Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[King Dead]

This is such a brain-damaged take on Bobby's part. "They are the same thing" well OK Bobby maybe the guy worded it badly but the meaning is NOT the same unless Bobby thinks the "Oppressed" start oppressing the former "Oppressors" is fair and just.

Unfortunately for those of us who try to maintain a scrap of empathy and human decency, social justice warriors sincerely believe that the two are the same thing. It's not enough to ensure that historically disadvantaged groups are no longer treated unfairly; instead, they must become the new overlords and reign over the straight white male oppressors until such time as they've done the same amount of oppression that their ancestors suffered through. How this level of oppression is calculated is never actually addressed, nor is another obvious point: why the fuck should we believe that you'd willingly give up your newfound power as soon as "equity" is reached? Nah don't worry about it, I'm sure it'll all work out.

It's insane how much leftist dogma revolves around revenge as the primary motivator, even (or especially) for actions that never affected them personally, against people who have never actually wronged them, all through the nebulous lens of identity politics. Not once do they ever consider that all they're ending up doing is creating more enemies who are going to seek revenge in time. They can't even comprehend the notion of forgiveness, as can be seen by the countless cancel mobs that have been unleashed. They tear things down because it feels good, but they rarely stick around to actually put in the hard work and rebuild; when they do, you get laughable shit like CHAZ and George Floyd Square, where criminals run amok and nobody's safe. Brilliant.

I can't even comprehend what it's like to live with so much anger, hatred, and bile. It's no wonder Bob looks like he's in his 50s already; between his poorly-managed mental problems, poorly-managed alcoholism, poorly-managed weight, and poorly-managed diabetes, the man is literally killing himself. But since he lacks any skills of introspection, he'll never realize this simple fact.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Hey, looks like one of Bob's angels got featured in a @Memology 101 video! (at least I'm pretty sure Thorne is an angel, I will of course defer to the astute scholar @Ralph Barnhardt to check my work)

lol yep that's one of them. As soon as I saw that stupid ass hat and the shitty come-hither glance I knew it was him. He's not as active with Bob as someone like Luke, Bootleggirl, but he's there.

Is it sad that I can recognize these weirdos by avatar alone? Maybe, and by maybe I mean yea...

Tangent: We should make a running list of this growing cast of characters and by we I mean me. If anyone wants to DM me names I can start working on it tomorrow. Is there a place on this duct tape web site for me to make drafts? I think the easiest way is just to start a conversation with myself but I really don't know. I'll let some old fags set me straight.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Smug? Sad? Angry? I'll let you, the audience, decide.

He looks extremely miserable with being a failure.

 

[WEEWOOManiac90]

I made a meme about introverted/extroverted people and I realized that the first one didn't just describe the average /pol/ or /r9k/ user, it also described MovieBob perfectly.

Sorry this is unrelated, but who is the introvert guy with the beard. He looks so familiar but I can't remember his name.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Sorry this is unrelated, but who is the intr

Sorry this is unrelated, but who is the introvert guy with the beard. He looks so familiar but I can't remember his name.

That's Ronnie, the main character of the webcomic Whomp!

 

[WEEWOOManiac90]

That's Ronnie, the main character of the webcomic Whomp!

Ah. Many thanks. He looked familiar.

 

[Positron]

Tucker Carlson revealed that Don Lemon doesn't live in Section 8 Housing, but in a 4.3 million dollar home in one of the whitest place in America (3% blacks). Lemon also has some interesting taste in kitchen decorations.

How are the two cases even comparable? People went outside Carlson's house and harass the occupants. Did Carlson tell his viewers to do the same to Lemon? Carlson didn't even reveal Lemon's address?

There is something going on called "Italygate" which has something to do with election fraud and the wife of Clarence Thomas. Which of course means the head of that damn nigger must roll:


For The Democrats Act:


Some big-brained take on land use (?) that I can't parse:


+ + + +


Karen the movie. Literally. (IMDB entry)


MCU:



(Tony's Loki Theory)

Gay:


"Art":



She sure looks like the character in one of the films Bobby defended.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Let's pretend that the Supreme Court has 9 Dems on it, the Dems have supermajorities, and that Bernie's the President, Ed Markey's the Senate Majority Leader and AOC the Speaker of the House.

Do you really think that their first priority will be to make flying cars and brain uploading available? Unlike Bob, I have actually read his side's proposals, and I can tell you that the actual policy wonks on the left, such as the guys at New Consensus, really couldn't care less about Bob's halfbaked ideas. Because I know he reads this thread, he's welcome to correct me and let me know if he can point to the section in the Green New Deal that talks about robot bodies for 40 year old movie critics.

