Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

He has some unsettling affiliation with that pond for sure. The look on that face is concealing some kind of horror.

So: Lovecraftian abomination (they do live in Massachusetts), or just where the Chipman brothers dump the hooker corpses?

 

[Cantercoin]

Regardless, no matter which way you swing, I doubt you can esthetize this lily pond:
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I almost though the ones sitting on the ground are Chris's kids. They are not.

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We saw these people before. Someone might care to spare my work and dig out their old group photo.

Almost every single person in the photos is fat

 

[TowinKarz]

The Chipman idea of "small amounts of food in reasonable portions" comes from somewhere.

 

[Positron]

Biden's dog died, and Bobby offers us a philosophical puzzle about feeling bad for an unfamiliar entity: how like you are feeling bad for an asshole? (and does it matter?)


And somehow Peter Coffin is involved:


We have repeatedly established that Bobby applauds struggle sessions à la Mao. Peter Coffin is not down with it; he is a Bad Person.


Bobby reads Glenn Greenward as suggesting that 6/1 was a false flag:


Here are Greenwald's queries, so you can judge for yourself whether Bobby got it right:


Greenwald on his happy experience as a gay adoptive parent, which Bobby, misery incarnate, can't help but pour vitriol on:


Ethics sure is simple if you think in terms of video games (Liveaction article)


"Reality has a liberal bias", part II:

Of course there is no such thing as "innocent white children"; they all grew strong and smart drinking the blood of nignogs.

Political miscellany:






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Here is the whole thread by Berlatsky if that clarifies the above comment:

Kindly inform the black and the latinx Christians that they are worshipping the same fascist God too.

Bobby is mad that Hungary has insulated their young from the corruption of Hollywood (NPR article)


Bobby must have mistaken Cuties as happening in Hungary:




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Capeshit:






Video games, the most Angelic thing apart from estrogen:



Good lord. If they want to fap why don't they play a dating sim?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

We saw these people before. Someone might care to spare my work and dig out their old group photo.

Those motherfucking dolls are still everywhere.

 

[Horpach]

Bobby must have mistaken Cuties as happening in Hungary:
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Genuinely curious what Bob's issue with an age of consent of 12 is. We have progressed past the need for enforcement of morality, have we not? Why draw the line here? Seems arbitrary and hardly any better than true and honest fascism, just let the child consent.

Sidenote: 14 doesn't sound much better tbh

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Yes, and the Nazis' experiments at Dachau form the foundation of quite a lot of medical science. It doesn't mean they weren't evil.

> their god is just fascism

If you say that being a Catholic makes you a fascist, as Berlatsky and Blob have done, and if you say that fascists should be killed, as Berlatsky and Blob have done, it doesn't take a genius to put those two statements together.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

We saw these people before. Someone might care to spare my work and dig out their old group photo.

I wonder what the obesity rate is in MA, because half the people in the room look like they're one day away from a "widow maker" heart attack.

Hell, I wonder if these Massholes are gravitationally attracted to one another.

 

[The tired cat]

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To quote Eddie Murphy "I've never seen so many backwards ass country fucks in my life"

 

[Jack Awful]

Here is the whole thread by Berlatsky if that clarifies the above comment:

If Catholics were worried about abortions because of white vs black birthrates, wouldn't it make more sense for them to be PRO abortion?

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

I wonder what the obesity rate is in MA, because half the people in the room look like they're one day away from a "widow maker" heart attack.

Hell, I wonder if these Massholes are gravitationally attracted to one another.

CDC says it is right around 25%, about the same as Florida.

 

[Mola Ram]

Five minutes perusing literally any NYC paper or news site would tell him that, yes, every poll is accounting for the ranked choice change, and yes, it's proving to be as big a clusterfuck as you'd imagine. Bob's usual fastidious reportage, I see.

I'd just like to take this opportunity to remind the board that Bob knows jack shit about Mass Effect, and has embarrassed himself on this topic before during the debacle over ME3's ending. The game is probably far too intellectually demanding for him (which is in no way a comment on the depth of ME, by the by).

 

[Jack Awful]

Bob knows jack shit about Mass Effect

Bob is usually annoying, but his open lesbian fetishism is creepy. It's like the mask falls off and shows he's just an LGBTQP supporting progressive because he gets a boner from 2 women having sex, and he's so horny and termanally online that he has to tell everyone. Maybe he has a fetish letting people know he likes lesbians.

