The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Shaka Brah]

The only thought that comes to mind is if they believe Earls Militia is large enough that they would have to counter assault to push them off whatever land they've claimed on the Tranch, as if this was some flags and zones Battlefield map.

I don't really think its occurred to them that any militia large enough to require an assault to finish off after throwing themselves against your defenses, won't throw themselves against your defenses. They can just wrap around and shoot you from every direction, you'll never stand a chance. They have no hard cover, no real reserves of food or water. The campers and home aren't gonna stop bullets, rifle rounds will go right through that dome and the rest of it.

Hell, if Earl's been learning anything from /k/, they'll just rig up a drone as a firebomb and smash it into the tranch roof. Or just put a few rounds into the solar panels to fuck them up good, kill the power to their freezers and water pump. There's no sign of the tranch having any reasonably deep pantry, just instant foods, they'd be starved out within a day. A couple bored high schoolers could ruin the place, much less a coordinated militia.

This implies they even exist.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

This implies they even exist.

Perhaps, but whats more fun. Believing that the tranchers are just normal deranged idiots?

Or believing that the Tranchers are facing off against Colorado's most elite Paramilitary force, backed by /pol/ tacticians and /k/ armorers, but somehow think that riveted plastic plates and 5.7 handguns will bring them out on top.

Regular crazy isn't as fun as deranged perception crazy.

 

[On a Journey]

From the comments on the AJ video:


"intrinsically queer animals"




Why put "Kiwi Farms" in quotes?

 

[Ghjkl63]

Just watched the video. None of them pass in any way, their drill sucks, the drone shots really show just how bad their land is.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

"I'm not sure we know if alpaca societies have gendered concepts."
Please take those poor animals away holy fuck.

 

[Miss Misery]

https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1406044667351764997
And the three flids who turned up to help with the steps seem to have moved in. Or so Kevin thinks. I wonder how long till they too have a physique like Paul. A dozen or so burrito nights should do the trick.

Spoiler: Follow the Yellow Brick Road

That looks like shit-tier alfalfa and you're not supposed to feed alpacas exclusively on alfalfa. It's meant for supplementary feed in addition to grazing, WHICH THEY CAN'T DO.

 

[Orc Peon]

From the comments on the AJ video:

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"intrinsically queer animals"

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Why put "Kiwi Farms" in quotes?

I can appreciate the galaxy brain idea of giving commenters the site here for more people to read about what the Tranch is -really- about.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Someone should compile the animal abuse stuff into a single post with all the most egregious images. Same for the environmental damages they've done. While there's plenty of bizarre shit immediately evident, it would be good to be able to present new visitors with a single, concise post detailing the most objectively morally reprehensible aspect of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch.

And I really wish that threads in general had a feature that allowed you to scroll through just the images posted in it, I could have made the post myself in about an hour or two if that option was available. I might do it myself anyway, but it would make it so much easier.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

And I really wish that threads in general had a feature that allowed you to scroll through just the images posted in it, I could have made the post myself in about an hour or two if that option was available. I might do it myself anyway, but it would make it so much easier.

Playing Amhole roulette with a troon threads images sounds like a terrible idea, not gonna lie.

 

[SCRAM]

From the comments on the AJ video:

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"intrinsically queer animals"

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Why put "Kiwi Farms" in quotes?

"Femboy bottom and Aggressive girl top".

You're fucking them, aren't you?

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

Penny's voice and demeaner will never not make me laugh. The dudest of dudes. MOVE IIIIIIIIT!

Penny's bellowing man voice screaming "move in!" and "cover!" like a dorky theatre kid singing Les Mis songs in a Denny's was the funniest part of that video.

The "drill" "commands" were so good I woke my partner up from my laughter.

Everyone voice, especially Penny's, just sounds so male. There's no women on the ranch, so it's likely they forgot how women act and speak and they reverted back to the manly conditioning. I imagine that the female producer from AJ gave them a bit of a shock as it reminded them how starkly different they are from women.

 

[AnOminous]

Current year leftists are basically mandated by the church of liberalism to automatically assume anyone complaining about something a troon does is automatically wrong and anything a troon says is automatically correct. Outside of us, most people have no idea about the specifics of the Tranch so it's not shocking the comments are ass-kissing.

But the shit they're saying, compared to what's actually on the screen, is so ludicrous it is like the "fiery but mostly peaceful protests" caption over video of an entire city burning down. There is literally shit on the screen completely contradicting the absolutely insane bullshit the libtards are talking over it.

 

[Law]

But the shit they're saying, compared to what's actually on the screen, is so ludicrous

> "especially transwomen of color"
> shows Penny's lily-white self

 

[AnOminous]

Oh, and Hi Phil. I'm glad this thread gives you as many laughs as it gives the rest of us.

It's hilarious what people make up about the tranch. Especially the disgusting pervert troons who live there, and claim it is a functioning entity and not just a scam. That's some hilarious fiction there.

Just watched the video. None of them pass in any way, their drill sucks, the drone shots really show just how bad their land is.

And everything else shows they're a bunch of dudes. Troons are a joke. Nobody believes these freaks are "women." It's sad anyone even feels compelled to pretend to believe such absolute bullshit.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

From the comments on the AJ video:

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Note how the examples Bonnie provided were a femboy and an aggressive girl, so even when trying to make the alpacas gay they're still straight.

 

[graywolf88]

> "especially transwomen of color"
> shows Penny's lily-white self

Maybe Penny self identifies as brown like her namesake?

 

[Hell yeah dude]

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Gofundme incoming

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Look like a gypsy camp

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[S.C.U.D.]

Soon the Samsung logo will be completely obscured by grease.

 

[glass_houses]

My stove is a 1970s relic that's endured countless acts of ill treatment and decades of neglect, and it's still in better condition than the tranch stove.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Grease, grime, a mixture of <things> burned to a char, covering every surface, including the dishes and pans - and one knob missing. Holy shit it's bad.

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Soon the Samsung logo will be completely obscured by grease.

Good luck getting that clean without a wire brush and industrial degreaser. Fuck me it's horrifying to look at.