting a gun with real recoil, yes. Not for Bonnie's gun because it doesn't recoil for shit but it's about having good habits so when you do fire a gun with real recoil, you can handle it. Leaning into the gun helps your body absorb the recoil better. Women and soy-influenced men lean away from the gun like it's going to bite them or some shit.

All of the footage of them shooting in that video is cringe. They just have that tiny-ass berm set up, with no range markers or anything, running around pretending to train. They've seen videos of real firearms training and they're doing their best to emulate it without understanding any of the whys. They're like the Chinese bootlegs of gun nuts.
Suffice to say you will have nothing to fear from these retards in a gun fight.
 
Leaning into the gun helps your body absorb the recoil better. Women and soy-influenced men lean away from the gun like it's going to bite them or some shit.
My gun experience is pretty limited, but much of it was with a 12 gauge and you seriously need to lean into that, especially if you're a kid like I was, because it will definitely knock you over if you aren't prepared.
Suffice to say you will have nothing to fear from these retards in a gun fight.
I'd be terrified to be in a gun fight with these retards. I mean, if they were on my side. The friendly fire possibility would be out the roof.
 
All of the footage of them shooting in that video is cringe. They just have that tiny-ass berm set up, with no range markers or anything, running around pretending to train. They've seen videos of real firearms training and they're doing their best to emulate it without understanding any of the whys. They're like the Chinese bootlegs of gun nuts.
It's the sorry remains of Pennywise' grunt training and an unhealthy dose of /K/ LARPing, mechanically performing "maneuvers" and "drills" without any actual tactical value.
FFS in the report they said they intend the fence as a first line of defense, to stop or at least slow down any possible attackers - that kind of shoddily made crap can't stop, won't stop anyone.
Suffice to say you will have nothing to fear from these retards in a gun fight.
Sadly that doesn't make them harmless. Shooting wildly in all directions could still injure or even kill someone.
My gun experience is pretty limited, but much of it was with a 12 gauge and you seriously need to lean into that, especially if you're a kid like I was, because it will definitely knock you over if you aren't prepared.
Yeah that would send Paul tumbling backwards on his fat ass.
 
Sadly that doesn't make them harmless. Shooting wildly in all directions could still injure or even kill someone.
I'd be shocked if someone attacked them and the whole affair lasted more than 10 minutes. Assuming of course the attackers aren't complete retards also.

The tranch is the definition of a soft target. They put everything, even their camera locations and angles online. Drone recon would be pathetically easy, that fence wouldn't stop a toddler, and the trancheros are playing make believe in literally every aspect of their lives.
 
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