The Mad Science of Height Gains
It's easy to have a dumb opinion. This is especially true on the Internet. Search the Internet for any possible dumb opinion, and you'll find someone advocating for it. This thread is full of examples of incels having dumb opinions, which, in my own (admittedly dumb) opinion, is fucking boring.
You know what's
not boring?
A thread full of teenagers illegally injecting experimental Chinese steroids, in order to "maximise" their gains from puberty (OP). Annotations in
italics, as usual:
You know what, I actually respect and root for this guy. He has a precocious intellect, and an encyclopedic knowledge of the human endocrine system. Here's his response to a fellow poster, who was concerned about the inclusion of a tranny hormone in his steroid stack:
This poster's name is Henry_Gandy (an allusion to David Gandy, the male model). As the thread progresses, it's clear that Henry_Gandy doesn't just want to be tall. He wants to be an
immortal giant.
The thread is then derailed by a few pages of retarded infighting. Henry_Gandy continues his excursion into the unknown:
And addresses some more concerns. He's apparently found a way to halt / reverse skeletal aging by deactivating the body's natural cancer-suppression mechanisms:
A newcomer to the thread comments succinctly,
> surprise height or surprise cancer, what a gamble.
Gandy is unfazed.
An insecure teenager enters the thread with some concerns of his own, leading to this golden exchange:
Another poster is concerned about the cost:
At this point, Gandy and the OP are the only ones who have actually taken a steroid regimen. Not anymore. A third contender enters the ring, with much less glowing reviews:
A thread regular diagnoses the newcomer with hepatitis. The newcomer confirms this:
Which I think is a good note to end this post on.
Tagging our medicine / biochemistry spergs:
@The Littlest Shitlord ,
@cuddle striker ,
@sperginity ,
@eternal dog mongler . Is any of this shit legit?