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idk how many of you hang out in the subreddit, but I don't understand why people there are still posting pictures of Khet and making fun of her despite DSP already giving us more than enough reasons to mock him, i mean she was smart enough to stay as far away as she could from Fill's trainwreck "legacy", the least we could do is cut her some slack, and not repost again and again screenshots of her from a 3 year old stream
I like how some dood from reddit came here expecting that we all should "cut some slack". Dood youre in the farms, the primo place to shitpost and make fun of people, Fuck off to reddit and stay there.
 
Hey, just so you guys know: now Phil is saying that he left Twitch triumphally and because HE WANTED IT.

That's the ""official"" lore for now!
He left Twitch. He didn't left the partnership willingly. And clip that shit and throw it in his face when he crawls back to Twitch next year in April because he will be eligble for partnership then. I bet he will return to Twitch before to build up the necessary stats and then he will probably say "Twitch apologized behind the scenes and I am so glad I am back. Now support me!"
 
I was perusing the subreddit yesterday and came across this gem:

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Bunch of fucking thin-skinned faggots over there for real.
I'm gonna guess that's ThatAnonyMouse, and yes, be better. Like him: paying the loser you're talking about to mod his sadass chat in true SS fashion while the Great Leader shits on you like the cuck that you are. Also join his secret discord where he can indoctrinate you properly, then after having been a pathetic attention "whore" (I use the word as some sort of insult) for a long time in his chat, realize he doesn't give 2 shits about you, try to cater up to detractors by announcing you're "totally gonna leak something big!" and try to use the sad little amount of attention you have finally gotten afterwards to start streaming (but then fail because you have no personality). Be better, be ThatAnonyMouse.

I'll take my MATI and sperg ratings now, thank you.
 
I’m surprised that Phil hasn’t started to ask his paypigs to send him cash through the mail. He wouldn’t like it of course but since he continues not to pay tax on anything he could cut out the fees from PayPal and such.
Wouldn't be surprised with the behind da scenes help. After all on twitch, he was baited with a possible donoation a while ago through Western Union and he wanted more info from the guy.
Hey, just so you guys know: now Phil is saying that he left Twitch triumphally and because HE WANTED IT.

That's the ""official"" lore for now!
He left Twitch. He didn't left the partnership willingly. And clip that shit and throw it in his face when he crawls back to Twitch next year in April because he will be eligble for partnership then. I bet he will return to Twitch before to build up the necessary stats and then he will probably say "Twitch apologized behind the scenes and I am so glad I am back. Now support me!"
Holy F*ck lol. Now he's on YT, he thinks he can memoryhole the twitch expierience he offered. The 10 year plan memoryhole was great too. Dave did everything right, Twitch did everything wrong. Balrog, I think you are on to something.
 
I was perusing the subreddit yesterday and came across this gem:

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Bunch of fucking thin-skinned faggots over there for real.
It is stupid to call his mom a whore though. She's a mentally lazy, proto-hovermom with a bad smoking habit, bad house taste, and hoarding issue. She failed to raise her son, no one disagrees there. Calling her a whore is a great example of what null said, using in dsp so hard and so blindly that everything gets pulled into the retardation. Just watch and laugh, don't feel compelled to make shit up, he's plenty.
 
It is stupid to call his mom a whore though. She's a mentally lazy, proto-hovermom with a bad smoking habit, bad house taste, and hoarding issue. She failed to raise her son, no one disagrees there. Calling her a whore is a great example of what null said, using in dsp so hard and so blindly that everything gets pulled into the retardation. Just watch and laugh, don't feel compelled to make shit up, he's plenty.
Fair enough, but I want to offer a counter-point:

Telling an internet stranger to "be better" for calling another internet stranger's mother a mean name on a stupid internet forum is fucking gay and retarded.
 
Case in point:

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-EDIT- And just when I posted this, he AGAIN mentioned the amount of viewers:

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And he's completely talking about of his ass btw, since pre-streams are typically quite busy because people want to watch the freakshow and hear this hermit's nonsensical hot takes. Or rather: they used to be, before he made his chat on Youtube subscriber-only.

It's bothering him, and he's constantly lying to himself so it will turn into "the truth" eventually in his own mind, like with basically everything he has ever talked about that involves himself.
He's "now" a streamer and wasn't one before? Curious
 
DSP is ramping up the begging today and has urged people to tip him four times in the past hour. Today is the last day he needs support via tipping, and Monday "will be back to normal, how it used to be".

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If I'm not mistaken, Snowkarl just tipped $1.30, followed by a $40 tip from "Sandkarl". It's often been theorized that the $1.30 tips are from whales essentially confirming their bigger tip later in the stream.
 
If I'm not mistaken, Snowkarl just tipped $1.30, followed by a $40 tip from "Sandkarl". It's often been theorized that the $1.30 tips are from whales essentially confirming their bigger tip later in the stream.
It's obvious that whoever is AndreTheDJ is the guy tipping under the Karl names tbh

Guy was chatting about it in chat. almost certain Andre is OIC and also the sandkarl and schnoozkarl or whatever.
 
