Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Yamamura]

One of Kevin's mutuals, Gender Faggot, visited the Tranch but didn't even talk to Kevin.
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. . . because Kevin wasn't wearing pants?
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Kevin is whining about the snub and admits he's a cave troll who does no work.
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Wedge debates two bigots who dare question the fact that genital preference = transphobia. Includes such gems as "phalloplasty do look and function the exact same."

Spoiler: Long

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Holy shit lol, there's a lot to unpack here. I don't know what's funnier the fact that these two troons drove all the way to the Tranch in middle of nowhere, just to avoid Kevin the entire time or the awkward twitter exchange that happened afterward. Penny didn't even bother to tell Kevin that his internet friends came to visit. That level of snub is actually pretty brutal, where Kevin thought they were actually close acquaintances, but they would rather hang out with Penny and the others over him. Also "bad eyesight" my ass. I bet Kevin was holed up in his room because he thought it was too awkward to confront them.

It actually makes me rethink Kevin's position in the greater scheme of things. I always saw him as a sort of D list celebrity in troon world, where it is an honor to meet him in person. But now I find he might actually be "that guy" even other troons try to avoid because even they don't enjoy his company. And according to Kevin this has happened twice now.

 

[The Anarki Main]

The moment I saw the diaper-fur shit, I think my eyes got HIV.

 

[Trianon]

Kevin loves his new tranny slaves "additions" SO MUCH. Not enough to get out and help with the labor in any meaningful way though.
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Spoiler: retards on the ranch

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Kevvie's orc gf is getting FAT.
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Spoiler: lol FAT

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Got ninja'd by Lubby on the Gender Faggot tweet, but I found it really amusing that he's such a fucking shut-in that he doesn't notice when his "friends" visit the tranch.

Also this:
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"My eyesight is bad". Trans elder indeed.

Dying at Kevin squinting outside. "Looks like sum varmints comin' in from ouch yonder. Wouldn't know nothin' 'bout that. Can't see a lick, and Ma always said I was awful shy." [spits out his own cum]

 

[AmbiTron]

Wedge has a new haircut.
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Bruh this fucking haircut I can't even. I swear it is like every time he puts on makeup, clothing, accessories, hairstyle etc it is an attempt to make himself look even more hideous and unfuckable. At least his hair somewhat obscured the cro-magnon brow ridge but this one seems tailored to show it off. It's like a midget asking a doctor to remove his shins because he's too tall and somebody might mistake him for a normal person. Wedge disgusts me as much or more than Kevin on a physical level, the only advantage he has is that his skin doesn't look like beat-up leather quite as much as Kevin yet.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Remember all those jokes we made about trannys pretending to be coof-conscious so people can't tell they're men? Well, we've gotten confirmation on that front from Kev himself!


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In other news, Kevin is making preparations for Denfur.


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[Owner of a Lonely Hole]

In other news, Kevin is making preparations for Denfur.
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This motherfucker think he gon’ be like Joey Chestnut with them furfag cocks

Spoiler: AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMHOLE PARTY

 

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Wedge has a new haircut.
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And a new porn clip featuring his ball-less nutsack.
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Spoiler: NSFL

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He cut off too much and lost his eyebrows.

Remember all those jokes we made about trannys pretending to be coof-conscious so people can't tell they're men? Well, we've gotten confirmation on that front from Kev himself!
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In other news, Kevin is making preparations for Denfur.
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"I never get clocked if I wear a mask!"

Your receding hairline says otherwise.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Remember all those jokes we made about trannys pretending to be coof-conscious so people can't tell they're men? Well, we've gotten confirmation on that front from Kev himself!
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Trannies get clocked more when they're wearing the face diaper because it draws attention to whatever they're trying to hide. Same thing with chokers they all wear. Your eyes are drawn to it now and more likely to notice the masculinity.

 

[John Furrman]

This motherfucker think he gon’ be like Joey Chestnut with them furfag cocks

Spoiler: AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE AN AMHOLE PARTY

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I think he might freak out about something retarded or a minor slight and then ruin his own time by staying in his hotel room the whole time.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

It actually makes me rethink Kevin's position in the greater scheme of things. I always saw him as a sort of D list celebrity in troon world

No, the closest thing Kevin has to celebrity status is being followed by us.

