Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Radical Cadre]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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Plinkett forgot that the EPIII duel had its own context: a fight between brothers and equals. On the Death Star, Vader was clearly superior to Obi-Wan to the point where all the latter can do is a heroic sacrifice. On Mustafar, the two were neck-to-neck, and it was only a slight tactical advantage that afforded Kenobi the win. Not to mention the two knew each other and had similar styles, which made it more equal as opposed to a cyborg and an old man awkwardly swinging swords.

Winner chicken dinner my friend. You got it. Filoni's currently is the only person making them money wait now with Star wars. High Republic is doing shit in sales and the only people who talk about it is twitter SJWs.

SJWs are good for publicity points, not actual profit. High Republic is there to placate the SJWs, Filoni is there to placate the normies.

 

[Radical Cadre]

Plinkett forgot that the EPIII duel had its own context: a fight between brothers and equals. On the Death Star, Vader was clearly superior to Obi-Wan to the point where all the latter can do is a heroic sacrifice. On Mustafar, the two were neck-to-neck, and it was only a slight tactical advantage that afforded Kenobi the win. Not to mention the two knew each other and had similar styles, which made it more equal as opposed to a cyborg and an old man awkwardly swinging swords.

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[Cactuar King]

Katie Lucas was responsible for a wealth of misguided creative decisions from rewriting Nightsister lore to conceiving the Clone Inhibitor chip.

I'm still dead certain she had some kind of grudge against the EU given how she'd go out of her way to retcon things.

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

Honestly it wouldn't even be that hard to give Kenobi some romantic fling that he had during his irresponsible youth that he gave up due to wanting to follow the code (other writers did so with him before with more tact), but with Satine, its implied that not only was the romance heavy but it was shown that the only reason he even left her was because Qui-Gon and the Order pulled him away to another mission rather than by his own volition (even though Jinn was one of the most unorthodox jedi around) and then not only does the show imply that they still harbor feelings for each other but as many point out, including Disney-approved shills, that this fucker (Satine's "nephew" from no other sibling) could be their son:
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So if true, Kenobi not only banged a teenage princess, but he left her knocked up and alone while still having feelings for her. All this does is make Kenobi look like a massive and irresponsible hypocrite that needed to quit the order.


He basically just grave robs it for ideas. He brings back Thrawn just to make him a superficial copy of the original just to serve as the regularly thwarted Cobra Commander to Space Aladdin's GI Joe team and in the end gets beaten by Aladdin and his space whale tentacles, then Filoni proceeds to casually kill off Rukh (one of the most important characters from the Thrawn Trilogy). And before that he brought in Quinlan Voss just to make him a generic surfer dude. And when Leland Chee told Filoni he couldn't use Eeth Koth because the EU established him as having died honorably in battle, he went over their heads and snitched to George to let him use Koth against the lorekeeper's instructions, and all just to retire the character at the end of his only appearance due to a leg injury and keep him bedridden for the rest of the saga until Disney made a comic where he abandoned the jedi faith for a new cult only to get punk'd by Vader. And then there's wanting Plo Koon to survive despite the films clearly showing him getting blown to smithereens and George's protest. Wanting Ahsoka to survive despite George's protests again, but he bitched so much about the latter that George complied. Retconning Force Unleashed by killing off Shaak Ti. And right off the bat he brought in Greedo into TCW for cameo wank despite that basically retconning his entire backstory. The list goes on.

The guy basically just milks SW lore for what's popular and uses it for cameo wank like he does the films. Ironically, the only thing he claims to want to keep 100% faithful to old canon is IG-88's backstory, to the point where the character is hardly explored in anything Disney, despite that his backstory was one of the few in desperate need of a rewrite, specifically the final act of his life where his big "threat" is slamming doors shut in front of Palpatine.

Only good retcon Filoni ever did was retconning the worst parts of the Mandos and Traviss, but that wasn't even really his doing, that was mostly George's decision.

Obi-Wan turned into Superman from Superman Returns. Except not as pathetic or creepy.

I didn’t know that Saoirse Ronan auditioned for Rey.


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The only movie I remember of hers actually watching & enjoying was Hanna. Why does she always looks like "she doesn't mind dying, cause she's already dead inside anyway" is beyond me.

 

[Sex Cannon Lupa]

I didn’t know that Saoirse Ronan auditioned for Rey.


Any thoughts?
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She was fat as fuck when they were casting the movie, so I wasn't shocked she got passed over for Salvation Army Keira Knightley.

 

[Ghostse]

Salvation Army Keira Knightley.

I like the cut of your jib.

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

I didn’t know that Saoirse Ronan auditioned for Rey.


Any thoughts?
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D'ye like dreids, bass?

 

[The Valeyard]

The photo was taken at a convention in 2019, fake Star Wars fans smh

 

[starborn427614]

The photo was taken at a convention in 2019, fake Star Wars fans smh
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Am I nuts or does the kid look a bit like Jake Lloyd now.

 

[Oats12345]

The photo was taken at a convention in 2019, fake Star Wars fans smh
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Thank god. That would be a offer twist

 

[Adamska]

Winner chicken dinner my friend. You got it. Filoni's currently is the only person making them money wait now with Star wars. High Republic is doing shit in sales and the only people who talk about it is twitter SJWs.