Some big-brained take on land use (?) that I can't parse:

It boils down to ”those plebs shouldn't be allowed to use parks because they'll destroy them somehow, so they should be privatised for us Superyah elites.”

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

The real question is why does bob always tuck in a t shirt. That shit just looks awful on everyone and screams clueless old guy. It even tends to make your gut look worse, so he of all people doesn't need to be doing it that's for sure.

Its not even a t shirt, its a tank top, last seen in mexico i think.

https://kiwifarms.st/attachments/dgzcvdgx4amyzw5-jpg.483816/

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Tucker Carlson revealed that Don Lemon doesn't live in Section 8 Housing, but in a 4.3 million dollar home in one of the whitest place in America (3% blacks). Lemon also has some interesting taste in kitchen decorations.
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How are the two cases even comparable? People went outside Carlson's house and harass the occupants. Did Carlson tell his viewers to do the same to Lemon? Carlson didn't even reveal Lemon's address?

There is something going on called "Italygate" which has something to do with election fraud and the wife of Clarence Thomas. Which of course means the head of that damn nigger must roll:
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For The Democrats Act:
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Some big-brained take on land use (?) that I can't parse:
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Karen the movie. Literally. (IMDB entry)
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She sure looks like the character in one of the films Bobby defended.

Bob, you fucking moron, Tucker didn't have a "temper tantrum" because people went to his house, he got pissed because they smashed in his door and threatened his wife and children. Tucker didn't even dox L'mon, he just pointed out his hypocrisy, something you deflected from.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bob, you fucking moron, Tucker didn't have a "temper tantrum" because people went to his house, he got pissed because they smashed in his door and threatened his wife and children. Tucker didn't even dox L'mon, he just pointed out his hypocrisy, something you deflected from.

Bob, being Bob here as usual, thinks Tucker has no right to complain when a bunch of people come to his house and threaten to kill him in minecraft, because Tucker deserves it because he is on the Wrong Side of History, and the Ends Justify the Means, because somehow Tucker having a massively popular show on Fox News is what's holding Bob back from his Moon Wheat, Space Travel, and Robot Body a la Ghost in the Shell.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Let's pretend that the Supreme Court has 9 Dems on it, the Dems have supermajorities, and that Bernie's the President, Ed Markey's the Senate Majority Leader and AOC the Speaker of the House.

Do you really think that their first priority will be to make flying cars and brain uploading available? Unlike Bob, I have actually read his side's proposals, and I can tell you that the actual policy wonks on the left, such as the guys at New Consensus, really couldn't care less about Bob's halfbaked ideas. Because I know he reads this thread, he's welcome to correct me and let me know if he can point to the section in the Green New Deal that talks about robot bodies for 40 year old movie critics.

It boils down to ”those plebs shouldn't be allowed to use parks because they'll destroy them somehow, so they should be privatised for us Superyah elites.”

It's rich of the Chipmans to judge the cleanliness of the "average American" when their family homestead looks like a pigsty. Despite pouring six figures into his house renovation, Chris' living room carpet still looks like the floor of a mechanic's garage met the floor of a movie theater and decided to have a big, giant, filthy baby.

 

[Tronathon242]

It boils down to ”those plebs shouldn't be allowed to use parks because they'll destroy them somehow, so they should be privatised for us Superyah elites.”

He is perhaps one of the few people around who genuinely believes an oligarchy is what is best for mankind. He really is nothing more than the wormy, Renfield type character trying so hard to ingratiate himself with an elite to the point where it becomes sycophantic.

Let's pretend that the Supreme Court has 9 Dems on it, the Dems have supermajorities, and that Bernie's the President, Ed Markey's the Senate Majority Leader and AOC the Speaker of the House.

Do you really think that their first priority will be to make flying cars and brain uploading available? Unlike Bob, I have actually read his side's proposals, and I can tell you that the actual policy wonks on the left, such as the guys at New Consensus, really couldn't care less about Bob's halfbaked ideas. Because I know he reads this thread, he's welcome to correct me and let me know if he can point to the section in the Green New Deal that talks about robot bodies for 40 year old movie critics.

My guess is that he thinks once the Dems get that intoxicating whiff of power and disenfranchise the mayoghouls, then everything will just roll on from that point regardless of what their stated policy proposals are now.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

There is something going on called "Italygate" which has something to do with election fraud and the wife of Clarence Thomas. Which of course means the head of that damn nigger must roll:

There's been a lot of speculation on what drives Bob to hate conservatives so much. One hypothesis put forth is that he was somehow beat up by MAGA hat wearing bullies. Bob pretty much confirms that. Most of this conversation has already been captured by @Positron but I wanted to give full context to his vitriol.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1407252202855542791

https://archive.ph/viAHM

The only replies are from 2 spergs.

