Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Shovel Of Ammunition]

That BRZ doesn't belong to them, it belongs to "Wolf." Wolf does not live there but and they have not elaborated on who that is.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

from what I’ve seen of us healthcare bills aren’t they fucking itemised?

You may not always get an itemized bill, but you can request one. And let's be honest. Kevin doesn't even put effort into his horny posting beyond slamming his man hands on the keyboard, typing *huff *huff, or inserting that dumbass panting emoji. He's not going to put effort into figuring out his healthcare bill. And that's assuming it exists in the first place.

I think they called down the two cave-dwellers to try and give some legitimacy to their claims of being a "safe haven" for ~queer folks~. Kev and Jen look like such tards that, if you don't know any better, you'd think the tranch took them in as part of their altruistic mission to save the qweers, when really they are one of the co-owner's "partners" and renters who pay $1,000 a month to live there.

Do you think Kevin dressing up in cartoon pajamas and looking like a slovenly mental patient was a deliberate and calculated decision, too?

 

[Law]

This is a fucking stupid question but why do they all wear glasses? Too much screen time wanking to Princess Peach destroying their eyesight? Just a wierd coincidence?
Autism?

 

[Fetish Roulette]

This is a fucking stupid question but why do they all wear glasses? Too much screen time wanking to Princess Peach destroying their eyesight? Just a weird coincidence?
Autism?

I think it's selection bias, mostly. The kids who are normal and popular and good at sports aren't the ones who got sucked down the groomer rabbit holes Kev and company did.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

This is a fucking stupid question but why do they all wear glasses? Too much screen time wanking to Princess Peach destroying their eyesight? Just a wierd coincidence?
Autism?

Appaently, autism is associated with vision problems. Troons probably wear glasses because autists can't tolerate contacts and they think glasses help hide their man faces. Which, to be honest, kind of works. They still look like men with the glasses on, but without them, they REALLY look manly.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

All life stops at the property line.

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Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

 

[2 Guys 1 Amhole]

I don't think sane people look at rainbow-clad toddlers and think "hah, gay!".

I’d actually be surprised if people see a rainbow and don’t immediately think about the LGBT—at the very least subconsciously—considering how much it is plastered on everything in association with the gay and trans community.

In fact, this is the only reason I’m chili chill with the eyesore lgbt+ flag redesigns. Real gay people and other folks can enjoy the rainbow now without having to think about the cancer that is the far left woke crowd.

Does this guy wear pajamas all day every day? I remember when I first graduated from college and had trouble finding work for 6 months. I wore pajamas and underwear in my house 24/7 when I had nothing going on because I was depressed and had no reason to dress up.

What a sad life.

 

[m40gasmask]

His antics blend perfectly into Kevin's timeline. Although at the rate he's accelerating, it could happen.

I think he's accelerating to the 41% statistic more than anything.

 

[BSC]

An update on Kevvie's neverending quest for bigger baps.

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Kevin introduces some austerity measures in the form of cutting back on OF subscriptions. How very frugal of you Kev.

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And finally, because I hate myself and want you all to feel the pain that I feel scrolling through this degenerate's twitter feed, here's some more of Kev lusting for that sweet, sweet girldick.

Spoiler: lol gross

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[Fetish Roulette]

Kevin introduces some austerity measures in the form of cutting back on OF subscriptions. How very frugal of you Kev.
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It's not just that- Kevin subscribes to the Onlyfans of people that he knows in real life. You'd think having unlimited access to the naked pictures of your friends would make hanging out a bit strange, but I guess Kev's enough of a degenerate that he doesn't have to worry about that (both seeing the friends and thing being awkward).

 

[Gone Ham]

An update on Kevvie's neverending quest for bigger baps.
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Kevin introduces some austerity measures in the form of cutting back on OF subscriptions. How very frugal of you Kev.
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And finally, because I hate myself and want you all to feel the pain that I feel scrolling through this degenerate's twitter feed, here's some more of Kev lusting for that sweet sweet girldick.
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Spoiler: lol gross

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His Grift next month will be enormous if he had to cut back on OF

 

[Shovel Of Ammunition]

It's not just that- Kevin subscribes to the Onlyfans of people that he knows in real life. You'd think having unlimited access to the naked pictures of your friends would make hanging out a bit strange, but I guess Kev's enough of a degenerate that he doesn't have to worry about that (both seeing the friends and thing being awkward).

