Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I'd like to reference this gem in light of recent images of Bob's body and concerns of his health. If this is your cap, thank you. I yanked it from Google by searching "Moviebob angry."

He's broke. You could fit his accomplishments on a cocktail napkin. Women fucking hate him, especially the one on this page he stalked the most. The only women that speak with him have or had penises, but wouldn't touch his for a million dollars. He can't claim Boston and he's not welcome by metropolitans. Banks won't give loans when Skeletor figures and Nintendo posters are your collateral.

Now, on top of all that, he looks like a walking corpse. Chris Redfield would blow his ass away on sight. This fool doesn't even have his health.

You're clinically retarded to think this is winning by any metric. Stay angry Bob, it's really getting you laid and paid.
the dude is a leech, makes shitty youtube videos and he uses most of his time being a retard on twitter and jacking off. in his broken mind he won because he doesnt have to be a functional member of society unlike those CHUDS who got a job, have sex and dont live in a basement with a broken pipe system that at least in two separate ocasions leaked shit all over his floor.
 
There is something going on called "Italygate" which has something to do with election fraud and the wife of Clarence Thomas. Which of course means the head of that damn nigger must roll:
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Let's see here...
  • Judging someone--in this case, SCOTUS Justice Clarence Thomas--based on another person's actions.
  • "We need a better world"...
  • Moviebob deflecting valid criticism against him to someone/something irrelevant...
  • Condescending attitute against someone who justifiably critizes Bob...
Ooh, ooh, ooh! That's four! I only need one more for bingo!

"Kill the filibuster/Electoral College"!

BINGO! I'VE GOT BINGO!
 
He definitely got bullied as a kid, this is the moron who carried a Mario figurine everywhere in elementary school. His entire worldview is too locked in to the "Jocks vs. Nerds" stereotype for me to believe he wasn't bullied, even if he did turn into a bully himself once the growth spurt gave him height and tard strength.

You have to remember he's likely calling garden variety Masshole white trash "Chud Nation", because his childhood bullies have always a) actually been an amusing reflection of Bob and his family, and b) take the role of the designated outgroup for whatever social clique he's currently trying to worm his way into.
More than who these kids were, because the idea that school kids can form a coherent ethos is retarded, I think the real question is to what extent. Was he really attacked so much that he mastered the legendary fighting style known as Street while non-diegetic You've Got the Touch plays, or did he just get into tussles with other kids like every other boy growing up and is using that as a disingenuous example of being bullied to strengthen his weak argument of someone else nuke 'em from orbit? I know which one I'm going with.
 
He definitely got bullied as a kid, this is the moron who carried a Mario figurine everywhere in elementary school. His entire worldview is too locked in to the "Jocks vs. Nerds" stereotype for me to believe he wasn't bullied, even if he did turn into a bully himself once the growth spurt gave him height and tard strength.

You have to remember he's likely calling garden variety Masshole white trash "Chud Nation", because his childhood bullies have always a) actually been an amusing reflection of Bob and his family, and b) take the role of the designated outgroup for whatever social clique he's currently trying to worm his way into.
More than who these kids were, because the idea that school kids can form a coherent ethos is retarded, I think the real question is to what extent. Was he really attacked so much that he mastered the legendary fighting style known as Street while non-diegetic You've Got the Touch plays, or did he just get into tussles with other kids like every other boy growing up and is using that as a disingenuous example of being bullied to strengthen his weak argument of someone else nuke 'em from orbit? I know which one I'm going with.
I debate whether or not he was really bullied. I used to believe maybe it was true and that his refusal to get over made him who he is today. But seeing how openly disingenuous he is over things that can literally be backed up by evidence from him, him constantly rewriting things, his playing victim no matter and just his general sociopathic behavior make it hard to believe his claims.

My theory is that the "bullying" he received was nothing more than pushback and social isolation from the other kids over his behavior towards them. He was probably just as smug and combative as he is today. Plus he probably had the same anger issues and the desire to commit violence against random people.
 
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I'd like to reference this gem in light of recent images of Bob's body and concerns of his health. If this is your cap, thank you. I yanked it from Google by searching "Moviebob angry."

He's broke. You could fit his accomplishments on a cocktail napkin. Women fucking hate him, especially the one on this page he stalked the most. The only women that speak with him have or had penises, but wouldn't touch his for a million dollars. He can't claim Boston and he's not welcome by metropolitans. Banks won't give loans when Skeletor figures and Nintendo posters are your collateral.

Now, on top of all that, he looks like a walking corpse. Chris Redfield would blow his ass away on sight. This fool doesn't even have his health.

You're clinically retarded to think this is winning by any metric. Stay angry Bob, it's really getting you laid and paid.
You know, 80 years ago today in fact, a very angry man sent a very angry army into a nation that, up to that point, gave him what he wanted and was even more eager to deepen the alliance made.

