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I've always had suspicions Dear Leader was a god, but I never imagined he was literally Jesus.
Bane's special needs brother.
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I've always had suspicions Dear Leader was a god, but I never imagined he was literally Jesus.
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edit: video is archived
I've always had suspicions Dear Leader was a god, but I never imagined he was literally Jesus.
Tyce couldn't even conjure up something this insane, and (hopefully) this is real!The transcript written as I heard it and as he spoke it.
Uhhhh.
Yeah this the me.
Ehh--
*long pause*
I-I bent...showing you vidyos about...Nurlr?
UHH.
Bout fu- NULLF KIWI FARNMS.
Yeah, UH, Null? Thisis mah warning to you.
Weurr goingt crooceifeye youlike...like the romuns did tageesus.
Weurrgocrooceifeye youlike no other...ehh-NOT uh eh, lie-no otherperson that will?
CROOCEIFEYENEEONE.
NOW-a guy on UHH Skype name WILL?
*long pause*
gru-
GRAH-HAM...I'll shullyou thelink below.
Nah. Nemmermine.
UHH...OW.
*grunts*
I'll tellyun Skypeifyou addmeh.
That'speoplewhodon'tlieNull justellme whoyouare. Isyousawmyvideo shitlikethat.
UH OK BUH-
Sono weurr goncrooceifeyeyou addwewill...slay you.
EHN.
I'hm not gon' do it. I'hmnot gonduu...slay you? Otherpipplearr.
NOW LET-EN-THIS BE EH WARN TO YOU...
TAKE DOWN SHITNIGGER OR ELSE SUMTHIN BAAD WILL HAPPEN.
OK?
SEE YA FOLKS.
Take down shitnigger? So Kiwi Farms is off the hook? K... cyaThe transcript written as I heard it and as he spoke it.
Uhhhh.
Yeah this the me.
Ehh--
*long pause*
I-I bent...showing you vidyos about...Nurlr?
UHH.
Bout fu- NULLF KIWI FARNMS.
Yeah, UH, Null? Thisis mah warning to you.
Weurr goingt crooceifeye youlike...like the romuns did tageesus.
Weurrgocrooceifeye youlike no other...ehh-NOT uh eh, lie-no otherperson that will?
CROOCEIFEYENEEONE.
NOW-a guy on UHH Skype name WILL?
*long pause*
gru-
GRAH-HAM...I'll shullyou thelink below.
Nah. Nemmermine.
UHH...OW.
*grunts*
I'll tellyun Skypeifyou addmeh.
That'speoplewhodon'tlieNull justellme whoyouare. Isyousawmyvideo shitlikethat.
UH OK BUH-
Sono weurr goncrooceifeyeyou addwewill...slay you.
EHN.
I'hm not gon' do it. I'hmnot gonduu...slay you? Otherpipplearr.
NOW LET-EN-THIS BE EH WARN TO YOU...
TAKE DOWN SHITNIGGER OR ELSE SUMTHIN BAAD WILL HAPPEN.
OK?
SEE YA FOLKS.
moonface moonface can't you seeI've always had suspicions Dear Leader was a god, but I never imagined he was literally Jesus.
But only if you don't value your sanity or will to live.He is a piece of work @The Dude. And legit. Check out the diaper vid if you have yet to.
Or your job.But only if you don't value your sanity or will to live.
Da fuq? Da fuq, you guys? Guys? Da fuq???
So a retarded 500-lb furry with our leader's dox is trying to hire a Filipino hitman to take down Null? Just another Monday here on the Farms.