The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Kuritan Deplorable]

It’ll be a billion degrees anyway in the direct heat. Also I feel even more bad for their septic system. It’ll be destroyed with the serfs coming. If they come at all

Please, you think they'd let the slave labor poop inside?

They really didn't think that through though. Folks are gonna have to deal with nature, a line to get into the house or a camper ain't gonna fly. We might have some troons adding to the shit piles soon enough.

 

[Borscht]

One look at this setup was enough to get calliope music start playing in my head.

There is one thing I do not understand about their alpaca venture: why get 200 starving buggers instead of 20? Shoveling that much manure day after day cannot be fun.

The town they live next to is a dark sky community, and the skyline is fantastically beautiful even in their photos. Why did they go with the whole herd ranching thing? Surely setting up a mini-hotel for other trans suckers would have been cheaper?

"Come pet an alpaca, look at the starry sky, eat our atrociously cooked food and forget the horrors of the transphobic world. This is a place of healing. We will keep you safe with all the guns". Add a bunch of holistic medicine, drugs, whatever feels good mumbo-jumbo and charge 1000$ every 3 days per visitor for the TransExperience. Team up with Sophie LaBelle for advertising or something, the dude has reach and gullible audience.

Surely that'd beat doing all the seriously hard labor they are failing to do?

 

[The Elusive Earl]

Maybe we'll get a funny 'Trancher fallen in shit' image out of it when the shearing happens though.

Jen is already swimming in there, though.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

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The size of that hand

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Didn't someone in this thread suggest that they get a tent to house the alpacas as it would be better than the ramshackle rape shed that they'd built out of plywood? We already know they read the thread but are they actually listening to the advice here? That'd be a first.

This is why I stopped posting farming and construction-related ideas. The troons are smart enough to 'borrow' ideas from the thread and I don't work for free.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

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Are they shearing, or starting a Frat? I'm noticing a lot of setup of tents, food, booze, but I'm not seeing any talk or setup on setup to make the shearing itself easier.

 

[Miss Misery]

Honestly their cooking is like if you cloned Jack Scalfani a dozen times, complete with every ounce of fat, and put him in a dress.

LOLOLOL they never wear dresses.

Also I absolutely LOVE the tent they rented for shearing time. Motherfucking clown world.

 

[Meiwaku]

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Okay so if this is a throwaway conspiracy can we prove they own this exact rifle, have this exact flooring and these gloves? Im not as big of a gun sperg as some of yall so I don't remember every single one from their various show and tells.


Bonnie has a similar style of gloves in the OP but they're yellow

Dirty Double Posting but sometimes you have to be your own autism to prove troons are lying...

So let's look at the email


Okay so here is "Candymecha's" gun posted in the triple thread email by Boner

Oh but wait what's this?


Lets look a bit closer

Edit: HMMM Looks like the same gun to me but my autism levels aren't that high and a few parts could have been modded/changed.

Also the flooring looks worn so it might be part of their outdoor area where the image was taken?

If we wanna tag them down worse we need proof of flooring and glove lol

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[AnOminous]

I'm just impressed by the sheer quantity of penis substitutes here. Why not just not chop your own cock off?

 

[CIS White Droid]

Dirty Double Posting but sometimes you have to be your own autism to prove troons are lying...

So let's look at the email
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Okay so here is "Candymecha's" gun posted in the triple thread email by Boner

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Oh but wait what's this?
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Edit: HMMM Looks like the same gun to me but my autism levels aren't that high and a few parts could have been modded/changed.

Also the flooring looks worn so it might be part of their outdoor area where the image was taken?

If we wanna tag them down worse we need proof of flooring and glove lol

Nah they're pretty obviously not the same rifle. The tranch gun has engraving on the magwell, a different handguard, optic, iron sights and gas-block and the one in the e-mail has a suppressor. They also appear to be different barrel lengths. The tranch gun looks like a regular 16" or 18" barrel while the one in the email might be 14.5" considering the suppressor.

 

[Miss Misery]

Dirty Double Posting but sometimes you have to be your own autism to prove troons are lying...

So let's look at the email
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Okay so here is "Candymecha's" gun posted in the triple thread email by Boner

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Oh but wait what's this?
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Edit: HMMM Looks like the same gun to me but my autism levels aren't that high and a few parts could have been modded/changed.

Also the flooring looks worn so it might be part of their outdoor area where the image was taken?

If we wanna tag them down worse we need proof of flooring and glove lol

Are you blind? Those aren't even close to being the same.

 

[Trianon]

I bet you could actually make a more decent amount of money if somehow you could control the whole supply chain, both shearing the alpacas themselves, carding and spinning the wool, and then making some kind of high quality finished products out of it that you could charge artisan prices for.

This is exactly what a successful alpaca farm I know of does. You get multiple revenue streams that way: you can sell yarn to crafters, finished products to everyone, alpaca-themed souvenirs to visitors, and stud alpacas to other alpaca farmers (BIG money). Even if you don't do all the spinning yourself, you can ship it to a local business to turn into yarn, so you're spreading some wealth around.