He is a D list celebrity on KF because he's an oversharing pervert. Probably in transland people aren't disgusted or horrified by Kevin, just bored by the sameness of his tweets everyday.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

Wedge has a new haircut.
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Hahaha fucking hell Wedge! That fucking hairline bro! How in the world do troons not realize that gigantic expanses of forehead are not very ladylike? Bangs, wigs, do whatever you gotta do but don't show us your retreating male hairline. The lack of eyebrows just draws even more attention to the endless plane of pale skin from the top of the glasses to the crown of the head. The eyebrowless shit makes you look like an alien Wedge, why the fuck do you think this is cute? The little tufts next to the ears are also gross as fuck, everything about this is gross. It would look bad on an actual girl but on this hulking eunuch it's just awful.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

In other news, Kevin is making preparations for Denfur.
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I wanna

He won't do it anyway because he is too lazy, Dilating also is really uncomfortable & the amhole is nearly healed shut.

try to dilate

He admitted that he can't even get the smallest dilation rod in the amhole. He said "try to dilate" on purpose because he most likely knows it's impossible to dilate.

every other day

He should have dilated EVERY DAY after surgery but he was to lazy. Dilating every other day after neglecting the amhole for so long isn't going to reverse the entire healing process and makes the scar tissue magically disappear.

There's gonna be a lot of cute gays I'm friends with there

His 'friends' are going to avoid him just like the 'friend' who visited him recently and invented a bad excuse why he did it.

And you never know

It's not going to happen. The ranchid amhole autist has fantasy twitter sex only.

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

I wish I could go back to the good ol' days when I thought Al Qaeda was the biggest threat to the West.

 

[Hymlenis572]

All of the above

Rate me late but man this is fascinating. These retards have turned themselves into scientific and medical enigmas for us to gawk at.

 

[the khat quaffer]

So Wedgie is freaking out about the tag "shemale", but is completely silent on all the racist porn out there? Slavery roleplay, racial slurs, all that stuff is in porn tags too.

If you go on pornhub and search "Daddy's Worst Nightmare" you'll see no shortage of this. I just checked.

Spoiler: information nobody needs or wants

I was trying to find a specific video called exactly that, but it's no longer up because....reasons? In a video called "Daddy's Worst Nightmare" a retarded white bimbo is playing with a black clay voodoo doll with a massive donger in her backyard. She rubbed the clay phallus on her pussy, chanted some Chucky voodoo shit, then three utterly massive mandingo blacks wearing nothing and holding spears jump out of the trees and, you can figure out the rest. This horrible jungle drum soundtrack started playing and some horrible demon voice kept saying "ooooh, Monsters!" the whole time. Another fine video lost in time like tears in rain.

These cretins will never know the joys of cooking, going on dates, doing chores, and otherwise living your life with someone you are actually genuinely attracted to.

I was wondering what you were getting at with the cooking since somebody at the tranch has to be cooking those breakfast abortions they occasionally share with the world.

When I think on it, I doubt Kevin could cook anything that required time or preparation. For someone profoundly open about his private life on the internet, he has never once professed any talent or interest in anything other than...well, what's in this thread. I don't think the dumb nigger can cook a thing. He probably couldn't even cook a pop-tart or rot hot pocket.

As for chores, I'd love to see the chimpout if Bonnie asked Kevin to do something like clean the gutters or wipe down the stove or something. Kevin strikes as the kind of anti-social hobgoblin that sits in his cave as long as possible on days when the tranch needs extra help. The kind of lazy co-worker that is an utter pain to work with cause they half-ass every little thing asked of them by management then wonder why nobody likes them. I honestly think that kind of person comprises 99% of these soycialists and commie consoomers.

 

[AMHOLIO]

The thing about BOTW is the game has more collectables than you're feasibly expected to find, like one which has almost a thousand of itself spread throughout the world, each with a 5 second cutscene and with puzzles that can take a few minutes. There's so many only so you can easily find them just wandering around, but I can say with complete certainty Kevin is trying to gather all of them. The only reason you even get anything for doing this is clearly because the devs thought "well, we can't just do nothing," so the game literally mocks you for wasting your life by rewarding you with a golden turd which isn't even interactable.

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Play the game however you want. But don't sit there and complain because you're torturing yourself for no reason. If the game demanded you punch yourself in the neovagina nearly a thousand times in exchange for a picture of Miyamoto flipping you off, you don't get to whine it's a waste of time when you decide to do it anyway.


Kevin, you lump, that sign says a benefit of heterosexuality is being able to "make" babies, not "raise" babies.

Imagine if Hasbro did the same thing to all nerds collecting their toys. Congrats, Kevin, you got them all! Enjoy this golden turd, loyal customer!

Rich Evans is a schlubby white guy who is almost a full decade older than Kev, but looks about a decade younger.

The combined power of AIDS and 9/11 jokes make Rich Evans age backwards. But seriously, white people tend to age bad but Kevin is going for a non-hard drug non-hard work related speedrun of it. I kinda feel bad for him but if he chose to get out more he could fix that.

I wonder if wearing normal clothes is uncomfortable for Kevin because of the amhole.

The shorts he wore for example were pretty baggy, pajama pants obviously give it a lot of space to ooze etc.

