Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Drowningman]

Everything he does is as cheap as he can get. From his first book art to the Yo Yovanna video and its opening about the "important message " to this just shows how cheap it is.On a Rekietalaw stream reading his "masterpiece" he says he was working a 3rd job to help finance his brothel trips. If he talks about his new PAC at whatever place he works at,he might be looking for another job.
Russell Greer the man whos claim to fame is being a failure.

 

[360NoTrope]

the infamous 'i'm a manlet!' pic next to fucking Hof, the least sympathetic whoremaster in Nevada.

 

[StinkySnack]

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He actually looks more proportionate as a midget.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Um he has a degree and worked in an office, bigot. Can you honestly claim to do the same? Russ is def. better than me, I can't honestly claim to hold a two-year degree from an unaccredited school.

Russ's college, as shitty as the quality of the instruction was, was in fact accredited. Lots of shitty schools manage to just squeak by and get accredited. His classmate who posts here says she had to learn a lot of shit they should have taught in school on the job, but unlike Russell, she knew she didn't know everything so she learned, and went on to be quite successful in her field. Russ of course thought he knew everything so refused to learn anything and here we are. I think one of the more infuriating things about ol' Stalky McStalkerson is that he thinks all college degrees are equal. To him, there's no difference between his shitty little degree from a bottom-rate business college, and someone who has a JD from Harvard Law.

 

[StinkySnack]

To him, there's no difference between his shitty little degree from a bottom-rate business college, and someone who has a JD from Harvard Law.

I'll find the screencap later, but I remember he once claimed to be "pretty much the best" lawyer in a post about one of his lawsuits. This was after he had already been dealt a few losses in court. It would be interesting to experience that level of delusion for maybe a day.

Edit: Found it

 

[DrJonesHat]

I'll find the screencap later, but I remember he once claimed to be "pretty much the best" lawyer in a post about one of his lawsuits. This was after he had already been dealt a few losses in court. It would be interesting to experience that level of delusion for maybe a day.

Edit: Found it

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Good lord, if we could harness his unwarranted sense of self-importance, we could power Los Angeles for a year. He was SO convinced he was going to bankrupt Taylor Swift and be famous. Then he couldn't even serve her. That was great.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I'll find the screencap later, but I remember he once claimed to be "pretty much the best" lawyer in a post about one of his lawsuits. This was after he had already been dealt a few losses in court. It would be interesting to experience that level of delusion for maybe a day.

Edit: Found it

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I mean, anyone can do anything a lawyer can, except for a few select things. Like practice law.

But sure, if my time at Kiwi Farms has taught me anything, it's that any yokel with a word processor (and sometimes not even that) can type up a document and send it in to the court to be taken as seriously as its contents warrant. More seriously than that, even. They don't even have to pay for the privilege.

 

[AnOminous]

He actually looks more proportionate as a midget.

He looks like he could qualify for the Lollipop Guild.

I mean, anyone can do anything a lawyer can, except for a few select things. Like practice law.

But sure, if my time at Kiwi Farms has taught me anything, it's that any yokel with a word processor (and sometimes not even that) can type up a document and send it in to the court to be taken as seriously as its contents warrant. More seriously than that, even. They don't even have to pay for the privilege.

Clarence Gideon, the plaintiff in Gideon v. Wainwright, the case establishing that criminal defendants are entitled to counsel if they can't afford it, got to the Supreme Court with a handwritten cert. petition. Of course, once it got there, the case was argued by Abe Fortas (later a scandal-ridden Supreme Court Justice appointed by LBJ and later forced to resign), who won a unanimous decision.

It helps actually to have a case. Needless to say "I have a conshtitutional right for Taylor Shwift to shuck me my penish" isn't one.

 

[StinkySnack]

He looks like he could qualify for the Lollipop Guild.

Except he can't actually suck on a lollipop. He can, however, vigorously shove one back and forth in his mouth like a toothbrush until its gone.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

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@The Great Citracett, please include this in your next music video.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I'm not trying to say he's necessarily still Mormon, I apologize for not being clear.

People leave the faiths for all sorts of reasons. Some good, some bad. Russ's reasons are obv. bad reasons, but all the religious upbringing baggage is still there. He still doesn't drink alcohol or coffee, but he can see prostitutes and he can put a dollar in the slot machines.

He has one and only one issue with the Mormon church, and it's as you said: it didn't give him a hot wife, so he left. He didn't leave because he thought Joseph Smith was full of shit, he didn't leave because he disagreed with the church's views on him giving handjobs to dudes - in fact he seems embarrassed by the fact he would hire rentboys. None of that shit matters, it's because he wants to get his fuck on with a 10 hot woman who will kiss him in a way that helps with his disability.

He still carries a lot of Mormonism with him as he's totally against alcohol but is totally fine with hot drinks so long as they're loaded with sugar and flavorings.

The point being that Pipsqueak is a cafeteria Mormon. Like cafeteria Christian but with magic underwear. He thinks alcohol is bad and thinks himself superior to those that drink, but is fine with drinking coffee flavored drinks because everybody on TV and in movies always drink coffee. His entire idea of self is a patchwork of 80's teen movies, Mormonism and whatever fractured thoughts and ideas he's managed to cobble together in his gourd head.

But had the LDS church given him a hot wife like he was supposed to have so he could get his freak on like he wanted, he'd still be Mormon to this day.

