The Super Best Friends Super Best Griefing Thread - Matt's a cuck, Liam is a bitch, Pat's a loony and Woolie's Way is now trademarked

Francis York Morgan said:
You somehow missed that Matt is a confirmed cuck. Pat is also likely cucked but at least he and Paige somehow haven't let it completely slip like Matt and his retarded wife did.

Other than that, not really a ton of Matt content discussed here because it's bland and forgettable.
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Wait, what’s the story on Matt being a cuck?
I know Plague simps hard for Paige, but I’ve understood that the reason she’s with Pat is that she’s the one dating up still.
 
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McMitch4kf said:
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Managed to find it. Yeah, that’s a pretty bad look on their marriage, but we could all tell it was going to be rough when she was unfunny in videos.
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Leana always had big Karen energy to her: from voice to appearance to the way she talks/her manners.

I would love to see a parallel universe where instead of (clearly) settling for Leana Matt got into shape, became a chad and found someone beautiful both inside and outside to be with because I feel like she rubbed off a lot on him. She may have not been the Yoko Ono of the group solely being the reason behind the breakup as some speculate, but I think she is definitely at least partially responsible for the way Matt is today.

My theory on Matt settling as I called it is based on the assumption that Matt is not super popular among ladies (not a very bold assumption I think), based on him being an ugly ass balding fat soyboy, stories Matt told himself over the years and the hypothesis and/or rumor (idk what to call it) someone else made about him basically only dating once in college before Leana (it was mentioned in the thread somewhere not long ago.)
 
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McMitch4kf said:
Link does not work.
Managed to find it. Yeah, that’s a pretty bad look on their marriage, but we could all tell it was going to be rough when she was unfunny in videos.
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wait was this the tweet that made people think Matt was a cuck? i thought people thought that because of that swinging story he had on the podcast. This tweet seems more like Leana being the typical look-at-me-im-an-LGBTQ-ally post that tries hard to be progressive, especially with them being friends with the Star chick and she got hooked with another lesbo.

All of them have sunk to the LGBTQ juice tbh, mainly their ladies, Paige is on this too, especially Liam since hes closest to the Mom guy on twitter.
 
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Ash97 said:
Leana always had big Karen energy to her: from voice to appearance to the way she talks/her manners.

I would love to see a parallel universe where instead of (clearly) settling for Leana Matt got into shape, became a chad and found someone beautiful both inside and outside to be with because I feel like she rubbed off a lot on him. She may have not been the Yoko Ono of the group solely being the reason behind the breakup as some speculate, but I think she is definitely at least partially responsible for the way Matt is today.

My theory on Matt settling as I called it is based on the assumption that Matt is not super popular among ladies (not a very bold assumption I think), based on him being an ugly ass balding fat soyboy, stories Matt told himself over the years and the hypothesis and/or rumor (idk what to call it) someone else made about him basically only dating once in college before Leana (it was mentioned in the thread somewhere not long ago.)
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It was discussed very early on in the thread but I generally agree. Leana wasn't THE reason SBF broke up but she's a contributing factor. Before the breakup (and I think the tweets are saved in this thread), she was blowing smoke up his ass about what a "creative force" Matt is and how "limiting" the channel was to him. Problem is that nothing on his channel other than his half-assed "Wha Happun?" videos seem to get much traction and those are videos that easily could have been additional SBF content with a little retooling. So not exactly giving off those "stifled genius" vibes like post-GG JonTron.

It's also been pointed out that she also doesn't like Pat and despises Paige, which probably also contributed to building tensions. As much as people get at Paige and Pat these days for stirring up drama, Leana likes to do it too. I'm sure having both Paige and Leana pulling their best Mean Girls shit in private further exasperated things on top of the other mounting issues (Matt wanting to be a franchise, Pat wanting to be a NEET, Woolie wanting to be black).