I was wondering if Kevin in the video looked like he was walking awkwardly. I couldn't tell if that's because he's overweight or if its because of the pain bottom surgery has left him if so.

Yes, the dumb performative femininity that autogynephiles rely on for their boners is tough to come by on a fucking ranch.

Penny and the rest of the gal squad constantly make negative choices without thinking it through with such consistency I would say it was a parody if I watched this on film without context. This is such a basic "my boner gets hard because... 101" that its almost astonishing how little they understand their own bodies and sexuality. Maybe the drive to have company in misery is even more powerful than their drive to wear female clothes?

So Wedgie is freaking out about the tag "shemale", but is completely silent on all the racist porn out there? Slavery roleplay, racial slurs, all that stuff is in porn tags too.
The guys shout BLM all day, but racism and stereotypes are fine if they're wanking to them?
I'd also like to point out that transexual used to be the politically correct term, but now it's haram. Trans* was an unpronounceable neologism that they created and insisted that everyone use, until it too became haram. Now the term shemale is haram but calling each other dumb slutty bimbos is cool and valid? What new terms will be haram next?

Trans Women and cis women will be extinct, you will refer to the former as women and the later as either bioholes or roasties depending on their age.

What happens if a Frankendick tries to fuck a Neovagina? I mean, they're both barely functional when used in combination with a natural vagina or penis. But even then, the real vagina or penis is doing most of the heavy lifting in that scenario. Kinda like sticking one dead and one charged AA battery into a remote -- the charged battery has to work twice as hard to make up for the dead one.

But in this situation, you're basically trying to work your television with a dead remote. Maybe if you smack the side of it a couple times and rotate the batteries to get some better contact you might be able to adjust the volume or scroll through a couple channels before it gives out. But ain't nobody gonna catch that repeat showing of Freddy Got Fingered using those vegan genitals.

I like to imagine a frankenbaby comes out.

Wedge has a new haircut.

His haircut screams 4 year old boy with developmental problems. I'm almost baffled by his lack of self awareness, but as usual, its :autism:.

In other news, Kevin is making preparations for Denfur.

I can't wait to hear about the one or two disappointing sexcapades he gets into.

I wish I could go back to the good ol' days when I thought Al Qaeda was the biggest threat to the West.

To be fair, this man qualifies for disabilitiy help for being such an insufferable twat* and is regularly shat on by other twitter wokies that I think he's legitimately not a woke threat.
*Really feel bad to all the actual devlopmentally/cognitively disabled people who could actually use the help because of this.

 

[A Dumb Demon]

100% guaranteed that there will be some sort of super autistic chimpout at the furry con, and I for one cannot wait to see it. My bets are on Kevvy getting iced the fuck out by his fellow troonfurs and throwing a fit when he's not invited to the troon orgy.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

100% guaranteed that there will be some sort of super autistic chimpout at the furry con, and I for one cannot wait to see it. My bets are on Kevvy getting iced the fuck out by his fellow troonfurs and throwing a fit when he's not invited to the troon orgy.

I honestly think it's more likely that Kevin will spend 90% of the time in his hotel room. Or 95%. He's gonna go in, buy his trinkets, and go back to twitter.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

What happens if a Frankendick tries to fuck a Neovagina? I mean, they're both barely functional when used in combination with a natural vagina or penis. But even then, the real vagina or penis is doing most of the heavy lifting in that scenario. Kinda like sticking one dead and one charged AA battery into a remote -- the charged battery has to work twice as hard to make up for the dead one.

But in this situation, you're basically trying to work your television with a dead remote. Maybe if you smack the side of it a couple times and rotate the batteries to get some better contact you might be able to adjust the volume or scroll through a couple channels before it gives out. But ain't nobody gonna catch that repeat showing of Freddy Got Fingered using those vegan genitals.

The not quite hard enough frankendick would be unable to penetrate the stink ditch. I don't think even a regular ol' dong could penetrate a stink ditch that hadn't been dilated in a while.

100% guaranteed that there will be some sort of super autistic chimpout at the furry con, and I for one cannot wait to see it. My bets are on Kevvy getting iced the fuck out by his fellow troonfurs and throwing a fit when he's not invited to the troon orgy.

Better yet, it's gonna go down like
"-Hey, I'm Kathryn, the @transsalamander!
-WHO?"
invalidating all his long years of tweeting and gathering clout.
I'd pay to watch that meltdown, but only from a safe distance.

 

[Dunkleosteus]

Every time I see a new pic of Wedge he always somehow makes himself look worse in new ways. Sometimes it's his gross teeth, sometimes it's his tiny, strangled wedge, this time it's that sped tranny haircut.

He needs to find his angle like Kevin so a new bunch of forehead compilations can be made.