Cyberpunk 2077 Grieving Thread

Well, I’m masochistic - giving Cyberpunk another shot, mostly just because I want to clear it and then forget about it entirely.

Here’s hoping the PS4 doesn’t try lighting itself on fire in protest running this shit heap. I’ll try and keep a count of every crash or game breaking bug.
 
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A further warning on Cyberpunk 2077's PlayStation store page reads:

"IMPORTANT NOTICE: Users continue to experience performance issues with this game. Purchase for use on PS4 systems is not recommended. For the best Cyberpunk experience on PlayStation, play on PS4 Pro and PS5 systems.

"This purchase will also be playable on PS5."

So basically, CDPR is AWARE that the base PS4 version is the worst version. While they had it relisted back on the PlayStation Store. At least they WARNED people, but damn, this game is fundamentally screwed no matter how you look at it.

I can't verify this because I don't own the PS4 version but CDPR supposedly tried to fix the performance by removing like 65% of the NPCs. My friend says post patch you can go for blocks and see like ten npcs.
That is true. You're paying the same MSRP price of a lesser version POST PATCH.

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Only get this game if it's heavily discounted and/or on PC. It's a fascinating case of false advertising, lying and over ambition.
 
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So basically, CDPR is AWARE that the base PS4 version is the worst version. While they had it relisted back on the PlayStation Store. At least they WARNED people, but damn, this game is fundamentally screwed no matter how you look at it.


That is true. You're paying the same MSRP price of a lesser version POST PATCH.

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Only get this game if it's heavily discounted and/or on PC. It's a fascinating case of false advertising, lying and over ambition.
There are so many things they did wrong here and since Poland is in the EU and those guys are incredibly aggressive towards false advertising or consumer violations... there are quite a few ways CDPR can get fucked here.
 
There are so many things they did wrong here and since Poland is in the EU and those guys are incredibly aggressive towards false advertising or consumer violations... there are quite a few ways CDPR can get fucked here.
Depends, shit has happened in the past where they let them off with a slap on the wrist if they hire refugees and bog down the company with retards as a stop gap so the higher ups escape with golden parachutes whilst everything else deteriorates into a walking corporate corpse and it just depreciates in value until it gets bought up by a larger entity and shuffled around in corporate portfolios years from now.
 
Depends, shit has happened in the past where they let them off with a slap on the wrist if they hire refugees and bog down the company with retards as a stop gap so the higher ups escape with golden parachutes whilst everything else deteriorates into a walking corporate corpse and it just depreciates in value until it gets bought up by a larger entity and shuffled around in corporate portfolios years from now.
Yeah, but the European Union has been looking for a reason to hurt Poland.
 
So basically, CDPR is AWARE that the base PS4 version is the worst version. While they had it relisted back on the PlayStation Store. At least they WARNED people, but damn, this game is fundamentally screwed no matter how you look at it.
Speaking of - trying to clear the game on that version, so far haven’t had any crashes or major bugs. Granted, I’ve just cleared “The Heist”, and its once the game opens up that it starts to shit the bed, but it seems like they’ve managed to at least duct tape the worst issues.

Granted that stability seems to have come by nuking the pedestrian population, and vehicles are still a joke, but at this point I’ll take what I can get if it means I can get through this shit heap and move on.

Edit - so, spoke a bit too soon, literally right after posting that the game crashed. Surprisingly, the crash didn’t nuke my changes to the settings (read - me turning off graphics features to try and lessen the strain on my system)
Depends, shit has happened in the past where they let them off with a slap on the wrist if they hire refugees and bog down the company with retards as a stop gap so the higher ups escape with golden parachutes whilst everything else deteriorates into a walking corporate corpse and it just depreciates in value until it gets bought up by a larger entity and shuffled around in corporate portfolios years from now.
Keep in mind, Poland (you could argue Eastern Europe as a whole) has more or less been telling refugees to Fuck Off for years now - its almost like they have a historical precedent for doing so - so that options kinda out. As for retards, they hired Canadians - worse, they hired Quebecers (the pseudo french who’ve had at least 3 failed votes to leave Canada), and as the Canadian I have to apologize for them...
 
