Lolcow Torture-Device - Tears of a Nazi Tartlet

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Torture-Device is the OG deviantart edgelord. His favorite past times are posing in photos with gas masks and knives, drawing his mary sue, and whining about fucking everything.

He has a small fandom on DA because of his trollshielding rants against the lowest fruit on the lolcow tree such as Preston.

He also wants to be a videro game superstar

Unlike most lolcows, he's moderately skilled at art, even if everything he draws is so tryhard it's pathetic. So what makes him funny is the massive stew of unwarranted self-importance he's been marinating in.

He also gets blangry as hell if he's the target of racism, which is pretty fucking funny.

origniol paenting donut stel

He also pretends he's Russian instead of Norwegian because ED found out he was indeed from Norway, which is decidedly not Russia.

Here he is showing what a superior nazi ubermenschen he is by throwing a bitchfit over critique.

Currently, he's trying to get Gamergate to notice him, because gotta keep that trollshield up somehow

The punchline to it all is that Teedsie-poo makes a lot of noise about being above all the other tartlets despite being no different.
 
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"As an artist I feel sincerely insulted knowing this creature draws breath, also his art is terrible in every possible way no matter how you look at it whereas I have been working on improving my craft every waking moment. My latest sculpture incorporated only the richest of my sweat, toil, tears and menstrual blood and mummy says my Bionicle doujin is the best anime in my whole grade school." -The next 500 pages of this thread
 
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He is a Breivik fanboy. No surprises there, him being a Norwegian Neo-Nazi and all

Despite the deletion of the picture, I reupload it, because the dA staff had given me no clear answer as to why a simple portrait is considered Hate Art.

In case that the admins will find the re-upload of the artwork a bannable offense, I'm ready to engage in CONSTRUCTIVE discussion of why it is so horrible.

And yes, I consider Breivik a hero and share his viewpoint on what he did. So what? It's my opinion, and you can't guess it by artwork alone. I can consider a hero anyone who I want - that doesn't qualify as hate speech either.

He called himself a Knight Templar, so that's the naming of the pic.
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Oh man, I remember him from when I lurked the deviantart forums back ca. 2006-2007. He went by another name then, I believe he's been banned at least once.
As far as I can recall he was definetly Russian, he just emigrated to Norway. Pretty funny he shoud complain about "dirty arab immigrants" when he's an immigrant himself.

It's amazing how little he has changed. Everything from the tryhard gas-mask selfies to the grimdark art and the 2edgy rants is the same as it was 8 goddamned years ago.
 
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He is a Breivik fanboy. No surprises there, him being a Norwegian Neo-Nazi and all

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Ah, Torture-Device. I remember back on EDF, there was some debate as to what gender T-D was, actually.

Anyway, is it just me or does this picture look like he just painted over a photograph or a 3D model? It's less painterly and more detailed than his other stuff. In addition, the figure has that super dead-eyed stare that you'd get from a bad 3D model. It looks weird to me.
 
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Ah, Torture-Device. I remember back on EDF, there was some debate as to what gender T-D was, actually.

Anyway, is it just me or does this picture look like he just painted over a photograph or a 3D model? It's less painterly and more detailed than his other stuff. In addition, the figure has that super dead-eyed stare that you'd get from a bad 3D model. It looks weird to me.
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It's traced from an infamous photo that Anders Breivik took of himself.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images.../1424263268588/Anders-Behring-Breivik-008.jpg
 
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I remember that guy from the 2007 DA forums. God, I'm glad I left. TD was a dick. He and a number of other users had some annoying flashing avatars for some lame reason. :P
 
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"As an artist I feel sincerely insulted knowing this creature draws breath, also his art is terrible in every possible way no matter how you look at it whereas I have been working on improving my craft every waking moment. My latest sculpture incorporated only the richest of my sweat, toil, tears and menstrual blood and mummy says my Bionicle doujin is the best anime in my whole grade school." -The next 500 pages of this thread
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Hey. HEY.
Do not blaspheme bionicle.
 
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Torture-Device is the OG deviantart edgelord. His favorite past times are posing in photos with gas masks and knives, drawing his mary sue, and whining about fucking everything.

He has a small fandom on DA because of his trollshielding rants against the lowest fruit on the lolcow tree such as Preston.

He also wants to be a videro game superstar

Unlike most lolcows, he's moderately skilled at art, even if everything he draws is so tryhard it's pathetic. So what makes him funny is the massive stew of unwarranted self-importance he's been marinating in.

He also gets blangry as hell if he's the target of racism, which is pretty fucking funny.

origniol paenting donut stel

He also pretends he's Russian instead of Norwegian because ED found out he was indeed from Norway, which is decidedly not Russia.

Here he is showing what a superior nazi ubermenschen he is by throwing a bitchfit over critique.

Currently, he's trying to get Gamergate to notice him, because gotta keep that trollshield up somehow

The punchline to it all is that Teedsie-poo makes a lot of noise about being above all the other tartlets despite being no different.
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I noticed that plenty of the forum users seem to like sucking his cock for some reason.
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Well what's a wannabe nazi without wannabe brown-shirts?

The thing is, Teed isn't even offensive. His rants sound like a mall goth's tumblr rants blended with Stormfront blanger. Every aspect of his online person screams "I AM DESPERATE FOR VALIDATION". He's probably not even racist, he's just doing it because he never matured past pissed-off adolescence and hasn't realized his parents aren't shocked anymore. He fucking idolizes serial killers and can't grasp how this contradicts with his fascist beliefs for Christ's sakes.

At least Hitler could paint without tracing it from a photo, you sad fuck.
 
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