 

[JayHarrison]

Biden's dog died, and Bobby offers us a philosophical puzzle about feeling bad for an unfamiliar entity: how like you are feeling bad for an asshole? (and does it matter?)
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Moviebob: "...my Obama jokes were occasionally in poor tastes as jokes go, but not 'mean'."

Bob's statement here might be factually correct. Being the perpetual Democrat bootlicker that he is, I figure Bob has dribbled and drooled over Obama--and his words--countless times.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

He was just trying to be a clever-silly asshole by implying that Obama was the last 'real' president, that Trump's election was somehow illegitimate and Trump shouldn't be counted as a president. Very deep there, Bob.

 

[TowinKarz]

Ethics sure is simple if you think in terms of video games (Liveaction article)
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"The solution is easy, pour all the research points of society into biomedical advancement, ethics be damned. Best case scenario, we all become immortal. Worst case, we may accidentally turn into dragons. I am vey smaaht!" - Bob

 

[Giga_Nigga_28]

Here is the whole thread by Berlatsky if that clarifies the above comment:

I really have no words for how stupid this take is. Is he saying that all the latinx (lol) and BIPOC Christians, of which they are many, are also white nationalists? What about abortion laws in most non-white countries being incredibly rigid? Is that white supremacy too?

Abortion debates really seem to bring out the retard in people. Its never simply just about abortion with these guys there's always some dumb caveat or hidden intention and it somehow always ties back to fascism. Its just like when libs pull the 'conservatives stop caring about kids after they're born' card. Like are they trying to say that when a liberal looks at a child in poverty they think "an abortion could've solved this" because that's just psychotic.

 

[Meat Target]

If you say that being a Catholic makes you a fascist, as Berlatsky and Blob have done, and if you say that fascists should be killed, as Berlatsky and Blob have done, it doesn't take a genius to put those two statements together.

It's always funny how their arguments against whatever they deem "fascist" always end in an implicit or explicit death threat.

 

[UserAccess]

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Good lord. If they want to fap why don't they play a dating sim?

Is this what we're doing now? I didn't know we were back to calling out gays and lesbians based on appearance again. What's up, Bob? You think she's a professional softball player too? Is her favorite singer K.D. Lang? Does she drive the space version of a Subaru Outback?

In hindsight, isn't the more progressive option to design a character like this and NOT have her be lesbian?

There's a chance that somebody recognized that when combined with the wad of stereotypes of abused in childhood, butch hairstyle, rage issues, needlessly underdressed, confrontational shitty attitude, and tattoos and piercings, that going all the way to lesbian territory might be going too far.

Yes, you uninformed turds, restraint is one of the crucial keys to better writing. Jack's already the most reviled character in Mass Effect because there's no nuance to her. Interesting that your correction is that they didn't take it far enough.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

No one tell Bob that political groups are also largely tax exempt in America.

I was gonna point out that "Feminist Frequency is a 501c3 non-profit charity." according to their page and stick that classic picture of Bob and St. Anita here, but others got me covered. What I will do though, is point out that the fifth result in my search for "Moviebob Anita" was this:

That amused me.

Wait does that make me Kermit or the nephew frog with no neck?

He had a name, you know.

"Lunch":

Regardless, no matter which way you swing, I doubt you can esthetize this lily pond:

As someone who lived in the backwaters as a child and spent many a day near such ponds I could wax eloquent on the unique beauty of any given lily pond but there's some sort of lawn gnorilla in the way that's really harshing my mellow.

And speaking of unholy hybrids:

Only if Altered Beast was about an infant so deformed that the harlequin babies pity him. Does he think he's being funny but missing (as usual) or does he genuinely not realize that our knowledge of DNA is still at the "drop this wrench into the machinery and see what fucks up differently from the last wrench" level of understanding (also as usual)?

(BRB, gonna watch Fullmetal Alchemist again.)

In hindsight, isn't the more progressive option to design a character like this and NOT have her be lesbian?

You'd think, but these are the same sort of big brains that complained that Cora or whatever from Andromeda shouldn't be straight because... her haircut was kinda butch. "Coded lesbian," I believe they called it. Apparently "coded" just means "stereotypical except my stereotype is your fault".