Imprint | Description | Pile(s) | Generic | Brand name | Status | Used for |
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IB 200 | clear blue softgel | 3x morning, 3x night | ibuprofen 200mg | Advil | OTC | inflammation |
PC19 | clear blue softgel | 2x morning, 2x night | naproxen 220mg | Aleve | OTC | inflammation |
NEX[IUM 20mg] | purple/tan capsule | 1x morning | esomeprazole ER 20mg | NexIUM 24HR | OTC | acid reflux, ulcers, NSAID-induced ulcers¹ |
4 0 | white oval | 1x night | atorvastatin 40mg | Lipitor | Rx | high cholesterol |
Xa | red triangle | 1x morning | rivaroxiban 20 mg | Xarelto | Rx | blood clots, atrial fibrillation |
595 | blue/white capsule | 1x morning | diltiazem ER 120 mg | Cardizem | Rx | hypertension |
338 | yellow circle | 1x noon | tadalafil 10mg | Cialis | Rx | pulmonary hypertension, erectile dysfunction |
PX 1 | white oval | 1x night | pramipexole 0.25mg | Mirapex | Rx | parkinsonism, restless legs syndrome² |
U-S 500 | pink oval | 4x night | divalproex DR 500mg | Depakote | Rx | epilepsy, bipolar mania, migraines³ |
7.5 | white oval | 2x? morning, 1x noon, 1x night | buspirone 7.5mg | BuSpar | Rx | anxiety |
Not visible | green/white capsule | 1x night | duloxetine DR 30mg? | Cymbalta | Rx | depression |
Not visible | blue capsule | 1x morning | lisdexamfetamine 60mg? | Vyvanse? | Rx | ADHD⁴ |
Not visible | beige softgel | 1x morning | progesterone 100mg? | Prometrium? | Rx | trans⁵ |
Not visible | clear capsule/brown powder | 1x morning | psyllium? | Sennaprompt? | OTC | constipation |
Not visible | white stadium | 1x morning | could be anything | | ? | |
Not visible | clear capsule/white powder | 1x morning | ditto | | ? | |
Not visible | white large circle | 1x morning | ditto (but consistent with mineral supplements) | | ? | |
Not visible | white small circle | 1x morning | ditto (ditto) | | ? | |
None | beige stadium | 2x morning | multivitamin | | Not a drug. | |
None | clear red/orange gummy | 3x morning, 2x night | multivitamin⁶ | | Not a drug. | |
None | clear gold | 1x morning, 1x noon, 1x night | omega-3 supplement | | Not a drug. | |
[1] I was going to write a long 'what the fuck' note here about the unsafe NSAID usage (did you know that Muscato has cardiovascular
and gastrointestinal risk factors?) but the simplest answer is that it's a lie for the photo op (and the Nexium is as-needed for
heartburn). If not, what the fuck.
[2] No Twitter results, but the low, once-daily dosage suggests RLS, not Parkinson's disease.
[3] Dose is probably too high for migraine prophylaxis, plus see
this Tweet.
@Aunt Carol is on the money here; mentions bipolar disorder in
this one.
[4] This might be a different stimulant (a lot of them come in blue capsules), but it doesn't look like any Adderall formulation I know. Could be the psych decided on something else.
[5] I really don't know about this one.
Claimed to have been on finasteride, spironolactone, and (patch) estrogen—but also
talked about stopping the estrogen, and while the spiro
might be one of the round white ones I'm pretty sure there's no finasteride in this picture.
[6] Might literally just be gummies. Might be healthier that way, too; gummy vitamins have questionable quality control in the first place, and I've never heard of one with a
recommended dose of 5/day...