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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
I'd be shocked if someone attacked them and the whole affair lasted more than 10 minutes. Assuming of course the attackers aren't complete retards also.

The tranch is the definition of a soft target. They put everything, even their camera locations and angles online. Drone recon would be pathetically easy, that fence wouldn't stop a toddler, and the trancheros are playing make believe in literally every aspect of their lives.
Sure, but inside that retarded LARPing and drumming up drama to get them fat wads of griftbux there's a very hard kernel of paranoia and they might actually shoot someone who's just at the wrong place at the wrong time, trying to find another ranch, whatever. They wouldn't stand a chance against actual attackers with the level of competence required to carry out an attack against them, but an unsuspecting random person wouldn't stand a chance against the Troon Troop.
 
Sure, but inside that retarded LARPing and drumming up drama to get them fat wads of griftbux there's a very hard kernel of paranoia and they might actually shoot someone who's just at the wrong place at the wrong time, trying to find another ranch, whatever. They wouldn't stand a chance against actual attackers with the level of competence required to carry out an attack against them, but an unsuspecting random person wouldn't stand a chance against the Troon Troop.
I have zero doubt that they will end up injuring a random innocent in the wrong place at the wrong time but my scenario is predicated more on someone or someones with intent.
 
He did, these lunatics genuinely believe alpaca are queer
Considering they're huge furries, this is worrying.
I have zero doubt that they will end up injuring a random innocent in the wrong place at the wrong time but my scenario is predicated more on someone or someones with intent.
I agree with you here. They're more likely to flame out by shooting one of their own members than a member of the community. So many of these creep communes end in violence or legal battles because their biggest enemies are always their own egos.
 
Fucking Jarrod Stanley has the gall in that video to make it sound like his parents kicked him out when we have evidence that his mom and sister support him declaring himself "queer" and "trans", support his political views even if they themselves disagree with them, and want to have a relationship with him. If this fat scruffy asshole got an ultimatum for anything, it was probably for acting like an erractic under-employed rage-monster, not for "participating in the BLM uprisings" while having "conservative parents". You know this guy punches holes in the drywall.
Also way to move to an all-white enclave like the Tranch, Jarrod. Too many black folks in your parent's neighborhood for you?
 
Fucking Jarrod Stanley has the gall in that video to make it sound like his parents kicked him out when we have evidence that his mom and sister support him declaring himself "queer" and "trans", support his political views even if they themselves disagree with them, and want to have a relationship with him. If this fat scruffy asshole got an ultimatum for anything, it was probably for acting like an erractic under-employed rage-monster, not for "participating in the BLM uprisings" while having "conservative parents". You know this guy punches holes in the drywall.
Also way to move to an all-white enclave like the Tranch, Jarrod. Too many black folks in your parent's neighborhood for you?
I do think his mom asked him not to proclaim himself a member of antifa because when it was declared a terrorist organization it really complicated her job at DHS or something.
 
Little late but I was surprised no one caught this...

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I bet that would give anyone constipation, especially since it's cheese and premade. Though that would be a positive since all that would need to happen is to have fecal fetishist Jen dig in their assholes for free scat to eat.
It also isn't real so there's that.
 
I shouldn't be surprised, but it's still disappointing that international journalist couldn't be bothered to do any digging into the Tranch's claims of harassment.

They didn't even reach out to the local news anchor whom the troons reported was also sent the "white powder," long ago at the beginning of the saga, which might have seemed like a solid cut-away interview.

Or the intrepid AJ cameraman could have panned slowly over the damming report from March's alpaca necropsy during a voiceover.
 
I shouldn't be surprised, but it's still disappointing that international journalist couldn't be bothered to do any digging into the Tranch's claims of harassment.

They didn't even reach out to the local news anchor whom the troons reported was also sent the "white powder," long ago at the beginning of the saga, which might have seemed like a solid cut-away interview.

Or the intrepid AJ cameraman could have panned slowly over the damming report from March's alpaca necropsy during a voiceover.
They probably see it as an easy job to keep positive relations with the gays and nothing more. The way they dispassionately describe them and their situation just reeks of it being a throwaway piece, even if they did put a crew on site.
 
I shouldn't be surprised, but it's still disappointing that international journalist couldn't be bothered to do any digging into the Tranch's claims of harassment.
Lmao wat? You're expecting a "journalist" to do journalism instead of just mindlessly echoing utter bullshit claims from trannies?

Did you miss the memo?

No matter how nonsensical and obviously fictional the claims of a tranny are, they have to be relayed as 100% absolute truth.

Fact checking is a hate crime. If a tranny says it, it's true.
 
there's an uncomfortable number of people defending their retardation in the comments of the video
Current year leftists are basically mandated by the church of liberalism to automatically assume anyone complaining about something a troon does is automatically wrong and anything a troon says is automatically correct. Outside of us, most people have no idea about the specifics of the Tranch so it's not shocking the comments are ass-kissing.
 
Tranch fans - Philip's mama's famous hummus has landed and it looks as awful as I feared (disclosure: I hate the stuff so I may be biased)

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Regarding that hilarious AJ fluffumentary, I had to rewind this bit as I was sure I had misheard;



I hadn't...'no reliance on my family' - say what now?

Remind me again who at the minimum enabled you to be on the ranch in the first place - what's that word again Paul?
Oh, yea...'Mother' your MOTHER

But no reliance on family? Sure, whatever you say...

End thought: believe me Mr Mendoza, you have no concerns on the 'visibility' score either, lard-ass
 
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Tranch fans - Philip's mama's famous hummus has landed and it looks as awful as I feared (disclosure: I hate the stuff so I may be biased)

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Jesus Bloodklaat Christ, what is in that sickpile? Penny's mother is some shade of Arab if I recall, so she might have added an extra regional ingredient or two, but that colouring...wtf man.

I've eaten a metric ton of the stuff and did a quick recipe search - nope, zero evidence that this is anywhere close to actual hummus. Horseface has obviously added something gross and sugary to it to please the troon palate. Cheeto dust, perhaps? Or he's chucked in way too much of something like turmeric in an attempt to be fancy, then added something else to "compensate" for fucking up the balance.

I hope it gives them all the screaming shits and causes their sewage system to ragesplode gallons of neon-yellow diarrhoea and amhole pus all over the place. Plumber Earl ain't coming out to help you wrangle the nightmare either, so git ter plunging and slopping, yer godforsaken insectoids.
 
I hope it gives them all the screaming shits and causes their sewage system to ragesplode gallons of neon-yellow diarrhoea and amhole pus all over the place. Plumber Earl ain't coming out to help you wrangle the nightmare either, so git ter plunging and slopping, yer godforsaken insectoids.

I have got to stop reading this thread when eating.

But will be fun to see if Kevin gets his period again.
 
I've eaten a metric ton of the stuff and did a quick recipe search - nope, zero evidence that this is anywhere close to actual hummus. Horseface has obviously added something gross and sugary to it to please the troon palate. Cheeto dust, perhaps? Or he's chucked in way too much of something like turmeric in an attempt to be fancy, then added something else to "compensate" for fucking up the balance.
Curry, carrot and pumpkin additives tend to color hummus this way. Whether those defile the original recipe, I do not know, but it is possible to get the "newborn poop yellow" look without employing cheetos.
Doesn't mean Phil didn't do it, of course.
 
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