 

[Black Lives Matter]

I'm pretty sure he doesn't drink coffee at all. Aren't all his Starbucks visits to get hot chocolate?

I know this is minor fucking bullshit and I apologize for obsessing over coffee vs chocolate (which I also resoect but I do drink coffee way more often)

 

[The Great Citracett]

@The Great Citracett, please include this in your next music video.

Absolutely. That's amazing.

I think this photo might be from the same day. Or maybe he just never changes clothes.

From his failed indiegogo fundraiser with zero backers.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm pretty sure he doesn't drink coffee at all. Aren't all his Starbucks visits to get hot chocolate?

I think he sometimes gets one of those gay coffee drinks that are mainly sugar and fat, but he's tweeted bitching about them getting his order wrong when he ordered hot chocolate.

 

[StinkySnack]

I'm pretty sure he doesn't drink coffee at all. Aren't all his Starbucks visits to get hot chocolate?

He absolutely drinks coffee from Starbucks and Circle K. He drinks mochas which are chocolate flavored cappuccinos. Depending on what size he gets, there are likely two or three shots of espresso in them.

 

[Meredith Swift]

He absolutely drinks coffee from Starbucks and Circle K. He drinks mochas which are chocolate flavored cappuccinos. Depending on what size he gets, there are likely two or three shots of espresso in them.

I've never seen him drink a coffee drink that doesn't have a 2:1 sugaroffee ratio. The fact that it's caffeinated makes him feel like a big boy but his palate can't handle anything that doesn't taste like it should be served at a kids' birthday party

 

[Little Dark Age]

The problem with Jobriath is they were marketing him as the "new Bowie" when the original Bowie was still around and still making excellent music - Ziggy Stardust, Aladdin Sane, Pin Ups, Diamond Dogs, and Young Americans were all released while the industry was trying to replace Bowie with Jobriath. Which was hilarious because Jobriath was nothing more than an American Bowie rip-off.

Also he died of AIDS in 1983 (possibly in the Chelsea Hotel) - likely because he was a prostitute for decades.

Fun fact: His name was actually "Bruce Wayne Campbell" which makes me think of Bruce Campbell dressed as Batman.

Finally, anecdotes say that Morrissey tried to get Jobriath to be an opening act for his Your Arsenal tour; he didn't know that he'd died a decade before. (@CWCissey)

Apologies for the lateness, but this thread moves fast and I love learning of cases like Jobriath. I'd never heard of him before this thread either, but "all the right stuff, all the right connections, right time, right place, still didn't make it" stories are so fascinating. Some people just do not have that spark, that undefinable quality, and there's nothing they can do about it.
Russ, of course, thinks he has it in spades and it's everybody else's fault for not catching on lol.

OT Jobriath vs Bowie fun facts-

Spoiler

Ok so bear with me bc this is a little bit crazy. So obviously Jobriath was supposed to be "the next Bowie," & was explicitly marketed as such, which ofc is ridiculous. He was definitely being marketed with knockoff Bowie imagery, had a song about being a space man, etc etc.

Anyway, I looked at some of his album art and promo shots. Right away I rolled my eyes, because he's got the "looking creepy and alien, topless with a red pompadour & lipstick, with a nonhuman lower half revealed on the other side of the sleeve" just like Bowie did with Diamond Dogs.



And then I saw he was explicitly doing a Pierrot the Clown thing, and even uses the name in a song, and did a ton of promo photos in various states of Pierrot costume. Bowie famously did Pierrot for Ashes to Ashes, so I was like "oh BROTHER, are you KIDDING me?"




Except...you guys, these photos are all posted in order.
Jobriath's album art happened first.
And Jobriath was doing Pierrot first.

Now, I'm not saying Bowie needed to copy this guy. But holy shit, Bowie doing Pierrot years after this guy has flopped, and singing "...to get things done, you better not mess with Major Tom" in the video....

*X-Files theme*

What I'm saying is that yes David Bowie definitely invented AIDS and gaymurdered Jobriath

/endBowiesperg

Okay now that I've sperged that out of my system, to get back on topic:

Which musician do you guys think Russ fantasizes himself as being like? In his wildest dreams, who opens for him on his world tour? Who is his Bowie?

 

[AnOminous]

Which musician do you guys think Russ fantasizes himself as being like? In his wildest dreams, who opens for him on his world tour? Who is his Bowie?

I don't think he actually cares about music unless it's by someone he wants to fuck. If he did, though, it would be someone incredibly lame like Kenny G.

 

[Pip Squeak]

I've never seen him drink a coffee drink that doesn't have a 2:1 sugaroffee ratio. The fact that it's caffeinated makes him feel like a big boy but his palate can't handle anything that doesn't taste like it should be served at a kids' birthday party

Remember that thing covered in biscuits (cookies to you Yankee types) just after he moved to Vegas? I think that was some sort of coffee abomination.

Which musician do you guys think Russ fantasizes himself as being like? In his wildest dreams, who opens for him on his world tour? Who is his Bowie?

Elvis. It’s Elvis. He really thought that flop of grease hanging in front of his eyes was an Elvis quiff. What a twat.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Absolutely. That's amazing.

I think this photo might be from the same day. Or maybe he just never changes clothes.
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From his failed indiegogo fundraiser with zero backers.

He likely has one suit. Don't Mormon boys normally get given one for Missionary work.