I don't even think he's doing that given that the projects that didn't have George originally working them too did like dogshit as far as I can tell. Rebels did like shit and only got a second season to pretend it wasn't a flop. Favreau is a co-creator of Mehdolorian, and so Dave can't take full credit for that one, and Bad Batch makes Rebels look good and is even lower effort.

I think y'all standards are so low that you could probably get timeshares on Cocytus' frigid shores.

 

[Gar For Archer]

Winner chicken dinner my friend. You got it. Filoni's currently is the only person making them money wait now with Star wars. High Republic is doing shit in sales and the only people who talk about it is twitter SJWs.

You can tell how hard High Republic is bombing when even the Fandom Menace channels haven’t brought it up in months.

 

[draggs]

Winner chicken dinner my friend. You got it. Filoni's currently is the only person making them money wait now with Star wars. High Republic is doing shit in sales and the only people who talk about it is twitter SJWs.

Weed plant aliens make a terrible villain to their target demographics of childless unmarried middle age man children who actually spend money on product, and 20-something queers whose lives revolve around Twitter and YouTube and don't spend money on product

 

[Oats12345]

I don't even think he's doing that given that the projects that didn't have George originally working them too did like dogshit as far as I can tell. Rebels did like shit and only got a second season to pretend it wasn't a flop. Favreau is a co-creator of Mehdolorian, and so Dave can't take full credit for that one, and Bad Batch makes Rebels look good and is even lower effort.

I think y'all standards are so low that you could probably get timeshares on Cocytus' frigid shores.

I would disagree. Rebels wasn't that bad as you make it out to be. But we don't have to get into that argument.

There was plenty of love from normies for Rebels.

Resistance was a shit through didn't even make it past two seasons.

 

[Creep3r]

You can tell how hard High Republic is bombing when even the Fandom Menace channels haven’t brought it up in months.

Only place even talking about it anymore is SW.com, the SW youtube channel and the High Republic subreddit which isn't even that active and the only reason people go there is for leaks (apparently one of the HR books got leaked early and no one gave enough of a damn to read it or actually talk about it outside of giving each other likes).

That corpse is dead in the water and I think they're just waiting for the HR Disney+ show to come out to try and raise interest in their crap. They're even trying to tie Revan to this crap to boost its relevance. But like with all Disney crap, they'll pretend its doing great and making lotsa money to please investors and consoomers. Shit's so dull that the next big phase of their story is a fucking Coruscant nerd convention with pirates, monster plants and dinosaurs running around.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

How can anyone NOT be excited for The High Republic!? Aren't you fucking psyched to read about the adventures of Leox Gayass and Geode the Rock aboard The Vessel!?

 

[Adamska]

I would disagree. Rebels wasn't that bad as you make it out to be. But we don't have to get into that argument.

There was plenty of love from normies for Rebels.

Resistance was a shit through didn't even make it past two seasons.

The protag refuses to use a gun, it's the same mechanical issues as Bad Batch but with some nostalgia goggles due to it being pre-TLJ, it introduced the Time Anus Deus Ex Machina, and Thrawn got wrekt by farting space whales, but I guess that's not important.

The only thing I'll correct was I confused Rebels' season run time for Resistance's. Everything else I mentioned is still in Rebels tho.

Only place even talking about it anymore is SW.com, the SW youtube channel and the High Republic subreddit which isn't even that active and the only reason people go there is for leaks (apparently one of the HR books got leaked early and no one gave enough of a damn to read it or actually talk about it outside of giving each other likes).

That corpse is dead in the water and I think they're just waiting for the HR Disney+ show to come out to try and raise interest in their crap. They're even trying to tie Revan to this crap to boost its relevance. But like with all Disney crap, they'll pretend its doing great and making lotsa money to please investors and consoomers. Shit's so dull that the next big phase of their story is a fucking Coruscant nerd convention with pirates, monster plants and dinosaurs running around.

It's actually impressive that you can take a franchise that has people who want to throw money at it, and make products so bad not even said fans will do it.

It's like taking crack rocks and making it into a soberizer.

 

[Oats12345]

The protag refuses to use a gun, it's the same mechanical issues as Bad Batch but with some nostalgia goggles due to it being pre-TLJ, it introduced the Time Anus Deus Ex Machina, and Thrawn got wrekt by farting space whales, but I guess that's not important.

It's actually impressive that you can take a franchise that has people who want to throw money at it, and make products so bad not even said fans will do it.

It's like taking crack rocks and making it into a soberizer.

I didn't say it was a masterpiece. I don't really like season 4 all much. I do love season 2 through.

 

[Adamska]

I didn't say it was a masterpiece. I don't really like season 4 all much. I do love season 2 through.

I'm just saying its reputation is more an artifact of being pre-TLJ and people not realizing how creatively bankrupt Dave is by himself since his fanfiction was new back then.

I just don't think Dave ever was good without another person keeping watch on his antics, and people just try to justify he is due to nostalgia, drug addict tier desperation, and needing to go to Horny Jail.