Case in point:

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-EDIT- And just when I posted this, he AGAIN mentioned the amount of viewers:

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And he's completely talking about of his ass btw, since pre-streams are typically quite busy because people want to watch the freakshow and hear this hermit's nonsensical hot takes. Or rather: they used to be, before he made his chat on Youtube subscriber-only.

It's bothering him, and he's constantly lying to himself so it will turn into "the truth" eventually in his own mind, like with basically everything he has ever talked about that involves himself.

It's hilarious because it's completely ego driven. The whales giving him money isn't enough. He has to have 500 people watching him even though on 1 or 2 of them are giving him the majority of his paycheck.

DSP is ramping up the begging today and has urged people to tip him four times in the past hour. According to him, today is the last day he needs support via tipping, and Monday "will be back to normal, how it used to be".

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Do any of these idiots who give him money ever at least think:

  • Who the hell needs $400 for an off day?
  • Why the hell pay hundreds of dollars to watch someone play a game when I could just buy it and play it themselves?
  • Why is some random sleazy man shouting their name out once in a while so valuable?
  • What makes them so unappealing in real life that attention on the internet is worth thousands of dollars?
 
What is he doing tomorrow that will run $400?
I didn't realize he pays out $400 to post shit takes on twitter all day.
Case in point:

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-EDIT- And just when I posted this, he AGAIN mentioned the amount of viewers:

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And he's completely talking about of his ass btw, since pre-streams are typically quite busy because people want to watch the freakshow and hear this hermit's nonsensical hot takes. Or rather: they used to be, before he made his chat on Youtube subscriber-only.

It's bothering him, and he's constantly lying to himself so it will turn into "the truth" eventually in his own mind, like with basically everything he has ever talked about that involves himself.
lmao. No one will be upset when you don't show up.
 
That'll never happen.

Phil trains his whales and wheelchairs to let his antics go unpunished by use of gaslighting and lies. And none of them have the mental capacity to realize that they've been duped. And and the ones that do call it out still suck his cock, but almost never do anything about it; On rare occasions, they'd have the stones to leave and find someone else to watch.

That's kind of how a narcissist works: nothing they do is wrong in their eyes, and they train their enablers to think the very same thing.
He told his viewers that he NEEDED to hit the Tips Goal the past three days in order to “make it” to the Youtube payment.
They consistently didn’t hit the Goal and…absolutely nothing happened. It really couldn’t be more transparent.
 
He left Twitch. He didn't left the partnership willingly. And clip that shit and throw it in his face when he crawls back to Twitch next year in April because he will be eligble for partnership then. I bet he will return to Twitch before to build up the necessary stats and then he will probably say "Twitch apologized behind the scenes and I am so glad I am back. Now support me!"
Just a reminder for when he returns to Twitch that he also burned the bridge by saying the site is just catering to hot tub whores and he doesn't wan to be a part of it until they crack down on the "gross disgusting shit" happening on the platform.
DSP is ramping up the begging today and has urged people to tip him four times in the past hour. According to him, today is the last day he needs support via tipping, and Monday "will be back to normal, how it used to be".

Archived for future reference:

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The successful business, the one that literally can not wait TWO days to get a fat check for thousands of dollars because they'll go under.
 
So somewhere in the middle of the prestream, Phil stated that all of today's tips were going to pay for his groceries, a meal out with his wife, and 'whatever else the end up doing' on their day off.
He is straight up begging for money to splurge on a day out with his wife and still framing it as some kind of necessity, and he's doing it without a hint of irony.
Guy was chatting about it in chat. almost certain Andre is OIC and also the sandkarl and schnoozkarl or whatever.
AndreTheDJ was also posting in chat asking if anyone had any ideas for other funny Karl names.

EDIT: Apparently we settled on spacekarl and messaged with the 'Leeerrrooyyyy' Jenkins meme.
I don't know what's more offensive, OiC's stupidity or his lack of creativity.

Phil has also not paused to verify any of these alias tips, so he either clearly recognizes the email and completely trusts it, or he was told they were coming. As always.
 
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So, this is it.
After the twitch ban we thought we get Phil in turbo pigmode every day?
What i see is, this is it. I mean, really. This is it.
Him streaming to only his mods. Like a non adult Onlyfans. His handfull of deranged mods sitting there, naked and masturbating. Sifting every $ of their income to a slimy, greasy fantasy.
I think this is the nonending end to this saga.
 
So somewhere in the middle of the prestream, Phil stated that all of today's tips were going to pay for his groceries, a meal out with his wife, and 'whatever else the end up doing' on their day off.
He is straight up begging for money to splurge on a day out with his wife and still framing it as some kind of necessity, and he's doing it without a hint of irony.

AndreTheDJ was also posting in chat asking if anyone had any ideas for other funny Karl names.
What a sad, lonely individual.

Either way, snowkarl getting too popular for his own good, he got himself banned last year by becoming a meme/popular chat regular and Phil despises having to compete for attention of the chat. OIC trying to piggyback on his popularity will back fire and snowkarl will get banned and OIC a slap on the wrist for not toeing the line. I give it 2 weeks, tops.
 
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