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News to me. Erdogan pulled his little chair stunt and the EU shrugged it off like rain on a raincoat. I think they can overlook some overpriced video game.
Nah, Poland has been pissing off the EU for a lot of different reasons -- most of them involving Poland's lack of fucks to give regarding hate crimes. CDPR is one of the more valuable things Poland has if not the most valuable and what I'm saying is that they might use this fiasco to punish CDPR to punish Poland.
 
News to me. Erdogan pulled his little chair stunt and the EU shrugged it off like rain on a raincoat. I think they can overlook some overpriced video game.
it has quiet down a bit, it was mainly during the 2015 immigration idiocy and it's aftermath, like orban telling the EU to fuck off when they demanded hungary can't built a wall fence and merkel first went "we can do it" and then suggested other countries takes a load of those immigrants too, and then those countries promptly said "yeah, fuck you too"- poland was one of them. they also had some shenanigans with their federal court iirc, also had a conservative goverment I think (dunno if it still has), which is always a trigger to the globohomo socialists in brussels.

erdogan and turkey were never part of the EU, so they never had that much pull (they were dangling that carrot to become a member for a long time, till erdogan decided it's better to rule his own little kingdom). threatening to cut funds doesn't work when he'll just wave through another immigrant horde in return, so has the EU by the balls anyway.
 
There is a multitude of reasons for bad blood between UE and Boland, mostly having to do with the autocratic government of the latter trying to remove or limit a lot of laws citizens of the "grown up" democracies are taking for granted. 'tis complicated is all I' m sayin'
CDPR is a private enterprise, so EU can't openly come after them.
I'm just hoping they will not utterly destroy Witcher, not holding my breath though. Don't forget they run out of source material....
 
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Why is the first person view so weird and unrealistic in this game? Its really tight and zoomed in to where you can just see your legs and maybe a third of your lower torso.

The only thing I can think of is they didn't want you to be able to look at your tits as Fem V.
 
Why is the first person view so weird and unrealistic in this game? Its really tight and zoomed in to where you can just see your legs and maybe a third of your lower torso.

The only thing I can think of is they didn't want you to be able to look at your tits as Fem V.
Almost certainly performance reasons. Having a low FOV saves resources by rendering less at any given time. Considering the state of the game, a 90° FOV would probably tank the frame rate.
 
There is a multitude of reasons for bad blood between UE and Boland, mostly having to do with the autocratic government of the latter trying to remove or limit a lot of laws citizens of the "grown up" democracies are taking for granted. 'tis complicated is all I' m sayin'
CDPR is a private enterprise, so EU can't openly come after them.
I'm just hoping they will not utterly destroy Witcher, not holding my breath though. Don't forget they run out of source material....
If EU can fine Google or Facebook they can CDPR. If enough people raise a stink about the advertising practices of CDPR they might get hooked too. Especially from the investors' standpoint as they were shown old builds that misled them.

And CDPR took liberties with the source material of The Witcher anyways because it was written by a cantankerous drunk. The thing you should worry about is that CDPR gypped the team behind The Witcher so they all left and now CDPR has mostly Andromeda people on board.
 
When CDPR was making Cyberpunk, they initially promised us an RPG.
I am thinking that Cyberpunk’s plot got heavy interference by Keanu because of that.

I played STALKER and Fallout New Vegas, and while they have lots of bugs, they are WAY more fun then Cyberpunk.

Crowbcat’s video sums it up perfectly
 
The plot clearly got shifted because of Keanu, but I'm pretty sure going from RPG to Action/Adventure GTA wannabe was a dipshit at CDPR's idea.
Supposedly the canceled multiplayer was a near carbon copy of GTA online. My theory is some CDPR exec saw the absurd amount of money GTA online was making, got greedy and demanded the game be scrapped and remade to fit that model.
 
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