Anger is blinding. Anger makes you narrow minded. Anger eventually consumes you. Anger cannot be the end all, be all of your entire wotld view. Just look at what he is saying anger leads towards. Wiping out entire cities is a good thing now? The fuck? Not even Genghis Khan would look at this and think he made sense.
 
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You make these points like you're describing an ongoing series of complex yet intractable ideological arguments that will continue forever between equals as opposed to an hateful-idiot infestation that can be managed once we work out how to spray* for that.
*(metaphorically!)

Robert here is literally jesting that his political enemies (read: anyone he dislikes) should be killed in an organized manner using gas. Sure, it's a """joke""" (which I don't believe for a fucking second) but imagine if literally anyone Robert disliked made a Holocaust joke. He would be fuming in righteous fury. But when it's him, it's totally fine to compare those who disagree politically with him to victims of genocide-by-Zyklon B.

I really can't visit this thread more than once a week anymore because it makes me so pointlessly angry. I hope Robert really does have that cirrhosis. The world would be a much better place without him in it, and it seems every day that Roberto is looking to make that a reality by destroying his body with food and alcohol.

Also Bob you fucking subhuman retard, you're not British so you don't need to use "an" before a word beginning with H. And moreover "hateful-idiot" is an incorrect syntactic construction. You are a hateful mental midget yet somehow believe everyone else's stupidity condemns them literally to gas chambers. The only thing that makes this bearable is remembering that Bobby is a morbidly obese, unhealthy, unloved, basement-dwelling, virgin, limp wristed shell of a man who will likely die before the Feds shut down this site.
 
Bob is so over dramatic about him being bullied. He makes it sound like the comical exaggerated version you see in movies where fourth graders are burning cigarettes on his arms and shoving his face in to a toilet. Until he grew taller one summer at which point he body slammed them all and everyone clapped.

I am willing to bet people just called him a loser and maybe threw a chicken nugget at his back once.
 
You know, 80 years ago today in fact, a very angry man sent a very angry army into a nation that, up to that point, gave him what he wanted and was even more eager to deepen the alliance made.

Anger is blinding. Anger makes you narrow minded. Anger eventually consumes you. Anger cannot be the end all, be all of your entire wotld view. Just look at what he is saying anger leads towards. Wiping out entire cities is a good thing now? The fuck? Not even Genghis Khan would look at this and think he made sense.
Not to mention that same angry man was such a sped convinced of his own infallibility he ignored all advice and made numerous mistakes, repeatedly, that cost him his empire. Sound familiar (apart from the empire part)?

Given cringy rants like this, it continues to astound me that Bob presumably views his situation as winning. It has to be cope, right...??
 
Bob is so over dramatic about him being bullied. He makes it sound like the comical exaggerated version you see in movies where fourth graders are burning cigarettes on his arms and shoving his face in to a toilet. Until he grew taller one summer at which point he body slammed them all and everyone clapped.

I am willing to bet people just called him a loser and maybe threw a chicken nugget at his back once.

I'm willing to believe Bob was mercilessly picked on, if not exactly beaten to a pulp.

He's lying his gross ass off when he claims the motivation was political, or that his tormentors were at an age where they could articulate a coherent political view at all.
 
I'm willing to believe Bob was mercilessly picked on, if not exactly beaten to a pulp.

He's lying his gross ass off when he claims the motivation was political, or that his tormentors were at an age where they could articulate a coherent political view at all.
He surely started every fight and got walloped unmercifully for his trouble. His version of events sounds like some Hollywood movir where the bullies just descend on a kid for no particular reason other than the plot needs it to happen. Shit doesn't happen like that in real life. The bullshit about his growth spurt isn't convincing either. It's also another indicator that he thinks he can be physically intimidating despite his assertions that the future should be led by those with brains and not brawn. I'd repeat that famous saying about the cake and eating it, but that wouldn't be appropriate because the lardass wouldn't see an issue with the statement. But if anything, these statements combined with others prove that he's lying about dropping his Magneto complex.
 
Shit doesn't happen like that in real life.

Eh. Weird kids get picked on all the time, and sometimes quite cruelly. And I have no doubt Bob was a weird kid. There's a grain of truth in his story, although it's swathed in the usual grandiose lies about how secretly awesome he turned out to be. (And how horridly subhuman everyone who ever took a dislike to him is.)
 
He is perhaps one of the few people around who genuinely believes an oligarchy is what is best for mankind
It's worth me pointing out that Bob was, by his own admission, a Randroid for a lot of his time at college.
> didn't fall down as easy

For once Bob is technically correct - spheres don't fall down.
 