He does not know any of these people in real life and will never hang out with any of them.

 

[Pizdec]

And finally, because I hate myself and want you all to feel the pain that I feel scrolling through this degenerate's twitter feed, here's some more of Kev lusting for that sweet, sweet girldick.

Is it bad that when I saw their pictures I thought of iDubbbz's girlfriend pre-boob surgery? Dude looks as dead and uninterested in his photos as she does.

 

[moonchild]

Does this guy wear pajamas all day every day? I remember when I first graduated from college and had trouble finding work for 6 months. I wore pajamas and underwear in my house 24/7 when I had nothing going on because I was depressed and had no reason to dress up.

What a sad life.

Despite how often he posts about how happy he is to be an uwu cute girl, Kevin's lifestyle screams "major depressive episode". he copes and copes (and seethes and dilates) but he can't hide the truth

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

I wonder if wearing normal clothes is uncomfortable for Kevin because of the amhole.

The shorts he wore for example were pretty baggy, pajama pants obviously give it a lot of space to ooze etc.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

They let 200 alpacas + sheep graze on a plot of land that one local estimates could support 3 alpaca or 6 sheep. Grazing animals are going to graze regardless of any supplemental feed they get. Here are some pics from the Tranch thread that show how they devastated their property. The neighbors' property is all low grass and scrub brush. There are even early pics of the Tranch somewhere in the thread that shows it when they first bought it and there is high and low grasses.

The destruction is visible from space. Pre-troons is on the left, a few months ago is the right.

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Here is a close up of the new fence line they just put up. All life stops at the property line.

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I'd hate to be the poor fuck trying to sell this property once the Tranch goes Jonestown. Maybe slyly intimate to a neighbor that another pack of loons is looking to buy it and they better snap it up before they have more loopy fucks in the area.

 

[Law]

You'd think having unlimited access to the naked pictures of your friends would make hanging out a bit strange

You goddamn unqueers and your dumb sexual boundaries! You're just a bunch of prudes who view sex as a personal connection instead of a public performance that's bought and sold over the Internet!

Kevin's OnlyFans subs are funny cause you know they're all dudes in lingerie. I think Kevin's life and the Tranch is like a glimpse into the future for troondom as a whole. They all want to be the one and only super-special trans in a group of attractive, fawning women, but over-recruitment (the obsession with "cracking eggs" and grooming Discords) has garanteed that troon spaces will be neckbeards all the way down. Some people joked about lesbian meetups eventually just being all disappointed perv transwomen - Kevin's life is already at this stage.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I'd hate to be the poor fuck trying to sell this property once the Tranch goes Jonestown. Maybe slyly intimate to a neighbor that another pack of loons is looking to buy it and they better snap it up before they have more loopy fucks in the area.

Considering what has happened to the entire place, I wouldn't be surprised if it gets demolished.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

Al Jazeera Tranch propaganda video was just released. (Link to video in Tranch thread.)

I was able to capture a couple rare Kevins.
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Poor Kevin. Transsalamander didn’t even rate a mention in that Al Jazeera piece. Disappointing for a guy who thinks of himself as a famous internet celebrity.

Must be slim pickings over at the Tranch when Peener, Boner and Jay(?) are deemed to be the most presentable representatives of Tenacious Unicorn.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Poor Kevin. Transsalamander didn’t even rate a mention in that Al Jazeera piece. Disappointing for a guy who thinks of himself as a famous internet celebrity.

Must be slim pickings over at the Tranch when Peener, Boner and Jay(?) are deemed to be the most presentable representatives of Tenacious Unicorn.

Could it be not in spite of, but because of his significant online following? Kevin is a famous online celebrity, just not in the way he wants to be. Maybe the Tranchers didn't want people like us getting more opportunities to document Rare Kevins.