As for their marriage, I'll just say that neither I or my significant other would be putting out some of the weird-ass messages they do but we've seen worse spousal social media interactions on the Farms. I think it's been brought up before that Leana's family has money so if you think Matt's settling then at least he's somewhat doing it right if that's true. One thing for sure that Matt's doing much better on as time progresses is limiting his time on Twitter (and thus lowering his chances of saying or doing something stupid like Pat and Paige) and at least trying something new. The "classic" approach Woolie has been shooting for doesn't work and Pat is, I think, starting to turn people away with his increasingly low effort output and poor attitude. I don't like his content or his person that much, but I can at least acknowledge that he's trying.
 
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pat sure is busy, he really has it rough. he's had a whole day and a half of arguing with people online about weapon durability, that's a lot of work for the baby man
 

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clicked on a screenshot of the "pick one of these fascist or communist things or fuck off" option on the disco subreddit and found someone dragging woolie in the comments

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i'd call it accurate tbh but i also enjoy seeing woolie get uncomfortable and made fun of by the game simply cause he expects the game to agree with him more than he should. him trying to "win" the game as hard as possible is 100% the worst problem with it though that's the most agreeable thing imo
 
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Francis York Morgan said:
One thing for sure that Matt's doing much better on as time progresses is limiting his time on Twitter (and thus lowering his chances of saying or doing something stupid like Pat and Paige)
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yeah, I think him tweeting contrarian shit like RE2R and Joker not being good (both tweets deleted after subsequent backlash) were major contributing factors to him shutting the fuck up for the most part
 
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wait was this the tweet that made people think Matt was a cuck? i thought people thought that because of that swinging story he had on the podcast. This tweet seems more like Leana being the typical look-at-me-im-an-LGBTQ-ally post that tries hard to be progressive, especially with them being friends with the Star chick and she got hooked with another lesbo.
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She's bragging about fucking other people and passing it off as some sort of enlightened polyamory. Her husband is an obese depressed ex YouTube star who probably can't even get a hard on, he's not getting any side pussy, he's just ok with that cunt fucking other dudes because he's afraid of being alone. You can almost set your watch to a woman cucking a man who has no male like qualities
 
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I would advice Woolie and Pat to read a book from time to time.
Most themes in Kojima games and other political fiction stories are retelings of ideas that go as far as hundreds of years.

It's just that most people playing games are in the age bracket of 15-25 (or are emotionally stunned people in there 30's) so they have little to knowledge on philosophy or political sciences.
So when they hear about social interactions 101 it blows there mind.
 
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Terror Rism said:
clicked on a screenshot of the "pick one of these fascist or communist things or fuck off" option on the disco subreddit and found someone dragging woolie in the comments

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i'd call it accurate tbh but i also enjoy seeing woolie get uncomfortable and made fun of by the game simply cause he expects the game to agree with him more than he should. him trying to "win" the game as hard as possible is 100% the worst problem with it though that's the most agreeable thing imo
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Man, feels good to see woolie get called out for once. Really showcases how out of touch he is and how low standards the remaining fans is. If this was the subreddit, that comment would either get downvoted or spawn a new woolie appreciation thread.

Also, woolie is really milking up the podcast for all it's worth huh. The announcement isnt even a real video, just a screenshot. He'll also be streaming more disco elysium and guilty gear... yaaaaay...

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She's bragging about fucking other people and passing it off as some sort of enlightened polyamory. Her husband is an obese depressed ex YouTube star who probably can't even get a hard on, he's not getting any side pussy, he's just ok with that cunt fucking other dudes because he's afraid of being alone. You can almost set your watch to a woman cucking a man who has no male like qualities
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Nah i have to agree with the others , that tweet reads more like virtue signalling than anything else....
Besides if he was on a poly relationship she would display it proudly and you know it
 
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Nigga is literally going "but muh likes" as a form of argument. We reddit now.

Idk if Matt is really a cuck, I feel like it would be at least on the table at some point with a guy like him, but I don't think that his wife saying that shit just once with no elaboration or proof beyond that is enough to say that he's getting cucked beyond any reasonable doubt.

1. Polys love to CONSTANTLY brag about and defend their retarded lifestyle.
2. Matt's wife is just as ugly and unfuckable as he is, perhaps even more so, given that Matt is at least internet famous
 
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