For a lot of people, pointing a camera at them around is like waving a gun around. It's an affront. Especially if it's well-known that the tranch is full of paranoids. I wouldn't want them doing any reconnaissance on me either, even if they are in the legal clear. It's still something lots of people get mad about.

 

[White Devil]

Dirty Double Posting but sometimes you have to be your own autism to prove troons are lying...

So let's look at the email
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Okay so here is "Candymecha's" gun posted in the triple thread email by Boner

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Oh but wait what's this?
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Lets look a bit closerView attachment 2284206

Edit: HMMM Looks like the same gun to me but my autism levels aren't that high and a few parts could have been modded/changed.

Also the flooring looks worn so it might be part of their outdoor area where the image was taken?

If we wanna tag them down worse we need proof of flooring and glove lol

Oh my god they have a fake suppressor covering the whole rear end of the barrel. That's precious.

EDIT: Actually on closer inspection, the AK in the background has a legit suppressor, as well as the AR. I think the handguard on the AR just goes all the way to the end of the barrel. The AR in both photos have different FSBs and handguards. The one on the tranch wall has a delta ring, the other doesn't. The one on the wall doesn't have an ambi selector, the one in the photo does. The magwell rollmarks don't match up. Which leads me to believe they're different rifles or they actually did have work done. It requires a modicum of skill to change the front sight post on an AR (basically a vice and some punches), so theoretically those morons at the Tranch could do it. I think they're completely different rifles.

On the whole though, I don't believe anyone actually sent that threat to them and it's all done in-house for grift points.

"SEE! PEOPLE REALLY ARE THREATENING US !!! REEE!!! HIDE KEVIN IN THE BACK ON HIS COMPUTER LOOKING UP GUN PICTURES!"

 

[Kaktus Kompot]

I was messing around with an AI text generator program and putting random phrases into it, and this particular result seems downright sentient, considering the recent events.

Spoiler: I may also have exclusive info on the next merch run

 

[AssignedEva]

There's no results on Google (besides Bonnie's tweet) for that 50 cal bullet, and it seems very high res to have been cropped (although the dimesions are a bit weird - 917 x 2048 px). Unable to search for the gun because the download image button has cut off the bottom park. It's not out of the realms of possibility that they stole some random pics from /k/ and did crop it so it wouldn't reverse image search, and since Bonnie only posted screenshots there's no potential metadata.
I don't know anything about guns - that doesn't mean an awful lot though, because the tranch has a seemingly limitless supply of weapons and ammunition and they've not necessarily posted their entire arsenal.
I'd point out that the flooring in the background of the 50 cal bullet photo appears to specifically be a fake wood effect linoleum. The lounge area of the tranch seems to be pine flooring and Kevin's room has an ugly beige carpet. The kitchen has a fake parquet block floor lino. Do we have any photos of the flooring in the Earthship or their bathroom? (Although then again, the floor appears to be clean, which is a point against those photos being taken in the tranch).

 

[White Devil]

There's no results on Google (besides Bonnie's tweet) for that 50 cal bullet, and it seems very high res to have been cropped (although the dimesions are a bit weird - 917 x 2048 px). Unable to search for the gun because the download image button has cut off the bottom park. It's not out of the realms of possibility that they stole some random pics from /k/ and did crop it so it wouldn't reverse image search, and since Bonnie only posted screenshots there's no potential metadata.
I don't know anything about guns - that doesn't mean an awful lot though, because the tranch has a seemingly limitless supply of weapons and ammunition and they've not necessarily posted their entire arsenal.
I'd point out that the flooring in the background of the 50 cal bullet photo appears to specifically be a fake wood effect linoleum. The lounge area of the tranch seems to be pine flooring and Kevin's room has an ugly beige carpet. The kitchen has a fake parquet block floor lino. Do we have any photos of the flooring in the Earthship or their bathroom? (Although then again, the floor appears to be clean, which is a point against those photos being taken in the tranch).

I'm like 100% sure they lifted the photos from google, Reddit, 4chan, or whatever random gun forum. I highly doubt anyone at the tranch owns a suppressor due to the cost and wait times involved. You can get around the cost but hurrying up government bureaucracy is beyond current year tranny pull, especially when it's the ATF whom are only marginally more competent than the TSA.

 

[titty skeleton]

This is why I stopped posting farming and construction-related ideas. The troons are smart enough to 'borrow' ideas from the thread and I don't work for free.

That's a great point now that you mention it. Part of the humor of the tranch is how completely useless they are at very basic things. With the exception of the animal welfare I don't think they even deserve the advice from the thread. The only reason I exclude animal welfare is because frankly, the alpacas don't deserve the Tranch Alpacaschwitz.

 

[Neko GF]

The day of the shear is set up:

https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1407333541684432905 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1407350415566544898 (Archive)

 

[AssignedEva]

The day of the shear is set up:
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https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1407333541684432905 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1407350415566544898 (Archive)

Is that a gas fired barbeque in an enclosed space? My God, they really have built a gas chamber.

 

[Gone Ham]

The day of the shear is set up:
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https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1407350415566544898 (Archive)

Holy shit look at them