Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[The Great Citracett]

Which musician do you guys think Russ fantasizes himself as being like? In his wildest dreams, who opens for him on his world tour? Who is his Bowie?

Either Billy Joel or Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20. They seem to be his favorites. Total studs.

He really seems to dislike Elton John. Once he posted a "Who's better, Elton John or Billy Joel?" poll on Facebook but quickly nuked it when everyone voted for Elton.

 

[CWCissey]

Which musician do you guys think Russ fantasizes himself as being like? In his wildest dreams, who opens for him on his world tour? Who is his Bowie?

Billy Joel.

 

[Walking Clock]

Russ has outright said he doesn’t believe in God, and despite threatening to sue the Church for false imprisonment (his serving a mission) he will occasionally get defensive if someone else goes after the Church. It’s similar to Sabertooth or Joker believing only they can kill Wolverine or Batman.

I think he just likes the idea of walking a superior moral path than others and Mormonism was what he was given. His disdain for alcohol comes from him not being able to handle it and/or being unable to socialize normally in settings that serve alcohol more than anything else.

I wonder how much of Russ’ admiration for Billy Joel comes from him having been married to a supermodel despite not being great looking himself, and Russ looking at that as proof he can have it, too.

 

[StinkySnack]

I've never seen him drink a coffee drink that doesn't have a 2:1 sugaroffee ratio. The fact that it's caffeinated makes him feel like a big boy but his palate can't handle anything that doesn't taste like it should be served at a kids' birthday party

I take my coffee like I take my women.

Cold and on ice.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Either Billy Joel or Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20. They seem to be his favorites. Total studs.

He really seems to dislike Elton John. Once he posted a "Who's better, Elton John or Billy Joel?" poll on Facebook but quickly nuked it when everyone voted for Elton.

He also said that the song "Candle in the Wind" which was about Marilyn Monroe(the original version was, he rewrote after Princess Diana died) was proof that Elton John wanted to fuck Marilyn Monroe. Apparently, Russ is the only person in the western world who doesn't know Elton John is a flaming gay man.

 

[The Great Citracett]

What could this possibly be for?

 

[Constellationzero]

Absolutely. That's amazing.

I think this photo might be from the same day. Or maybe he just never changes clothes.
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From his failed indiegogo fundraiser with zero backers.

Oh yeah... Her hand on his chest is making me S-H-U-D-D-E-R because I'm thinking of that vidya 10:42 in. And you know this is how he usually is all day, every day--even when he wears a "new" suit.

 

[StinkySnack]

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What could this possibly be for?

A liquid diet of mochas and chocolate milk.

The runny liquid shits shall flow from his greasy moebius butthole, so sayeth the Lord.

 

[Constellationzero]

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What could this possibly be for?

Maybe he took up with another ghey prostitute and somehow got a Hot Wheels lodged up his ass.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

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What could this possibly be for?

Just imagine the stains he's going to get on his shirt (and in his pants )

 

[RodgerDodger]

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What could this possibly be for?

A pimp kicked his teeth in?

 

[CWCissey]

Just imagine the stains he's going to get on his shirt (and in his pants )

'UR'EE CRACKED GRIEF!

 

[StinkySnack]

A pimp kicked his teeth in?

Makes sense, as they will grow back in three days similar to a rat.

 

[DumbDude42]

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What could this possibly be for?

soylent greer
gonna need some soyjak edits of russ

 

[Blasterisk]

soylent greer
gonna need some soyjak edits of russ

yeah somebody needs to 'shop his mouth wide ope—

 

[Cilleystring]

Russ startin a three day pussy juice diet, the only diet fit for a true stud muffin alpha chad like himself

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

soylent greer
gonna need some soyjak edits of russ

Not a soyjak but this was the first thing I thought of when I saw Russes all liquid diet

Soy Russ showing off his latest music video

 

[Hamsteroid]

soylent greer

SHOYLENT GREER ISH HOOKERSH!

 

[kcbbq]

Except he can't actually suck on a lollipop. He can, however, vigorously shove one back and forth in his mouth like a toothbrush until its gone.

Is it really gone if it has all just dribbled out onto his shirt and shoes?

 

[DrJonesHat]

Makes sense, as they will grow back in three days similar to a rat.

Possibly. See, I'm not convinced Russell is from this Earth. I think he's some hostile alien race's failed attempt to create an infiltration unit and they just turned him loose upon us to see what would happen. You know, I should probably go take my meds now and get off the internet for a bit.