He surely started every fight and got walloped unmercifully for his trouble. His version of events sounds like some Hollywood movir where the bullies just descend on a kid for no particular reason other than the plot needs it to happen. Shit doesn't happen like that in real life. The bullshit about his growth spurt isn't convincing either. It's also another indicator that he thinks he can be physically intimidating despite his assertions that the future should be led by those with brains and not brawn. I'd repeat that famous saying about the cake and eating it, but that wouldn't be appropriate because the lardass wouldn't see an issue with the statement. But if anything, these statements combined with others prove that he's lying about dropping his Magneto complex.
Bob was raised before bullying became elementary school enemy number one. He probably was, and it's unfortunate that a certain wise man's advice of "early and often" did not teach him anything
 
Eh. Weird kids get picked on all the time, and sometimes quite cruelly. And I have no doubt Bob was a weird kid. There's a grain of truth in his story, although it's swathed in the usual grandiose lies about how secretly awesome he turned out to be. (And how horridly subhuman everyone who ever took a dislike to him is.)
Not weird, but caustic...

Weird kids like honest autists or the cripplingly shy attract bullying for behaviors that are odd, despite meaning well .

Bob types have confrontational personalities, qualities that provoke bullying and keep it up far longer.

The hyperactive kid who likes trains too much eventually learns to tone it down or segregate himself to his own lunch table.

Bob jumps in to every fight, unable to take the L and let the under evolved win, even when nothing is at stake.
 
Ummm... Ni-hawo imperial Han, glorious dragons of the future. Ummgh - HRhfmmf, can I join your glorious emmmpire? I'm a YouTube Critic. I... I only require the basics, a big boobed wife and just the basic snack foods. Perhaps a decent IPA once a day. I promise to rate all superhero movies with two... No, three. Three thumbs up!
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Bob was raised before bullying became elementary school enemy number one. He probably was, and it's unfortunate that a certain wise man's advice of "early and often" did not teach him anything
Not really man, I'm younger than Robert, but not so much to see a whole different School system, and while bullying wasn't such a buzzword as it is now, figths and physical abuse were a big, BIG deal back then. I remeber when a kid got back home with a bleeding nose and all hell broke lose in the school, we spend weeks hearing about bullying and all that stuff, not to mention expulsions.

So nah, Don't believe for a second on this "Chud Nation's fists swinging at my face" bullshit, and he never threw a punch on his life as well. It is all sounds too much like internet tough guy bullshit to be believable.

He created this fantasy so he can somewhat justify his motivational "ANGER" and "SPITE", when everybody can see he is just a sperg.

Nobody is buying this bullshit Robert, and the "bullying" you got back then is the same you are getting now, ridicule and ostracization.
 
Not really man, I'm younger than Robert, but not so much to see a whole different School system, and while bullying wasn't such a buzzword as it is now, figths and physical abuse were a big, BIG deal back then. I remeber when a kid got back home with a bleeding nose and all hell broke lose in the school, we spend weeks hearing about bullying and all that stuff, not to mention expulsions.

So nah, Don't believe for a second on this "Chud Nation's fists swinging at my face" bullshit, and he never threw a punch on his life as well. It is all sounds too much like internet tough guy bullshit to be believable.

He created this fantasy so he can somewhat justify his motivational "ANGER" and "SPITE", when everybody can see he is just a sperg.

Nobody is buying this bullshit Robert, and the "bullying" you got back then is the same you are getting now, ridicule and ostracization.

Even then, he is still too stuck in the past to even see how pointless, and fruitless it has become to keep it holding. Multiple times, it has been said how utterly empty a life filled with Spite, and Anger is, but that's the only thing Bob has. No kids. No love. His videos will be forgotten. And his dreams are nothing, but delusions of grandeur that will never happen.

I look forward to the day his spite, and anger run out. It might be the biggest day in his life or his last. I do hope it's the former.
 
Anger is blinding.
Which explains why Bob's worldview borders on the psychotic.
Anger makes you narrow minded.
Hence Bob's obsession with the Superior Future™ to the exclusion to everything else.
Anger eventually consumes you.
As I said in my previous post, anger is all Bob has left because it's far too late for to change the course of his life. I suspect that many of Bob's "colleagues" see that same rage consuming him and distance themselves lest he pulls them into the conflagration. Lindsay Ellis shares some of the same politics and disdain for Red America, but she is shrewd enough see that being associated with Bob is a liability. That combined with his persistent creeping on her led to Lindsay dropping that nuke on Bob from orbit and handing him the biggest humiliation of his life. Yet the bigger tragedy of it is that Bob didn't learn a damn thing. A more well-adjusted person would turn to introspection and perhaps change their way. If anything, Bob has gotten worse with his genocidal rhetoric and I am convinced that his angels and the people that earnestly follow him are the dregs of society.
 
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