The one thing I'm sure of with Robert is that he's a disingenuous cunt at the best of times. I do not know how many red state rebels there are in Revere but I can't imagine that that number is high, if existent. For someone who had to learn how to fight at an early age, or the way he describes it learn to get the shit knocked out of him better, he is an amazing coward. Just to cut to the chase, I do not believe him. I still haven't read his book but I'm not aware of any place in it where he describes him getting bullied by "Chud Nation" (capitalized because it is a proper noun). The only bulling I can recall in his memoir is done by him, by his own words. Was he beat up at any point? Most likely, especially being the the special brand of exceptional he is and growing up in Boston in the 80's. Were they gleefully chanting some time appropriate version of "Build that wall"? Not a chance.

 

[Oliver Onions]

People with diabetes can actually drink if they take their medicine right, or so I heard, but considering that Bob is too busy spending his days fangirling about Marvel on twitter he probably isn't doing good with that.

Judging by the general state of him I'd say it's a safe assumption Bob is not the type to do anything the right way.

He's the type of diabetic who asks for three Big Macs as his last meal before going into theatre for the amputation.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Bob, you fucking moron, Tucker didn't have a "temper tantrum" because people went to his house, he got pissed because they smashed in his door and threatened his wife and children. Tucker didn't even dox L'mon, he just pointed out his hypocrisy, something you deflected from.

Meanwhile his first response to somebody posting one of his terrible tweets is to scream at the top of his lungs about how it came from a doxxing forum.

 

[Positron]

For someone who had to learn how to fight at an early age, or the way he describes it learn to get the shit knocked out of him better, he is an amazing coward. Just to cut to the chase, I do not believe him.

Even if there were a speckle of truth in Bobby's story, he should have let bygones be bygones now that his growth spurt is lying sideways.

Gavin Hubbard:

 

[Absolutego]

The one thing I'm sure of with Robert is that he's a disingenuous cunt at the best of times. I do not know how many red state rebels there are in Revere but I can't imagine that that number is high, if existent. For someone who had to learn how to fight at an early age, or the way he describes it learn to get the shit knocked out of him better, he is an amazing coward. Just to cut to the chase, I do not believe him. I still haven't read his book but I'm not aware of any place in it where he describes him getting bullied by "Chud Nation" (capitalized because it is a proper noun). The only bulling I can recall in his memoir is done by him, by his own words. Was he beat up at any point? Most likely, especially being the the special brand of exceptional he is and growing up in Boston in the 80's. Were they gleefully chanting some time appropriate version of "Build that wall"? Not a chance.

He definitely got bullied as a kid, this is the moron who carried a Mario figurine everywhere in elementary school. His entire worldview is too locked in to the "Jocks vs. Nerds" stereotype for me to believe he wasn't bullied, even if he did turn into a bully himself once the growth spurt gave him height and tard strength.

You have to remember he's likely calling garden variety Masshole white trash "Chud Nation", because his childhood bullies have always a) actually been an amusing reflection of Bob and his family, and b) take the role of the designated outgroup for whatever social clique he's currently trying to worm his way into.

 

[UserAccess]

I'd like to reference this gem in light of recent images of Bob's body and concerns of his health. If this is your cap, thank you. I yanked it from Google by searching "Moviebob angry."

He's broke. You could fit his accomplishments on a cocktail napkin. Women fucking hate him, especially the one on this page he stalked the most. The only women that speak with him have or had penises, but wouldn't touch his for a million dollars. He can't claim Boston and he's not welcome by metropolitans. Banks won't give loans when Skeletor figures and Nintendo posters are your collateral.

Now, on top of all that, he looks like a walking corpse. Chris Redfield would blow his ass away on sight. This fool doesn't even have his health.

You're clinically retarded to think this is winning by any metric. Stay angry Bob, it's really getting you laid and paid.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

He definitely got bullied as a kid, this is the moron who carried a Mario figurine everywhere in elementary school. His entire worldview is too locked in to the "Jocks vs. Nerds" stereotype for me to believe he wasn't bullied, even if he did turn into a bully himself once the growth spurt gave him height and tard strength.

You have to remember he's likely calling garden variety Masshole white trash "Chud Nation", because his childhood bullies have always a) actually been an amusing reflection of Bob and his family, and b) take the role of the designated outgroup for whatever social clique he's currently trying to worm his way into.

Have to remember, Bob went to Catholic school, so he wasn't even being bullied by the white trash. He was being bullied by the layer between white trash and those who could afford a real private school.